How do you eat Oreos?. Doth thou even hoist?. Comment the way you eat oreos and ill tell you about your personality though that Like . Comment . 19 minutes ago
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How do you eat Oreos?

Doth thou even hoist?

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Comment the way you eat oreos and ill tell you about your
personality though that
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that' s actually correct my god that' s amazing
whats deviant though
7 minutes ago . Like
don' t
4 minutes ago . Like
You probably come from a rich family, and like to wear nice things,
l and go to restaurants. You are particular and fussy about the
things you buy, own, and wear. Things have to be just right. You like
to be pampered. You are a prima donna. There' s just no pleasing you.
2 minutes ago via mobile . Like
Ijust don' t like oreos (iii)
about a minute ago . Like
Yeah or that x
a few seconds ago via mobile . Like
rotate the Oreo and tell it that it' s a
dirty slut.
Immagine the Oreo crying as I begin licking its sweet inner cream
my fingers all across its delicate ridges
apart the Oreo as it screams "it hurts!" in my imagination
to further violate its sweet cream with my tongue
for the final bit of torment
2. -I bring the Oreo in close
in its ear
Bro, I lift"
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#3 - anonymous (02/05/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I eat dick for breakfast
#10 - vladhellsing (02/05/2013) [+] (2 replies)
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#11 - shards (02/05/2013) [-]
#61 - conagheraxe (02/06/2013) [+] (2 replies)
And then OP deleted his comment immediately after pressing Print Screen so he didn't lose ground in his social standings.
User avatar #25 - davycrocket (02/05/2013) [-]
OP was trying way too hard to be funny. He also probably deleted it after a couple seconds, if it's even his.
#19 - mankey (02/05/2013) [+] (17 replies)
Never had Oreos growing up, all we had were custard creams.....I like custard creams though.

So what do Oreos taste like?
#49 - Nullifier (02/06/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Greentexting on facebook like a pro.
#1 - anonymous (02/05/2013) [+] (4 replies)
I have an idea: I'll make this 'funny' comment and then a few seconds later, screencap and post on funnyjunk.

OP IS A FAG
User avatar #2 to #1 - shiningbass (02/05/2013) [-]
I have an idea, I'll post under anonymous on Funnyjunk to insult someone on the internet. This will make women other than my mother love me and will increase the length of my penis.
User avatar #64 - traveltech (02/06/2013) [+] (2 replies)
**traveltech rolled a random comment #67533 posted by FJisGAY at Social Board ** :
im glad my school doesnt habe that rule or id be getting sodomized in prison
How I eat my oreos
#65 to #64 - FJisGAY (02/06/2013) [-]
****					 you this is how youeat 						*************					 oreos
**** you this is how youeat ************* oreos
#81 - nyanpoptart (02/06/2013) [-]
How to eat imitation Oreos
How to eat imitation Oreos
#56 - mericafuckyeah (02/06/2013) [+] (2 replies)
cookie
#84 - anonymous (02/06/2013) [-]
you're that weird guy on facebook that no one talks to.
#6 - edgecution (02/05/2013) [-]
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#70 - pudingcade (02/06/2013) [+] (2 replies)
**pudingcade rolled a random comment #188870 posted by darkjustifier at Ponyville ** :
Gosh dang I love that scene
User avatar #83 - skidleydoo (02/06/2013) [-]
I would cover it in my white liquid, all 2% of it.
#69 - artvandelay (02/06/2013) [+] (1 reply)
WHAT WERE THE OTHER 2 COMMENTS
WHAT WERE THE OTHER 2 COMMENTS
#76 to #69 - mvtjets (02/06/2013) [-]
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#60 - sarc (02/06/2013) [+] (3 replies)
LOL I UES MEEM >>>>>>>>>>'S
I MEMBR FO ANUMUIEMOOSE
WE R LESION
ILL FUKIN HAXK U BITHC!!
IM BHIND 7 PROXXIEESSS NIQQAAAAAA
User avatar #63 to #60 - shiningbass (02/06/2013) [-]
Or the ">" is an efficient way of breaking up the story into easy to-follow segments, and draws people in so that they actually read instead of saying "Oh god, a wall of text."
#44 - ednaeoj (02/06/2013) [+] (1 reply)
**ednaeoj rolled a random image posted in comment #73 at Priorities ** I have never tasted oreos
User avatar #45 to #44 - shiningbass (02/06/2013) [-]
See comment #19 for discussion on Oreo flavor.
#15 - vonspyder ONLINE (02/05/2013) [-]
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