jean-claude van damme. . A cookie has no soul, it' s just a cookie. But before it was milk and eggs. And in eggs there’: the potential for life." l love animals
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jean-claude van damme

A cookie has no soul, it' s
just a cookie. But before
it was milk and eggs. And
in eggs there’: the
potential for life."
l love animals. I have nine dogs and a kitty. My
biggest orgasm - ndt' in a sexual way - is to walk
with my dogs on the beach."
a most sensitive
beings
My last Sight was more than 20 y " ago. I' m not a lighter, I' m a
lover. going bad about ml, I will walk
away. /Y if Q guy like Steven Seagal slaps me once, I will slap him
twice N""' We is full of violence.”
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across my living room fro
window, it takes me seconds, butter a bird It takes one
second, and for oxygen zero "
tit you cannot I
Air is a little r".
31 am fascinated by air.
to the ground.
the year 3, 000,
people are going to
speak with sound K
waves. Don' t think I' m
crazy, the whales do
it. Dolphins too."
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#3 - gilliam (02/05/2013) [-]
I hereby extend my sincerest apologies to the world representing the Belgian people.
#9 - Dakafal (02/05/2013) [-]
At first I was like, okay, that's kinda deep I guess. Then it slowly descended into madness.
At first I was like, okay, that's kinda deep I guess. Then it slowly descended into madness.
#4 - mynameislego ONLINE (02/05/2013) [-]
No...this...can't...be...real...
No...this...can't...be...real...
#11 - kingothy (02/05/2013) [+] (2 replies)
It's milk and eggs bitch.
User avatar #6 - asmodeu (02/05/2013) [-]
The first one actually made me think a bit. I thought he was saying something about healthy food or how life feeds on life - and how we destroy more life in order to survive.

Then I read the next ones and realized he's just retarded.
User avatar #2 - BlackBadger (02/05/2013) [-]
Oh shit, please say more things.
#8 - azraelthemage (02/05/2013) [-]
"In the year 3000, we will speak with sound waves."

Don't we do that now?
User avatar #7 - mcpatmat ONLINE (02/05/2013) [-]
He's right on one point though, he's brain is like air in a way that his skull is probably pretty empty...
#12 - mrastrozombie (02/05/2013) [-]
Goddammit, I had such respect for him and his films and now I know he's a retard who's obsessed with air
Goddammit, I had such respect for him and his films and now I know he's a retard who's obsessed with air
User avatar #1 - scorcho (02/05/2013) [-]
for fucks sake jean!
#10 - Ekans (02/05/2013) [-]
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