The cause and solution. to all life's problems  tl:dr beer good  dunno if repost but what isn't these days and who gives a fuck not everyone's on here 24/7. I den' t think MN ever heard the concept explained any better than this . Well yeu see, Herm, it' s like this . . A herd ['Bil buffalo can anly ll' Ii}' as fast as weakest enes at the back that are killed first. This
| | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |

The cause and solution

to all life's problems

tl:dr beer good...more »

to all life's problems

tl:dr beer good

dunno if repost but what isn't these days
and who gives a fuck not everyone's on here 24/7

I den' t think MN ever heard the concept explained any better than this .
Well yeu see, Herm, it' s like this . . A herd ['Bil buffalo can anly ll' Ii}' as fast as
weakest enes at the back that are killed first. This natural 31' ard' / -:
fer the herd as a whale, because the general speed and health rtil the whale
group keeps , by the regular killing ["dil the weakest members. In
much the same way, the human brain can anly operate as fast as the slowest
brain cells. New, as we knew, excessive intake ['tfil alcahol kills brain cells. But
naturally, it attacks the and weakest brain cells first. In this way,
regular consumption efil beer eliminate the weaker brain cells, making the
brain a faster and mere efficient machine. And that, Herm, -: why yeu always
feel smarter after a few beers.‘
...
+987
Views: 37963
Favorited: 184
Submitted: 02/05/2013
Add to favorites Subscribe to DeeJayBee Edit Image E-mail to friend
Share on facebook Share on StumbleUpon Share on Tumblr Share on Pinterest Share on Google Plus E-mail to friend

Comments(189):

1 2 > [ 189 comments ]
Show:   Top Rated Newest Per page:
Order:
Show All Replies
#10 - bigdongdaddy **User deleted account** (02/06/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Actually alcohol doesn't kill brain cells, although it can damage them.
User avatar #12 to #10 - krasnogvardiech (02/06/2013) [-]
If they're not dying, you're not drinking enough.
#9 - lazylazarus (02/06/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #1 - decay (02/05/2013) [+] (15 replies)
I can never Get drunk. I have a condition called Central Apnea, Basically While I'm asleep I stop breathing in small bursts. Imagine contests you had with your siblings/friends/cousins Seeing who could hold their breath the longest. That's what happens when I'm asleep. Because it's central Apnea and not sleep apnea If I get drunk It'll relax my brain So much it just wont start breathing again and I'll Die.
tl:dr If I get drunk I'll die in my sleep.
User avatar #32 - paelaer (02/06/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Yeah, I know better than to listen to Hamm from Toy Story...
#46 - thatmexican (02/06/2013) [-]
enlarge
#8 - N. Korean citizen (02/06/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I lol thinking that probably only 1% of FJ ever saw cheers. Why bother reposting something you don't understand
#160 - Keoul (02/06/2013) [-]
This is true I can confirm it.   
The Buffalo will actively attempt to kill the weakest in it's herd whenever possible.   
That or the buffalo just owed him money...
This is true I can confirm it.
The Buffalo will actively attempt to kill the weakest in it's herd whenever possible.
That or the buffalo just owed him money...
#80 - ronyx (02/06/2013) [+] (6 replies)
I have tried a lot of different beers and other types of alcohol and they all taste horrible. The only one i can tolerate is wine, but anything else just tastes like shit, anybody else or am i just destined to be alienated in parties?
I have tried a lot of different beers and other types of alcohol and they all taste horrible. The only one i can tolerate is wine, but anything else just tastes like shit, anybody else or am i just destined to be alienated in parties?
User avatar #13 - IceViper (02/06/2013) [+] (16 replies)
is the thing about beer actually scientifically true?
User avatar #31 to #20 - pseudobob (02/06/2013) [-]
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neurogenesis

Do you even lift google?
User avatar #41 - brockyboi (02/06/2013) [-]
I advocate for more quotes from Cheers be featured on FunnyJunk!
#39 - fuckyosixtyminutes (02/06/2013) [-]
Yet our society is increasingly trending towards supporting the weakest and most helpless members with resources taken by force.
#26 - fixxxer (02/06/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Reposts crap, gets more thumbs then actual post. Funnyjunk logic.
#29 to #28 - fixxxer (02/06/2013) [-]
Thinks previous post demands people give a fuck but it doesn't. Gives a fuck enough to reply.
User avatar #78 - ninjasquirle (02/06/2013) [-]
That implies your brain cells move around like a herd of buffalo.
#34 - N. Korean citizen (02/06/2013) [-]
To everyone who is taking this troll science seriously: go drink yourselves to death, you fucking idiots.
#23 - N. Korean citizen (02/06/2013) [+] (6 replies)
This is the dumbest shit I ever read. Drinking is bad. It's a weakness. I hate the people who go to parties and can't have fun with their friends without alcohol. It's pathetic that they can't enjoy themselves at a fucking party with all their friends without needing to drink. Or the people who hide in a bottle from their problems. It's just a crutch. Man the fuck up and deal with your problems. Life is hard, man up. It's also horrible for you body basically like drinking poison.
User avatar #181 to #179 - enorus (02/07/2013) [-]
Are you misunderstanding me purposely or are you just so incredibly stupid that you can't comprehend a three sentence long post?
#126 - funnygiggles (02/06/2013) [+] (1 reply)
The problem is that alcohol does not attack the slowest brain cells. It just destroys the whole brain.
#37 - N. Korean citizen (02/06/2013) [+] (1 reply)
alcohol doesn't do anything to brain-cells actualy
#96 - N. Korean citizen (02/06/2013) [-]
this never happened on the show.
0
#77 - ninjasquirle has deleted their comment. [-]
0
#45 - thatmexican has deleted their comment. [-]
1 2 > [ 189 comments ]
Leave a comment
 Friends (0)