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User avatar #4 - sheepysquirrel (02/04/2013) [-]
Yes we will, they can't swim to get over here.

hurrdurrblackjoke
User avatar #18 to #4 - ironhidethegreat (02/04/2013) [-]
Zombies walk on the ocean floor.
#24 to #18 - jbchockey (02/04/2013) [-]
They will be compressed because of the pressure
User avatar #46 to #24 - ironhidethegreat (02/05/2013) [-]
Read,zombie survival guide
#71 to #46 - jbchockey (02/05/2013) [-]
I understand that but you have to take into account how deep our ocean is and how much pressure that would put on something that couldnt handle that sort of pressure
User avatar #52 to #46 - sheepysquirrel (02/05/2013) [-]
The zombie survival guide is just as legit as the pastafarian bible.
You can't be an expert in something that doesn't exist.

"The Big Book of Anti-Golem Tips"
User avatar #53 to #52 - ironhidethegreat (02/05/2013) [-]
I'm not basing it off one book,watch land of the dead,good movie.
User avatar #54 to #53 - sheepysquirrel (02/05/2013) [-]
Movies are just what we assume zombies would be like. For all we know they would look like Baraka for some reason.
User avatar #56 to #54 - ironhidethegreat (02/05/2013) [-]
I imagine they'd look like the cast of jersey shore.
User avatar #5 to #4 - ilikeeatingcheese (02/04/2013) [-]
That's what they said about HIV. All you need is one carrier in an airport and it goes global. If the incubation period is like a regular virus, with modern technology, a zombie like virus would be a pandemic before the first person shows symptoms.
User avatar #10 to #5 - sheepysquirrel (02/04/2013) [-]
That depends on your belief of how the zombie virus works. There is no one true way to prove it's existence. But with the one I believe in, it would be obvious who has it.
User avatar #11 to #10 - ilikeeatingcheese (02/04/2013) [-]
The most likely instance of a zombie virus in our lifetime would be germ warfare. If a transmissible prion can be synthesize it would result in many of the symptoms associated with a zombie like infection. They would be more like 28 days later than actually crawling out the grave but there you go
User avatar #12 to #11 - sheepysquirrel (02/04/2013) [-]
I think the most likely case would be something similar to the fungus that makes "zombie" ants.

A germ that controls your brain and makes you want to eat people is retarded. Now maybe a germ or contagion that causes you to go crazy kind of like rabies, but you probably would only bite people if you couldn't hit them.
User avatar #13 to #12 - vedgetable ONLINE (02/04/2013) [-]
let me just **** your whole zombie logic,
there is no way a "zobie" could live, due to him beeing half chewed on, probrebly bled dry before it reached his nervous system
vital organs would be shot down, making his blood be useless. his body would be out of fuel in about a hour and a half
(not to even mention him not noticing you for him losing concious sight and hearing when his body just tries to get him into coma so he wont die)
SIBA
User avatar #16 to #13 - sheepysquirrel (02/04/2013) [-]
Zombies would not live that's true.
Too many people think they'd be immortal but in the case of facts and science, they live around 3 weeks max and run on nothing but pure adrenaline and they feed off of the fungus.

I can't provide the link to the articles but I read some articles about a science test in russia in that late 1800's/early 1900's where they created a stronger fungus and tested it on some homeless people who were alive. The bodies "died" and after being buried "rose from the grave" a few days later and the bodies began attacking people trying to tear open the bodies and let the fungus spread. That is where the rise from the dead thing comes from.
As for the "take out the head" of course the body can't function without the bran sending signals to it. So you take it out and even the fungus can't control it anymore.
User avatar #17 to #16 - sheepysquirrel (02/04/2013) [-]
"facts"

I needed to add the quotations, as it could be disputed by some especially with me having no link.
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