'Murican cars. fukkin 'murica loves its muscle cars. TOO l) HORSEPORN/ ER? The emissions test guy starts laughing hysterically as 30011 as lieu pull elite the r shit yeah
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'Murican cars. fukkin 'murica loves its muscle cars. TOO l) HORSEPORN/ ER? The emissions test guy starts laughing hysterically as 30011 as lieu pull elite the r

fukkin 'murica loves its muscle cars

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TOO l) HORSEPORN/ ER?
The emissions test guy starts laughing hysterically
as 30011 as lieu pull elite the rollers
Yell can' t drive ‘ye Ll r car in the rain
r' eur 'significant other" is afraid even get in
your car
Yell spend Ellery on tires than on food
You spend flere ell car insurance than on house
You look in a state pelite car and see a picture of
year ear taped he the dash
Sdur mechanic names the llew wing eliis shop
after 3-‘ ell
Marie Andretti and l J. wave yen by
Yell get pulled ever for doing 155 in a 35 hut the
eeps will let ) 11 if "they can look under the
hood/
You need parachute braking
Your 'significant other' went even ride in the car
many times a plus)
There is no possible way to 'sneak out' ofyour
neighborhood at 6 am
Your pets scramble fhr their hiding splits as seen
as the garage deer is opened, (Pets, and all the
neighbors...)
Family photos throughout the hause are replaced
with linearized pesters of } car
Fuel is delivered : In 55 gallon
drums!
You carry earplugs in }taller car [deosn' t
everybody???)
fell find em that side mirrors deal hold up at
speeds exceeding 145 mph
Yell can make the Kessel Run in less than 12
parsers
...
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#1 - cloudburne **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #3 to #1 - naturedave (02/19/2013) [-]
R.I.P.
Here lies cloudburne
User avatar #2 - thatscrewedupkid (02/05/2013) [-]
a parsec is a unit of distance, not time
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