1st graders. . A sst grade schoor teacher had students in her ciaos. She presented each child in her classroom the sst half of a '' proverb and asked them to co
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1st graders

A sst grade schoor teacher had
students in her ciaos. She presented each child
in her classroom the sst half of a ''
proverb and asked them to come up with the
remainder of the proverb. its hard to
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User avatar #12 - Jackimole (02/05/2013) [+] (3 replies)
"Better late than pregnant"

Yes, I totally believe a first grader has enough of a grasp on the menstrual cycle to make this joke.
#3 - geeko (02/05/2013) [+] (2 replies)
lost it
#7 - anonymous (02/05/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Fake.
#10 to #7 - jinkazama (02/05/2013) [-]
Thought it was real until stevie wonder
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#61 - WitchKingTroll (02/06/2013) [-]
>"There are none so blind as Stevie Wonder"
>"There are none so blind as Stevie Wonder"
#59 - lemonjelloss (02/06/2013) [-]
Don't care if real. Using.

"You know what they say, the pen is mightier than the pigs. I mean, if you lie down with dogs, you'll stink in the morning, amirite?"

Kek.
User avatar #35 - whycanticaps (02/05/2013) [+] (1 reply)
What child in grade one would know who Stevie Wonder is?
#94 - timbalisto (02/06/2013) [-]
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#56 - lippai (02/05/2013) [-]
"When the blind lead the blind, get out of the way" Oh my god, i'm in tears
#72 - Blackspeed (02/06/2013) [-]
"The thing is, anyone can make **** up on the internet and say it's real."

- Abraham Lincoln
#64 - rainfire (02/06/2013) [-]
The pen is mightier than the pigs.
#58 - snakefire (02/06/2013) [-]
you have much to learn
User avatar #115 - mrnotsosafeforwork (02/06/2013) [-]
lost it at Stevie Wonder
#108 - nyanpoptart (02/06/2013) [-]
'The pen is mightier than the pigs'
#37 - mrfishie (02/05/2013) [+] (2 replies)
A bird in the hand is going to poop on you.
A bird in the hand is going to poop on you.
#42 - icefried (02/05/2013) [+] (3 replies)
1. Don't change horses in the midstream. 2. Strike while the iron is hot.
3. It's always darkest before the dawn.
4. Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.
5. You can lead a horse to water but you can't make him drink.
6. Don't bite the hand that feeds. 7. No news is good news.
8. A miss is as good as a mile
9. You can't teach an old dog new tricks.
10. If you lie down with dogs, you'll get up with fleas. 11. Love all, trust few.
12. The pen is mightier than the sword.
13. An idle mind is the devil's playground 14. Where there's smoke there's fire.
15. Happy the bride that the sun shines on.
16. A penny saved is a penny earned.
17. Two's company, three's a crowd.
18. Don't put off till tomorrow what could be done today.
19. Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and you cry alone.
20. There are none so blind as those who will not see.
21. Children should be seen not heard.
22. If at first you don't succeed try, try again.
23. You get out of something what you put into it.
24. When the blind lead the blind.. (It doesn't have a continuation)
25. A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.
26. Better late than never.

That's all of em, for those of you who wanted to know the endings.. Google helped some.
#41 - cxross (02/05/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#117 - leprakanye (02/06/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Love all, trust me. Sounds like there is a first grader already at expert level in pick up lines.
User avatar #77 - fukkenname (02/06/2013) [-]
"There are none so blind as Steve Wonder"

Lost it
User avatar #79 - trentacles (02/06/2013) [+] (16 replies)
Yeah, there's no second half to any of these quotes, so I doubt this is real.
User avatar #84 to #79 - TheHutchie ONLINE (02/06/2013) [-]
Don't bite the hand that feeds you.
You can lead a horse to water but you can't make him feed you.
Better late than never.

I don't know all of them, but a lot of them are pretty common.
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