Maze for kids

Seal the exit and release a hoard of spiders in there.

Better idea
Amass a large sum of money, enough to but a large, vacant building
Begin construction on your labyrinth
No exit, just countless dead ends and traps
Light it very sparingly, using the least amount of lights possible
Obtain a group of 5-10 children (legally or illegally)
Release them into the maze and seal the entrance
Observe their fear via security monitors
Release the velociraptors

And then this happens

>Seal exits
> Grab megaphone
"Hello children, I want to play a game."

I'd be the kid who took in a flashlight, the batteries fall out, I lose them, and have a panic attack, then the parent has to destroy the whole thing.
EFW

That's a-"maze"-ing

With my claustophobia I am suprised my parents didn't think of this as a punishement.
"If you don't eat your broccoli Angelus, you will run the maze again!"
"NOOO NOT MAZE!"

Guess you'll have to think outside the box to reach the exit

I would freak out because of my claustrophobia

I'd shit in the box

in about a week its gonna be filled with spiders and shit

you prolly wont notice till its way too late

>Make this
>Have it end in basement
>infinite child rape
>MFW

Because my family only moved twice. The first was when i was too young to do this, and the second was when i was too old.

inb4you'renevertooold

Maze for kids. Mansion for hobos

Never had the boxes for it.

That's when you seal up the exits and then ship them to china.

I'm a horrible person.

because you were fat

>Insert kid
>Put cardboard at the end, shutting the entrance
>Kid is entertained for hours trying to find his way out of the gigantic neverending maze