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Under Taker
Uploaded by: newmoelicious
Roy, an undertaker, recently came home with a black eye.
What happened to you?" asked his wife.
I had a terrible day." replied Roy. "I had to go to a hotel and pick up a man who had died in his sleep. When I got there, the manager said they couldn' t get
him into a body bag because he had this huge erection.
Anyway, I went up and sure enough there was this big naked guy lying on the bed with this huge erection. So I grabbed it with both hands and tried to snap it in half. "
I see" said his wife, "but how did you get the black eye?"
My replied: "Wrong morn,"
What happened to you?" asked his wife.
I had a terrible day." replied Roy. "I had to go to a hotel and pick up a man who had died in his sleep. When I got there, the manager said they couldn' t get
him into a body bag because he had this huge erection.
Anyway, I went up and sure enough there was this big naked guy lying on the bed with this huge erection. So I grabbed it with both hands and tried to snap it in half. "
I see" said his wife, "but how did you get the black eye?"
My replied: "Wrong morn,"
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N. Korean citizen (02/03/2013) [-]
Oh boy, this reminds me of an elementary school day, where we had biology class, learning about human reproduction. The teacher said, that she's answering any questions we have. The "funny-man" of the class raised his hand, and asked with a grin on his face: "Can an erect penis broken in a half?" and looked very pleased with himself, hoping she will not know the answer, or feel embarassed. But no. She looked at him with a straight face and told him: "It can not be broken, but if it gets bent too much, the tissues get injured, and you are likely to get internal bleeding. If left unattended, it might have to be amputated. Anything else?"
"N-noting." said the guy, while his face went pale.
"N-noting." said the guy, while his face went pale.
