Shoes. SHOES. Today, a male employee at a shoe shop helped me try an shoes. Once I faund a pair, I went tty pay fer them. I was telling the cashier about haw gr Shoes
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Today, a male employee at a shoe shop helped me try an shoes. Once I faund a pair, I went tty pay fer them. I
was telling the cashier about haw great pf an employee he was when she mid me there were no male employees.
A random guy with a but Fetish helped me find shoes. PML
I agree. your life sucks 122290) - wan deserved it 1203 2) . .
Mi On 02/ 02/ 201 3 at 6: 21 am - misc - by fartfetish - Australia {Queensland} Like El NF
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User avatar #2 - thepastryistrue (02/05/2013) [-]
Well... I'd say a guy with a foot fetish is probably better at finding the right shoe than most of the shoe shop employees.
#3 - mattdoggy (02/05/2013) [-]
I too know this feel
>Be me hanging out with lady friend pick out some beach clothes and swimsuits
>i kept fetching her diff things to try on for me (not beta time, just me dressing my woman up nice for me)
>kept providing opinions and getting different sizes and all
>out of nowhere i hear "excuse me can you get a small in this size"
>uhhh sure? why not
>i help some other lady fetch clothes for a few minutes
>she asks me how it looks, is 6/10 meh. "it looks good, goes great with your complection"
>ihavenoideawhatiamdoing.jpg
>i keep helping her and she gets me to help her friends
>i help all three of them and my girl for a few minutes
>two more ladies show up and ask for my opinion and to fetch stuff
>i'mokwiththis.png
>a half hour later i was taking care of 11 girls, fetching clothes and providing opinions
>while i was helping a lady pick a color for a sun dress my girl comes up
>"derp? who's this and what are you dong"
>before i can reply, "you don't work here?"
>immediately after "he isn't gay"
>sothisishowitends
>most of the girls freak out and look at me like i am the FBI's most wanted pedophile
>two of them look at me like Fabio and compliment my helpfulness and fashion knowledge
>my girl gets jealous and mad and storms off into some girly store
>one of the girls gives me her number and a wink
>about the same time a guy shows up and tells me i have to leave for abusing the female shoppers so i just left and went to tacobell
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