Withdrawing From An ATM

#42 to #20 - N. Korean citizen (02/05/2013) [-]

what the fuck did you just say about me you little bitch?
I might not have a penis but that didn't stop your fucking dad from shouting my name while i was raping his ass.

the point is: im a driving genius.
im feeling kinda feisty

#50 to #42 - piobaireachd (02/05/2013) [-]

feisty, eh?

#45 to #42 - licestr ONLINE (02/05/2013) [-]

shut up Meg.

#54 to #20 - hopalongreborn (02/05/2013) [-]

25) Crash

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#30 - zyketor (02/05/2013) [+] (6 replies)

So wait, the woman took the ATM card back out, and the guy didn't?

#51 to #30 - semenslurpinglily (02/05/2013) [-]

Men are known to be wizards that can summon cards to their will.

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#56 to #51 - zyketor (02/05/2013) [-]

....

I'm sorry, what did you say? Your username distracted me.

#68 to #30 - thebeatlesfan ONLINE (02/05/2013) [-]

I think he's saying that the guy takes it out in the first place. The lady forgets and has to run back to get it.

#80 to #68 - zyketor (02/05/2013) [-]

No fucking shit. If you got that joke, why couldn't you get mine?

Does anyone have a "That's the Joke" picture?

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#83 to #80 - wigglezxd (02/05/2013) [-]

I've got a couple but this one is the only one I care to find. :3

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#19 - ohnomynamedoesntfi ONLINE (02/04/2013) [+] (5 replies)

According to that list, the man forgot to remove his card....

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#21 to #19 - pitvipertacos **User deleted account** (02/04/2013) [-]

he didn't turn off the engine either

#35 to #21 - Crusader ONLINE (02/05/2013) [-]

He went to a drive through ATM

#38 to #35 - jennyg (02/05/2013) [-]

But he parked.

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#39 to #38 - thegrimreaver (02/05/2013) [-]

So he didn't have to hold the brake pedal down the whole time.

#40 to #39 - jennyg (02/05/2013) [-]

So why doesn't he go to the ATM and then park the car?

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#25 - N. Korean citizen (02/04/2013) [-]

Overlly sexist joke is a shitty joke

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#15 - beerholder (02/04/2013) [+] (2 replies)

So many stereotypes. I wonder if you could take ALL the women stereotypes and mash them into one General Theory of Women.

#33 to #15 - friedgreenpomatoes (02/05/2013) [-]

The internet would probably collapse.

#17 to #15 - andrewhannaford (02/04/2013) [-]

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#1 - biggieboy (02/04/2013) [+] (2 replies)

well, the man didn't turn off the engine, so the keys are still on the contact, which leaves him vulnerable to his car being stolen.

#2 to #1 - killwithkostja (02/04/2013) [-]

After the man takes his money he forget his card.

#3 to #1 - noobmaster (02/04/2013) [-]

drive up atm?

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#74 - Keoul (02/05/2013) [+] (3 replies)

You forgot man step 7
"Oh shit I forgot my card..."

#78 to #74 - subaqueousreach (02/05/2013) [-]

I've done that once... it was not a good day for me =/

On the bright side the ATM ate the card before someone could come in and take it, and I got it back the next day.

#99 to #74 - silasdg (02/05/2013) [-]

I forgot my card in the atm one time. It was my first time at my new bank the machine was the one that takes your card until your down (old bank you just swiped). I forgot the card had just pulled out of the parking lot when I remembered and got a call from the bank at the same time. They had found my card and shredded it....

Not a fun day.

On the upside they printed me a new one right there.

#103 to #99 - N. Korean citizen (02/05/2013) [-]

lol u stoopid kunt

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#55 - nahsahsenn (02/05/2013) [-]

in my opinion these arent really funny if youre grasping at the straws to find more things to put in one list than the other like adding "turn off engine: to the woman list, when obviously both would do that. i love me some sexist humor, but sometimes in situations like these it gets drawn out a little too much. thats just my opinion

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#52 - markisawesome (02/05/2013) [+] (11 replies)

I like how you added minor processes to the Woman side so it can seem like they take more time.

#57 to #52 - nahsahsenn (02/05/2013) [-]

wow you basically just summed up the comment i just made in like 1/4 of the words i used. thumb for you

#58 to #57 - markisawesome (02/05/2013) [-]

Oh, I am sorry. I didn't read any of the comments. If I saw yours, I would haven't commented.

#59 to #58 - nahsahsenn (02/05/2013) [-]

i posted mine after you as a matter of fact, so i apologise for not checking first

#63 to #59 - markisawesome (02/05/2013) [-]

Canada in a nutshell.

#64 to #63 - nahsahsenn (02/05/2013) [-]

god damnit i was just thinking that

#70 to #64 - markisawesome (02/05/2013) [-]

I am sorry for beating you to it.

#75 to #70 - nahsahsenn (02/05/2013) [-]

i am sorry for making you sorry, friend

#76 to #75 - markisawesome (02/05/2013) [-]

...Sorry.

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#24 - N. Korean citizen (02/04/2013) [+] (1 reply)

Apparently I'm a man now....

#81 to #24 - N. Korean citizen (02/05/2013) [-]

Same here, apparently.

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#28 - breakfastlunch (02/05/2013) [+] (4 replies)

Hold the fuck up. ATMs don't give you your cash until you take out your card.

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#37 to #28 - Hyoukin (02/05/2013) [-]

The ATM at my bank takes your card, and doesn't return it until you've finished all your transactions.

#31 to #28 - baditch (02/05/2013) [-]

He also forgot, among other things, that men also have to walk back to their car before driving away.

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#34 to #31 - Crusader ONLINE (02/05/2013) [-]

Men go to drive through ATMs

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#72 - meatymanbearpig (02/05/2013) [+] (1 reply)

Every time i use the ATM i always forget if i hit the "Done" button and i feel like the person that used it after me cleaned my account out....this bothers the living shit out of me for hours at a time -__-

#87 to #72 - justtocomment (02/05/2013) [-]

It's okay if you don't hit done. It asks for your pin again before you can do any other transactions.

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#61 - Eddythebandkid (02/05/2013) [+] (1 reply)

Cause you know, we men always just leave the card in the machine.

#66 to #61 - bleachedpheather (02/05/2013) [-]

or they're not dumb enough to forget it.

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#36 - N. Korean citizen (02/05/2013) [-]

what the fuck kind if women do you guys hang out with?

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#14 - agrajag (02/04/2013) [-]

>implying that leaving the hand brake on makes a difference

#94 - neutralgray (02/05/2013) [-]

To be fair, some of the woman's is just filler that the guy would have to do in order to do his next action as well.