I know what you mean man... I'm not a big fan either... But you can't argue with them for some reason because they're right no matter what anyone says. I myself am a social drinker, I will have a few drinks WHILE I'm having fun, not get plastered and then say I had a great time when I can only remember the initial hour while I was there.

:(

Damn, that sucks, bro.

Yeah I know, It's a pain in the ass :/

Ya, seriously. Why did they have to make it 12 fucking hours? Way too long.

5 Minutes would be reasonable! :D (Yes I know I tack emoticons onto the end of every comment.)

Lol, don't worry, I'm not one of those people who would castrate someone just for using an emoticon.

As much as I dislike your views on alcohol you seem like a decent guy! :P

Haha, thanks. :)

Don't mention it! Like seriously gotta keep my street cred up. :l Kidding, I don't even have street cred... 3:

"Drinking is so popular. I hate it. That's why I smoke meth."


Hipster Douche

I also hate people who do drugs, the same, if not more, than people who drink.

Do remind me, why is drinking bad?

Wow, you joined late. Please refer to my numerous comments about why drinkers are weak-minded faggots.

Wow, you're a self-righteous, preachy fuck. You said nothing other than "I am better than you." "I use words I clearly don't understand." "I'm not going to reply to comments that trump my own."

Cock.

Self-rightous and preachy? By posting comments on FunnyJunk? Right.

Precisely. Go fuck your little sister, you needledick bug fucker.

HAHAHA. Needledick bug fucker. I'll have to remember that one.

It's one of my favorites.

Personally, I find COCKroaches to be extremely sexy.

Have you ever tried drinking?

That's a fucking dumbass question. I have never drank, and I never will.

Whys that?

1: It's cliche. 2: I know how to have fun without drinking because I'm not retarded. 3: When I see people drinking it makes me feel like I have a small victory over them because I've never indulged in alcohol. Same with drugs.

Well.... There were no wrong answers, but cliche was a wrong answer.

Explain in one way, even one, drinking at all is cliche? Honestly... You keep using it, yet I don't think you know what it means.

So you have fun in a different way. Doesn't mean everyone else is wrong.

Yes, and I think everyone else IS wrong, and we each have our subjective opinions. So, what's your point?

Just saying there's no reason to bash others just because you don't like something.

That's your opinion. By the way, thanks for not being an ignorant shit.

Well, everyone has different opinions.

Yeah, how dare they have fun a different way then you! We must be horribly idiotic people for drinking and enjoying ourselves. The only reason you're butthurt is because no one asks you to come drinking with then. Smoke a bowl every now and then, you won't be such a kill joy.

LOL. After everything I said, you think I would want to go out for a drink? That's really what you think?

No. Because you're dull and obnoxious. Just because I drink and you don't doesn't make you better than me.

First of all, I'm actually very friendly in real life, and I have plenty of friends, so you shouldn't judge people by how they act online. Also, you're probably weak minded, 1 because you need to drink to have fun, and 2, you just seem childish from the way you said "Just because I drink and you don't doesn't make you better than me.".

you goddam don't doesn't do dat dere!!


in seriousness though when i was a lot younger and people at my school would talk about how drunk they got and that they couldn't remember what they'd done, i'd think to myself i'll never do that, what's the point its silly and a waste of money why have a night out you can't remember. But i have been drunk and it has been fun though generally i'll only have a few and can have fun sober easy enough, i'm not one of those that goes out every weekend for the sake of it n pisses their money away.
Its all about self control and moderation and unfortunately a lot of people lack both of these where drinking is involved.
i've been a bar manager and got tired of having to break up fights between couple twice my age that should know better but have nothing else going for them in life.
its not all black and white
:)

Everything in moderation

It was my 18th birthday a few nights ago, we were playing drinking games and we were all enjoying ourselves. Are you saying to have your approval I would need to sit there quietly and soberly talk to my friends without any real celebration? Besides, some of it tastes great. Fuck your opinion, sir.

And fuck your shitty life, sir. If you can't have fun without alcohol than fuck you.

No, you're wrong. I can have plenty of fun without alcohol, I actually rarely drink, only once a month at the most depending on what's on. I can tell you probably don't have alot of friends because you sound like a real dick to people who you don't agree with.

Actually, I do have plenty of friends. Incase you didn't know, people act differently in real life than they do on the internet.

Well, that's good to know. I prefer not to act like a dick in either scenario, but that might just be me

I act like a dick on here because it gets tiring acting so nice to everyone in real life.

>I hate everyone that does it

So you hate the majority of people in the world, seeing as very few sustain from alcohol.

Yes, I'm being extremely preachy by posting a comment on FunnyJunk.

So you hate people for drinking wine with dinner..?

No. I'm talking about 20-30 year olds that go out with their friends and think they're hot shit for fucking drinking alcohol.

You said "drinking at all." In any case, why should you care what others do with their own lives? As long as they're not hurting anyone else but themselves, there's absolutely nothing wrong with it. If you were talking about 12 - 18 year olds, I'd kinda understand you, but its pretty damn normal for adults to go out and have a harmlessly good time drinking together. Why can't you hate on morons and stupid people in general, instead of instantly labeling all people who go out and drink as someone bad..?

