Forever Alone. .. My girlfriend broke up with me two days ago. ...I didn't need this...
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Forever Alone

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Submitted: 02/04/2013
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#1 - kampi (02/04/2013) [+] (26 replies)
My girlfriend broke up with me two days ago.

...I didn't need this...
#40 - awesomenorwegian (02/04/2013) [-]
**awesomenorwegian rolled a random image posted in comment #5 at 3 Condoms ** my valentine.
**awesomenorwegian rolled a random image posted in comment #5 at 3 Condoms ** my valentine.
#22 - ploppin (02/04/2013) [+] (35 replies)
>Casual Beta Fag
>Birthday on 9th of February
>gonna spend it with one of my parents half of the day (Parents are split up)
>Almost have had no girlfriend
>Mfw i'm going to be alone on Valentines and probably for the rest of my life...
#24 to #22 - arandomanon ONLINE (02/04/2013) [-]
I'm 22 years old and the closest to a girlfriend I've ever had was a girl who used and dumped me and the only thing I got from it was a migraine and an apathetic character.
She fucked me hard and no, we didn't even had sex. In fact, I didn't even kiss her because she said she was not ready.
Yes, I'm still a virgin. Yes, I haven't ever kissed anyone yet. And yes, probably I'll be like it for the rest of my life.
Bow to your King, betafags.

Besides, the parkeet I've had since I had 8 years old passed away today and probably his mate isn't going to make it because she'll die of sadness and I can't do anything.
However, I don't feel anything at all.

Inb4 cool story bro.
#41 - toastableduckling (02/04/2013) [-]
<MFW people whine that they don't have a Valentine.
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#21 - pitvipertacos **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (1 reply)
#10 - anonymous (02/04/2013) [-]
Fuck off, cancer.
User avatar #47 - heartlessrobot (02/04/2013) [+] (6 replies)
My girlfriend broke up with me today.
I already bought her a gift.
User avatar #51 to #49 - heartlessrobot (02/04/2013) [-]
Actually, she feels really guilty when people buy her things, especially if they aren't dating so I thought I'd give it to her anyway just to make her feel bad.
#29 - anonymous (02/04/2013) [-]
incorrectlyusedmemefaggot
User avatar #76 - theturtletorres (02/04/2013) [+] (2 replies)
**theturtletorres rolled user europeanswallow ** My valentine.
I got you flowers!
User avatar #61 - Sethorein ONLINE (02/04/2013) [-]
Eh I plan on giving a rose to a random girl on campus. Figure if I'm going to be bitter may as well improve someone else's day o.o
User avatar #31 - kayen (02/04/2013) [+] (1 reply)
This pains me greatly...

My girlfriend and I just broke up. It is because we decided that we probably won't move together afterall when we get older. She lives in Canada and I in Sweden. We realised that I couldn't leave and it seemed too difficult and she needs her family.

It's soon been a year and a half since we got together. And last summer I went to Canada for a month to visit her. It was probably the best summer of my life and I sadly won't forget it. It will last for long in my mind... And I'll think of that we once were together. I still love her, and she loves me. But it had to come to an end. I must now work to regain myself... Is anyone in the same situation as me, Funnyjunk?...
#16 - trygve (02/04/2013) [+] (1 reply)
My date is on the 30th February
My date is on the 30th February
#23 to #16 - arandomanon ONLINE (02/04/2013) [-]
So is mine, what a coincidence.
So is mine, what a coincidence.
#85 - anonymous (02/05/2013) [-]
no fap february
go!
User avatar #83 - burntcheesey (02/05/2013) [+] (1 reply)
**burntcheesey rolled user gaav ** My valentine
#80 - gongthehawkeye (02/04/2013) [-]
My Valentine's day in a nutshell.
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#69 - anonymous (02/04/2013) [-]
I only want a valentine so I can present them with a cow's heart from a butchers, written on it the words "now we're free to be together"
User avatar #33 - epicsauciness (02/04/2013) [-]
I'm engaged so I have nothing to worry about.
#12 - anonymous (02/04/2013) [-]
that gave me a boner :)
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