You're full of it. Not OC Just ended up finding on /v/. Cole Phelps F Fary 23 hours ago . 'It I' m going to have to ask where you were on the 26th. Like 'Comment ', Post 'See Friendship Shadow Ewan Fury likes this, Ewan FEW i was out drnking. .. Cole Phelps Well I' m sorry to inform you that you have been aroused of murder. 18 hours ago . Like Ewan FEW nowthat? no i didnt
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You're full of it

Not OC
Just ended up finding on /v/

Cole Phelps F Fary
23 hours ago . 'It
I' m going to have to ask where you were on the 26th.
Like 'Comment ', Post 'See Friendship
Shadow Ewan Fury likes this,
Ewan FEW i was out drnking. ..
Cole Phelps Well I' m sorry to inform you that you have been aroused of murder.
18 hours ago . Like
Ewan FEW nowthat? no i didnt kill anyone! l
18 hours ago via mobile . Like
Cale Phelps ' RE FULL SHIT AND YCIY IT. YCIY KIDNAPPED THE GIRL, HANDCUFFED HER TD
SDUR TRUCK, DRAGGED HER FOR A MILE,
HER WITH HER PANTIES AND THEN HAD SEX WITH HER EDDY. START TALKING YCIY SICK FUCK.
15 hours ago . Like
Ewan FEW what
3 hours ago via mobile . Like
Cele Phelps Guess I made a mistake,
an fiew seconds ago . Like
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#27 - matralith (02/05/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Average day in the life of a late '40's detective.
Average day in the life of a late '40's detective.
#26 - OldSnake (02/05/2013) [+] (2 replies)
"DID YOU KILL HIM? I FOUND THIS GUN!"
User avatar #13 - machinaeprime (02/05/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Plot twist: Cole Phelps is actually the criminal in every single case, that's why he always knows where to look, and what to say.
User avatar #22 - BigDoktor (02/05/2013) [-]
EVERY GODDAMNED TIME

-Where were you last night around 11pm?

-I told ya, I tucked my little girl in bed and went to sleep.

-You're lying. I think you killed Mr. Pipboyson and dragged his body to the docks. And I have the proof.

-PRESENT EVIDENCE: RUBBER DUCK

-Um, detective? What the fuck are you showing me?

-...Whoops.

#32 - boogerfart (02/05/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#12 - Kirbyman (02/05/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Feigning innocence is what a guilty man would do, but an innocent man would also have no idea...

However, The cop is unusually well-informed in regards to the happening of that night.
Also, he attempted to place the blame on another.
#4 - phanact (02/04/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#28 - kingofunnyjunk (02/05/2013) [-]
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User avatar #43 - theakwardturtle (02/05/2013) [+] (1 reply)
he still stutters on the what, even though he's typing
#44 to #43 - catephant (02/05/2013) [-]
I think a lot of people do that, I personally imagine myself as if I'm saying things aloud when typing them. So I generally type it as I think it should be read, plus it's a good way to get across some of the complexities of communication lost through text messages.
User avatar #30 - laelaps (02/05/2013) [-]
where were you on the 30th of frostfall?
#64 - fuckingno (02/05/2013) [+] (1 reply)
**fuckingno rolls 34**
User avatar #38 - churrundo (02/05/2013) [-]
"Good Evening Ma'am, I'm Detective Phelps from LAPD. I need to ask you if you have seen any suspicious activity in the neighborhood lately."
"Well Detective, I think I saw a sketchy man drive by this afternoon. I think that is your suspect."
"I DON'T THINK YOU WANT TO GO TO JAIL NOW DO YOU?"
#53 - lamaswithhats (02/05/2013) [-]
My only L.A Noire related GIF
My only L.A Noire related GIF
#29 - ianus (02/05/2013) [-]
that was the main problem i had with this game. i was like "meh, this story isn't convincing" and tried it with doubt. and what is phelps doing "you shit nigger, jewish fucker are going to jail for this rape, porn, childfucking shit" and i was like    
   
<-- duuuuuudeeeeee
that was the main problem i had with this game. i was like "meh, this story isn't convincing" and tried it with doubt. and what is phelps doing "you shit nigger, jewish fucker are going to jail for this rape, porn, childfucking shit" and i was like

<-- duuuuuudeeeeee
#56 - seniorawesomesauce (02/05/2013) [+] (3 replies)
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User avatar #42 - PedoBearsAcomin (02/05/2013) [-]
Hated this game for that reason, plus he never responds how you want him too, its either the most emotionally sympathetic person, or he is trying to rape them via shouting . Dude needs to chill
#55 - desacabose (02/05/2013) [-]
Note to Self:Cole Phelps not fond of sewers
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