Thank you for not being an ignorant fuck. I admit I didn't explain myself very well in my first comment. When I say 20 - 30 year olds, I'm talking about the immature ones who go out to get wasted all the time.

Hate leads to suffering, and suffering leads to alcoholism. your well on your way

you're*

You caught me. But I still stand by the intended meaning.

So your meaning is that I'll end up feeling miserable from my hatred of Highschool/College douches who think they're cool for drinking alcohol, and I'll start drinking myself?

Close, at some point you'll end up feeling alone, because you hated everyone, despised them for having fun while they were young, and didn't take the time to interact with them and find out that, in reality, they aren't all that bad. Then you start feeling miserable because your alone, and that is what drives people into actual alcoholism. Not getting drunk once a week at a party.

First off, your grammar sucks. Second, I have plenty of friends who think the same way I do, so don't go around judging people by one FunnyJunk comment. Also, to be honest, I have no problem interacting with people I hate. I'm pretty good at being friendly to people I despise.

But again, I failed to correctly use your and you're, so i suppose you win this argument. Enjoy life
Sincerely,
A drunken idiot, who is also an honors student in college

yo i know this guy i an asshole but dont go bragging about your achievements because he will find some way of using it against you

i found the hipster

oh look at you does the attention feel good i hope it does with all that butthurt

I don't give a shit about attention, I posted one comment. I had no idea a bunch of faggy drinkers would get butt-hurt and start replying. Also, your grammar sucks, you fucking retard.

Man, you are the biggest dick I've seen on FJ in a few weeks.

Then I've succeeded.

Okay, grammar genius, you seem adequate. But I am going to give you a sentence that you will try to correct perfectly. A refusal to do so will result in forfeit, and you will be considered a moron and a coward.

SENTENCE: My coach told my sister and I that I swam real good.
Should be a piece of cake, right? One miss and your statements are null and void.

swam real well*. Nice try, faggot.

sister and me*. Nice try, faggot.

Hey, dumbass, let me show you some real grammatical skills.

SENTENCE: My coach told my sister and me that I SWUM real WELL.

That's basic shit. On a side note, who the fuck uses faggot every 5 seconds? Are you 12 or something?

You are literally too stupid to insult. I'll just have you know that you just got trolled to fucking death.

losing an argument?
claim to be trolling!

LOL! I know, right?!?

dont think you can fool me into thinking you're an outside viewer! you're still a dumbass attempting to get out of losing an argument by claiming to troll.

Don't* You're*. I wasn't trying to fool you into thinking I was an outside viewer, I was making fun of you.

i didn't fuck up any "you're" words, so you can shut the fuck up . you got me when it came to "Don't" btw, heres a wise tid-bit of the internet

"When your argument is failing, point out spelling and grammar errors in your opponents responses." in short, you lost the argument, and started correcting peoples grammar. good night, goody bye, and go fuck yourself.

"You're" should have been capitalized.

huh, i suppose it should be. alright, that's acceptable

Nice try, faggot.

What?

No explanation necessary.

What are you, king of the retards? You are literally the stupidest person I have ever had the dipleasure of conversing with.

Potatoes ARE in fact my favorite fruit! I'm happy you took notice.

I guess I was right.

But the Dutch don't do anything like that. Windmills aren't made that way.

Keep going, that shit is hilarious.

Hey, hey... Don't say that about Cindy. She actually LOVES it in the ass.

Aw shit, now I have to go fap.

Oh, while I'm here, could I get the source to this particular manga?

That's pretty funny. Saved.

I don't get what you mean. You should read through all the rules of grammar, it is a legitimate grammatical rule that swam, although common, is incorrect. Just because you know a thing or two doesn't make you omnipotent.

I said the wrong answer because I wanted to see how you would react if I got it wrong. You didn't dissapoint, that was very entertaining.

You know, I'm not stupid. You only say this now because you're afraid of the repercussions by doing so. But, alas, too late. You are a moron, a coward, and all statements on this post are null and void. You knew the terms before you tried this.

LOL. I'm laughing so hard at the fact that you're still replying to me. I was extremely bored, so thank you.

Yes, keep pretending you've won. That will make all your dreams come true. Like puberty, since the only insult you know is faggot.

Oh my god I haven't had this much fun on FunnyJunk in ages. I know more insults, but none of them roll off the tongue as well as faggot. My favorite insult is from South Park "Go fuck yourself, you donkey raping shit eater". I love your gif by the way, saved.

Hey man to each their own, don't gotta hate em if thats what they like

im surfing on the internet not writing a term paper so i dont think my grammar matters right now and for your information many writers and poets drank alot but just o you know im 18 and i drink because i find it fun yea it hurts my liver but guess what i drink responsibly and shouldnt be judge by people who think that just because they dont that they are better than me but guess what no one cares posting comments like that just make you look like a douche bag and make people dislike you

I couldn't give a shit about what people think of me on the internet if I tried.

then why should people who drink

I never said they should.

all right then