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made me lol
Girl: I' m having heart surgery today.
Boy: I know.
Girl: I love you!
Boy: I love you more!
After heart surgery her dad is the only
person in the mumf
Girl: Where is he?
Dad: Don' t you know who gave you the
heart?
Girl: (Starts crying)
Dad: no just kidding he went to the
bathroom.
Boy: I know.
Girl: I love you!
Boy: I love you more!
After heart surgery her dad is the only
person in the mumf
Girl: Where is he?
Dad: Don' t you know who gave you the
heart?
Girl: (Starts crying)
Dad: no just kidding he went to the
bathroom.
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#8
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eluamous (02/04/2013) [+]
(2 replies)
A Girl once asked a boy "Do you like me?"
He said no.
Am I pretty?
He said no.
Then she said
"If I where to walk away would you cry?"
and the boy said no.
Then the girl said she
had heard too much
and turned to walk away.
The boy caught her hand and said
I don't like you.
I LOVE YOU
You're not pretty,
You're
BEAUTIFUL
and if you were to walk away, I wouldn't cry.
I would DIE
"Really?" the girl responded
"lol no"
He said no.
Am I pretty?
He said no.
Then she said
"If I where to walk away would you cry?"
and the boy said no.
Then the girl said she
had heard too much
and turned to walk away.
The boy caught her hand and said
I don't like you.
I LOVE YOU
You're not pretty,
You're
BEAUTIFUL
and if you were to walk away, I wouldn't cry.
I would DIE
"Really?" the girl responded
"lol no"
boy: I'm having a penis transplant tomorrow
girlfriend: I know
boy wakes up and only mum is there
boy: where's my girlfriend
mum: who do you think gave you the penis
boy: what
girlfriend: I know
boy wakes up and only mum is there
boy: where's my girlfriend
mum: who do you think gave you the penis
boy: what
Girl: i'm having a vagina transplant today
boy: I know, babe. i'll always love you
*girl cries and goes to surgery*
*girl wakes up*
Girl: w-where is he?
Dad: who do you think gave you the vagina?
boy: I know, babe. i'll always love you
*girl cries and goes to surgery*
*girl wakes up*
Girl: w-where is he?
Dad: who do you think gave you the vagina?
#45
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N. Korean citizen (02/06/2013) [-]
DNa chakoutis I LEFT MI IPAD ON FOR U TO FOLLOE/ THANKS/ ALDO LEGAL HAD WESTBORO CHURCH ON JUST WAITING MOTHERFUCKERS FOR " MY LIVE FEED" AS U ALL ARE SCHACKLED". HAHA. ITS GETTING CLOSER. KEEP UP GOOD WORK/ U R STUPUD FUCKS PINKY & NO BRAIN/ REDDIT$$$$$$$$%%%% JUT WENT DOWN/ HOES BOB JR