The cause and solution. to all life's problems tl:dr beer good dunno if repost but what isn't these days and who gives a not everyone's on here 24/7. I den' t t
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The cause and solution

to all life's problems

tl:dr beer good

dunno if repost but what isn't these days
and who gives a **** not everyone's on here 24/7

I den' t think MN ever heard the concept explained any better than this .
Well yeu see, Herm, it' s like this . . A herd ['Bil buffalo can anly ll' Ii}' as fast as
weakest enes at the back that are killed first. This natural 31' ard' / -:
fer the herd as a whale, because the general speed and health rtil the whale
group keeps , by the regular killing ["dil the weakest members. In
much the same way, the human brain can anly operate as fast as the slowest
brain cells. New, as we knew, excessive intake ['tfil alcahol kills brain cells. But
naturally, it attacks the and weakest brain cells first. In this way,
regular consumption efil beer eliminate the weaker brain cells, making the
brain a faster and mere efficient machine. And that, Herm, -: why yeu always
feel smarter after a few beers.‘
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#10 - bigdongdaddy **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #12 to #10 - krasnogvardiech (02/06/2013) [-]
If they're not dying, you're not drinking enough.
#9 - lazylazarus (02/06/2013) [-]
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User avatar #1 - decay (02/05/2013) [+] (15 replies)
I can never Get drunk. I have a condition called Central Apnea, Basically While I'm asleep I stop breathing in small bursts. Imagine contests you had with your siblings/friends/cousins Seeing who could hold their breath the longest. That's what happens when I'm asleep. Because it's central Apnea and not sleep apnea If I get drunk It'll relax my brain So much it just wont start breathing again and I'll Die.
tl:dr If I get drunk I'll die in my sleep.
User avatar #32 - paelaer (02/06/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Yeah, I know better than to listen to Hamm from Toy Story...
#46 - thatmexican (02/06/2013) [-]
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User avatar #44 - tkdftw (02/06/2013) [+] (106 replies)
Drinking to get drunk, or drinking at all, is so ******* cliche. I hate everyone that does it.
#55 to #44 - spidahridah (02/06/2013) [-]
So you hate people for drinking wine with dinner..?
So you hate people for drinking wine with dinner..?
#8 - anonymous (02/06/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I lol thinking that probably only 1% of FJ ever saw cheers. Why bother reposting something you don't understand
#160 - Keoul (02/06/2013) [-]
This is true I can confirm it.   
The Buffalo will actively attempt to kill the weakest in it's herd whenever possible.   
That or the buffalo just owed him money...
This is true I can confirm it.
The Buffalo will actively attempt to kill the weakest in it's herd whenever possible.
That or the buffalo just owed him money...
#80 - ronyx ONLINE (02/06/2013) [+] (6 replies)
I have tried a lot of different beers and other types of alcohol and they all taste horrible. The only one i can tolerate is wine, but anything else just tastes like 						****					, anybody else or am i just destined to be alienated in parties?
I have tried a lot of different beers and other types of alcohol and they all taste horrible. The only one i can tolerate is wine, but anything else just tastes like **** , anybody else or am i just destined to be alienated in parties?
#26 - fixxxer (02/06/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Reposts crap, gets more thumbs then actual post. Funnyjunk logic.
#29 to #28 - fixxxer (02/06/2013) [-]
Thinks previous post demands people give a **** but it doesn't. Gives a **** enough to reply.
User avatar #13 - IceViper (02/06/2013) [+] (16 replies)
is the thing about beer actually scientifically true?
User avatar #31 to #20 - pseudobob **User deleted account** (02/06/2013) [-]
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neurogenesis

Do you even lift google?
User avatar #41 - brockyboi (02/06/2013) [-]
I advocate for more quotes from Cheers be featured on FunnyJunk!
#39 - fuckyosixtyminutes (02/06/2013) [-]
Yet our society is increasingly trending towards supporting the weakest and most helpless members with resources taken by force.
#91 - Scythe (02/06/2013) [+] (6 replies)
yeah, because having less brain cells is better than more brain cells. that makes so much sense.

brain cells aren't regarded as components of speed like ******* herds of animals. the more you have, the better your brain will function.

an appropriate analogy would be having more buffalo to eat, and the less buffalo there are, the less meals you will have, regardless of their strength or speed. this guy doesn't know what he's talking about.
User avatar #112 to #91 - ttttttttttt (02/06/2013) [-]
I do believe it was a joke...
User avatar #78 - ninjasquirle (02/06/2013) [-]
That implies your brain cells move around like a herd of buffalo.
#34 - anonymous (02/06/2013) [-]
To everyone who is taking this troll science seriously: go drink yourselves to death, you ******* idiots.
#96 - anonymous (02/06/2013) [-]
this never happened on the show.
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#37 - anonymous (02/06/2013) [+] (1 reply)
alcohol doesn't do anything to brain-cells actualy
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