made me lol. . Girl: I' m having heart surgery today. Boy: I know. Girl: I love you! Boy: I love you more! After heart surgery her dad is the only person in the made me lol Girl: I' m having heart surgery today Boy: I know love you! you more! After her dad is the only person in
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Girl: I' m having heart surgery today.
Boy: I know.
Girl: I love you!
Boy: I love you more!
After heart surgery her dad is the only
person in the mumf
Girl: Where is he?
Dad: Don' t you know who gave you the
heart?
Girl: (Starts crying)
Dad: no just kidding he went to the
bathroom.
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
asd
#5 - tastycrisps
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#8 - eluamous
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A Girl once asked a boy "Do you like me?"
He said no.
Am I pretty?
He said no.
Then she said
"If I where to walk away would you cry?"
and the boy said no.
Then the girl said she
had heard too much
and turned to walk away.
The boy caught her hand and said
I don't like you.
I LOVE YOU
You're not pretty,
You're
BEAUTIFUL
and if you were to walk away, I wouldn't cry.
I would DIE

"Really?" the girl responded
"lol no"
User avatar #32 to #8 - snigrog
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Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No.

*girl runs away crying, boy chases*

Boy: Wait.

Girl: What is it?

Boy: You never asked if I loved you.

Girl: Do you?

Boy: lol nope
User avatar #39 to #32 - anotherponyaccount
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Girl: do you like me?

4chan: tits or GTFO
#1 - ZalgotheImminent
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>Heart Surgery
#4 - dangalo
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User avatar #18 to #4 - redrex
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game starts
violently rip off cover
throw cover at his face
pick up hammer
violently smash his ribcage into peices
pick up radio
lower radio into his chest, while still holding it
violently shake hand
shake all stuff out of chest
grab lungs
throw them at his face
grab bonesaw
saw his heart out, losing a lot of blood in the process
throw heart at his face
open container
grab new heart
smack new heart into his chest cavity with hammer
win game with 200 blood left
A++ master surgeon
never touch game again
User avatar #25 to #18 - flybager
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gale starts
spend 10 minutes trying to figure out how to control the hand
send 5 more minutes trying to grab the cover
never touch game again
User avatar #36 to #25 - udo
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game starts
pick cover up and throw it over all my tools
oh ****
spend ten minutes trying to lift the cover without accidentally losing my tools
finally grab the perfect spot
slowly
slowly
slowly
RANDOM GAME GLITCH
tools go flying across the ******* room
cover just disappears
**** everything
User avatar #26 to #25 - flybager
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*game
#13 - kevinzheng
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User avatar #14 to #13 - fuzzysixx
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So much better with Duke reading it =D
#21 to #13 - jakim
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#2 - ehzio
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#22 to #2 - anon id: b040250a
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this ******* novel made me loose so much sleep.
i literally sat for 5-10 hours a day
just reading, taking new paths.
but **** me it was worth it.
#19 - Bakerlalalalala
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>Boy with testicular cancer
>tell's his girlfriend he has surgery
>"I know babe"
>Does surgery
>wakes up to see his dad
>"Son they gave you a new set of balls"
>"Where is she?"
>She was the donor


#35 - notstill
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surgeon's FW
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#31 - guiltyparty
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User avatar #34 - goldenkeyblade
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Girl: i'm having a vagina transplant today
boy: I know, babe. i'll always love you
*girl cries and goes to surgery*
*girl wakes up*
Girl: w-where is he?
Dad: who do you think gave you the vagina?
User avatar #42 to #34 - thederpestest
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***LIK DIS IF U CRY EVERTIM***