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1st graders
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A sst grade schoor teacher had
students in her ciaos. She presented each child
in her classroom the sst half of a ''
proverb and asked them to come up with the
remainder of the proverb. its hard to
these were actuaaly done by [itll! graders.
It" chan 51: horses \. they my wig.
ii, . You can lead a horse to water but ,' i" "i.
tink in the mornin
113. he idle mind is the_ way no relax. '
an the 5
I Inert much, ,
Esra. as none G tempai . ‘-
52 Children should be seen and not led or unded,
f at first you Tait sneered t new ham: ries.
the blind Lead the blind out of the G.., 5
students in her ciaos. She presented each child
in her classroom the sst half of a ''
proverb and asked them to come up with the
remainder of the proverb. its hard to
these were actuaaly done by [itll! graders.
It" chan 51: horses \. they my wig.
ii, . You can lead a horse to water but ,' i" "i.
tink in the mornin
113. he idle mind is the_ way no relax. '
an the 5
I Inert much, ,
Esra. as none G tempai . ‘-
52 Children should be seen and not led or unded,
f at first you Tait sneered t new ham: ries.
the blind Lead the blind out of the G.., 5
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"Better late than pregnant"
Yes, I totally believe a first grader has enough of a grasp on the menstrual cycle to make this joke.
Yes, I totally believe a first grader has enough of a grasp on the menstrual cycle to make this joke.
What child in grade one would know who Stevie Wonder is?
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icefried (02/05/2013) [+]
(3 replies)
1. Don't change horses in the midstream. 2. Strike while the iron is hot.
3. It's always darkest before the dawn.
4. Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.
5. You can lead a horse to water but you can't make him drink.
6. Don't bite the hand that feeds. 7. No news is good news.
8. A miss is as good as a mile
9. You can't teach an old dog new tricks.
10. If you lie down with dogs, you'll get up with fleas. 11. Love all, trust few.
12. The pen is mightier than the sword.
13. An idle mind is the devil's playground 14. Where there's smoke there's fire.
15. Happy the bride that the sun shines on.
16. A penny saved is a penny earned.
17. Two's company, three's a crowd.
18. Don't put off till tomorrow what could be done today.
19. Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and you cry alone.
20. There are none so blind as those who will not see.
21. Children should be seen not heard.
22. If at first you don't succeed try, try again.
23. You get out of something what you put into it.
24. When the blind lead the blind.. (It doesn't have a continuation)
25. A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.
26. Better late than never.
That's all of em, for those of you who wanted to know the endings.. Google helped some.
3. It's always darkest before the dawn.
4. Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.
5. You can lead a horse to water but you can't make him drink.
6. Don't bite the hand that feeds. 7. No news is good news.
8. A miss is as good as a mile
9. You can't teach an old dog new tricks.
10. If you lie down with dogs, you'll get up with fleas. 11. Love all, trust few.
12. The pen is mightier than the sword.
13. An idle mind is the devil's playground 14. Where there's smoke there's fire.
15. Happy the bride that the sun shines on.
16. A penny saved is a penny earned.
17. Two's company, three's a crowd.
18. Don't put off till tomorrow what could be done today.
19. Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and you cry alone.
20. There are none so blind as those who will not see.
21. Children should be seen not heard.
22. If at first you don't succeed try, try again.
23. You get out of something what you put into it.
24. When the blind lead the blind.. (It doesn't have a continuation)
25. A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.
26. Better late than never.
That's all of em, for those of you who wanted to know the endings.. Google helped some.