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ONLY 1300S KIDS WILL UNDERSTAND
Uploaded by: sergiusalceanu
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Inn 2.
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#14
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OldSnake (02/03/2013) [+]
(7 replies)
Too bad you're not allowed into McDonalds if you're wearing one of those...
#106
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mattdoggy (02/03/2013) [+]
(4 replies)
>be the year of our Lord, 1313
>guarding the gate for our kingship and collecting taxes on all outlanders
>see maiden of sun gold hair approach over the yonder horizon with her father
>she arrives at my gate and unveils her face to call out that her father wishes to enter
>he beats her for addressing a man without consent and then claims he will give me his daughter in marriage if i will let him in now and in a fort night
>"a...at once good sir"
>he says i will get his 11 year old daughters hand when he returns in a fort night with his wears sold
>that night i went out to the monastery for a few pints of grog and meed while we play with minor rats
>somehow contract evil spirits upon me during the eve and fall ill
>remain so and in a delirious state well into the afore promised fort night
>on the day of the fair maidens arrival the captain of the guard says he has brought a yonder apothecary to cure me of my evil spirits
>when the healer approached with his mask, in my dazed state he appeared to be of the devils ranks
>in a panic i took fast to fleeing the room and went out clear over the wall and into the festering moat
>as i rise to the surface i catch with my eye the father of my soon to be bride
>he yells that he thinks me mad and that his daughter be better kept in saner company
>Forsoooooth!
>guarding the gate for our kingship and collecting taxes on all outlanders
>see maiden of sun gold hair approach over the yonder horizon with her father
>she arrives at my gate and unveils her face to call out that her father wishes to enter
>he beats her for addressing a man without consent and then claims he will give me his daughter in marriage if i will let him in now and in a fort night
>"a...at once good sir"
>he says i will get his 11 year old daughters hand when he returns in a fort night with his wears sold
>that night i went out to the monastery for a few pints of grog and meed while we play with minor rats
>somehow contract evil spirits upon me during the eve and fall ill
>remain so and in a delirious state well into the afore promised fort night
>on the day of the fair maidens arrival the captain of the guard says he has brought a yonder apothecary to cure me of my evil spirits
>when the healer approached with his mask, in my dazed state he appeared to be of the devils ranks
>in a panic i took fast to fleeing the room and went out clear over the wall and into the festering moat
>as i rise to the surface i catch with my eye the father of my soon to be bride
>he yells that he thinks me mad and that his daughter be better kept in saner company
>Forsoooooth!
Too bad most of my family died because of the plague :'(
lyk dis if u crai evrtim
lyk dis if u crai evrtim
#173
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blackfloorboards (02/03/2013) [+]
(1 reply)
This was essentially my Halloween costume last year. I scared a lot of kids, but if they were too scared, went up, took off the mask, and gave them candy and a high-five. When I was walking around, I walked slowly, silently, and every so often, stared at someone, and tilted my head, as if studying them, and then kept walking. Fun night. Inb4 Charles Dickens