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The cause and solution
to all life's problems
tl:dr beer good...more »
to all life's problems
tl:dr beer good
dunno if repost but what isn't these days
and who gives a fuck not everyone's on here 24/7
I den' t think MN ever heard the concept explained any better than this .
Well yeu see, Herm, it' s like this . . A herd ['Bil buffalo can anly ll' Ii}' as fast as
weakest enes at the back that are killed first. This natural 31' ard' / -:
fer the herd as a whale, because the general speed and health rtil the whale
group keeps , by the regular killing ["dil the weakest members. In
much the same way, the human brain can anly operate as fast as the slowest
brain cells. New, as we knew, excessive intake ['tfil alcahol kills brain cells. But
naturally, it attacks the and weakest brain cells first. In this way,
regular consumption efil beer eliminate the weaker brain cells, making the
brain a faster and mere efficient machine. And that, Herm, -: why yeu always
feel smarter after a few beers.‘
Well yeu see, Herm, it' s like this . . A herd ['Bil buffalo can anly ll' Ii}' as fast as
weakest enes at the back that are killed first. This natural 31' ard' / -:
fer the herd as a whale, because the general speed and health rtil the whale
group keeps , by the regular killing ["dil the weakest members. In
much the same way, the human brain can anly operate as fast as the slowest
brain cells. New, as we knew, excessive intake ['tfil alcahol kills brain cells. But
naturally, it attacks the and weakest brain cells first. In this way,
regular consumption efil beer eliminate the weaker brain cells, making the
brain a faster and mere efficient machine. And that, Herm, -: why yeu always
feel smarter after a few beers.‘
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bigdongdaddy **User deleted account** (02/06/2013) [+]
(1 reply)
Actually alcohol doesn't kill brain cells, although it can damage them.
I can never Get drunk. I have a condition called Central Apnea, Basically While I'm asleep I stop breathing in small bursts. Imagine contests you had with your siblings/friends/cousins Seeing who could hold their breath the longest. That's what happens when I'm asleep. Because it's central Apnea and not sleep apnea If I get drunk It'll relax my brain So much it just wont start breathing again and I'll Die.
tl:dr If I get drunk I'll die in my sleep.
tl:dr If I get drunk I'll die in my sleep.
Yeah, I know better than to listen to Hamm from Toy Story...
#8
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N. Korean citizen (02/06/2013) [+]
(2 replies)
I lol thinking that probably only 1% of FJ ever saw cheers. Why bother reposting something you don't understand
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Keoul (02/06/2013) [-]
This is true I can confirm it.
The Buffalo will actively attempt to kill the weakest in it's herd whenever possible.
That or the buffalo just owed him money...
The Buffalo will actively attempt to kill the weakest in it's herd whenever possible.
That or the buffalo just owed him money...
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ronyx (02/06/2013) [+]
(6 replies)
I have tried a lot of different beers and other types of alcohol and they all taste horrible. The only one i can tolerate is wine, but anything else just tastes like shit, anybody else or am i just destined to be alienated in parties?
#39
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fuckyosixtyminutes (02/06/2013) [-]
Yet our society is increasingly trending towards supporting the weakest and most helpless members with resources taken by force.
#26
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fixxxer (02/06/2013) [+]
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Reposts crap, gets more thumbs then actual post. Funnyjunk logic.
That implies your brain cells move around like a herd of buffalo.
#34
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N. Korean citizen (02/06/2013) [-]
To everyone who is taking this troll science seriously: go drink yourselves to death, you fucking idiots.
#23
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N. Korean citizen (02/06/2013) [+]
(6 replies)
This is the dumbest shit I ever read. Drinking is bad. It's a weakness. I hate the people who go to parties and can't have fun with their friends without alcohol. It's pathetic that they can't enjoy themselves at a fucking party with all their friends without needing to drink. Or the people who hide in a bottle from their problems. It's just a crutch. Man the fuck up and deal with your problems. Life is hard, man up. It's also horrible for you body basically like drinking poison.
#126
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funnygiggles (02/06/2013) [+]
(1 reply)
The problem is that alcohol does not attack the slowest brain cells. It just destroys the whole brain.
#37
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N. Korean citizen (02/06/2013) [+]
(1 reply)
alcohol doesn't do anything to brain-cells actualy