Oh you.

What do you get if you cross an owl with a bungee-cord? My ass...

I asked my roommate that today, he didn't get the reference.... Loser

I love kung pow so much

before Movie 43 it was probably the most 4Chan movie ever

But Betty's a girls name.

**linkDrkguy rolled a random image posted in comment #172181 at Ponyville ** What about chocolate nipples guy

Here's one

That's a roll...you know what,nevermind.







I love you anyway

shit now i have to go eat something sweet...

He's a robot.

He doesn't breathe.

Why?

never apply logic to G1

Also Megatron just enjoys abusing Starscream at any given opportunity

I love the point in every transformers thing ever where Starscream eventually just becomes some tiny unkillable limb or body part

Is that the Rock's face on Steve Carell's head?

Yeah. I guess it is.

because fuck logic. Same reason that Megatron, a 40 foot tall robot can transform and shrink down to the size of a handgun.

G1
Optimus Prime's trailer dissapears and reapears in a puff of smoke.
Megatron transforms and shins into a freaking gun.
All of the Decepticons can freaking fly without needing rockets or anything.
That's just three of the "fuck logic" moments in G1.

And the only thing you question is how choking is effective on a robot?

YOU DARE QUESTION MY METHODS!?!?

It's called phalloplasty and there are some really great results out there that you can't even tell are phalloplasty. Just throwing in my knowledge.

That's a pretty cool picture actually.

That's an amazing picture.

watch out, patriotic spaniards might start a spanish thread

yeah~

"What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo."


This is exactly what Megatron would say.

I don't understand
but I'm laughing too hard to care.

Until they design nerves into your circuitry

i liked this show when i was a smallish child

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo