Teacher vs kids. . KIDS VS. TEACHER... TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America. MARIA: Here it is. TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered Amer
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Teacher vs kids

KIDS VS. TEACHER...
TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North
America.
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered
America?
CLASS: Maria.
TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math
multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using
tables.
TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: '
TEACHER: No, that' s wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me
how I spell it.
I Love this kid)
TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula
for water?
DONALD: H I] NO,
TEACHER: What are you talking a bout?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it' s H to O.
TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing
we have today that we didn' t have ten years
ago.
WINNIE: Me!
TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so
dirty?
GLEN: Well, I' m a lot closer to the ground
than you are,
TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting
MILLIE: I is..
MILLIE: All right... " am the ninth letter of
the alphabet.'
TEACHER: George Washington not only
chopped down his father' s cherry tree, but also
admitted t Now, Louie, do you know why his
father didn' t punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the are in
his hand.
TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you
say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don' t have to, my Mom is a
good cook.
TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on 'My
Dog' is exactly the same as your brother' s. Did
you copy his?
CLYDE 2 No, sir. It' s the same dog.
TEACHER: Harold, how do you calla person
who keeps on talking when people are no wage:
interested?
HAROLD: Attached
Forever alone on
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Submitted: 02/05/2013
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#3 - trolololer (02/06/2013) [+] (4 replies)
They just kept getting better and better. I love this.

On a side note, the last one really got me right in the nuts. I mean in a bad way. Cuz Harold was what me and my ex decided to christen my manhood as. Just kinda hurts to remember, y'know? Got me right in the feels, bruh.
User avatar #1 - burritosupreme (02/06/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Me saying the Alphabet part... mfw I realized OP are next to eachother
User avatar #18 - skylights (02/06/2013) [-]
This reminds me of the DVDs my uncle made my grandmother, with all these old family videos on them. I was probably 3 or 4 in one of them. This is the conversation we found on it:

Grandma: It's time for bed. Come up stairs, I can't carry you up.
Me: Try. (goes back to 'playing' some sort of video game)

I was such a smartass little brat! Why can't I come up with simple, good comebacks like that anymore?
User avatar #16 - kirkbot (02/06/2013) [-]
too bad all of these are fake and not even one actually ever happened
User avatar #9 - ivoryhammer (02/06/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Didn't the George Washington thing never happen? One of my teachers told me it was just a folk tale.
#14 to #9 - anonymous (02/06/2013) [-]
Yes, Washington was actually a notorious liar and had numerous secret organizations, including personal assassins. (Though now we just call those the marines and secret service and every president as them now.)

During the time they actually tried to make him seem like an avid truth teller (though the book that started the cherry tree story wasn't from that). They ended up succeeding. Who would expect an avid truth teller to fuck you up with assassins?
#30 - dafogman (02/06/2013) [-]
Teacher:  Class, use the words liver and cheese in a sentence.   
White Kid:  I like liver but don't like cheese.   
Teacher:  Good Johnny.   
Black Kid:  I like cheese but I don't like liver.   
Teacher:  Good Darnell.   
Mexican Kid:  Liver alone, cheese mine.
Teacher: Class, use the words liver and cheese in a sentence.
White Kid: I like liver but don't like cheese.
Teacher: Good Johnny.
Black Kid: I like cheese but I don't like liver.
Teacher: Good Darnell.
Mexican Kid: Liver alone, cheese mine.
User avatar #20 - comicsjoey **User deleted account** (02/06/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Ok everybody

1...
2...
3!!!

WE CALL BULLSHIT ON THIS!!!!
User avatar #24 - Hreidmar ONLINE (02/06/2013) [-]
Yes, these are clearly fake. Personally I still found them amusing. I don't really get the big deal. Most comedy movies are blatantly unrealistic and falsified as well, doesn't make them less amusing, and it doesn't mean that everyone in the theatre has to point out that they are fake.
User avatar #12 - anaphase (02/06/2013) [-]
Wow, I remember these from an email chain in about 2004.

Thanks for the memories OP (not being sarcastic, either)
#11 - anonymous (02/06/2013) [-]
(I love this kid) wat?
#31 - felixjarl (02/06/2013) [-]
This image has expired
This post have existed for years. It is able to find on every image site on the web. It is now the property of the web undivided. To put a watermark on it is plain heresy.
User avatar #26 - ronyx ONLINE (02/06/2013) [+] (1 reply)
What's the story with the cherry tree? anybody care to enlighten me?
#15 - malici (02/06/2013) [-]
The first fucking nomad from Asia to migrate to North America is the the one who discovered it.
#6 - anonymous (02/06/2013) [-]
I imagine glenn to be a little rednecky, in a good way.
#2 - anonymousponyshy (02/06/2013) [-]
My friends name is winnie, glad to know there are more winnies than her out there. Because i had never heard of the name before i met her.
#17 - tuxwonder (02/06/2013) [-]
I can't decide if these kids are clever or just retarded...
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