KIDS VS. TEACHER...
TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered
TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math
multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using
TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
TEACHER: No, that' s wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me
how I spell it.
I Love this kid)
TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula
DONALD: H I] NO,
TEACHER: What are you talking a bout?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it' s H to O.
TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing
we have today that we didn' t have ten years
TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so
GLEN: Well, I' m a lot closer to the ground
than you are,
TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting
MILLIE: I is..
MILLIE: All right... " am the ninth letter of
TEACHER: George Washington not only
chopped down his father' s cherry tree, but also
admitted t Now, Louie, do you know why his
father didn' t punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the are in
TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you
say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don' t have to, my Mom is a
TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on 'My
Dog' is exactly the same as your brother' s. Did
you copy his?
CLYDE 2 No, sir. It' s the same dog.
TEACHER: Harold, how do you calla person
who keeps on talking when people are no wage:
Forever alone on