Alexander Dumbass. . Chalking heme hem party late one evening guys were following me, as my drunk ass managed to piss them off by existing walk faster. to no av
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Alexander Dumbass

Chalking heme hem party late one evening
guys were following me, as my drunk ass managed to piss them off by existing
walk faster. to no avail, as Fm drunk as ****
Each me in Some random college student neighborhood
**** , my ass is be beaten
Sstill in talking phase
Alights (lick on in the house
Mthree guys in full musketeer garb walk out
Reader is seme blond guy with a beard. eyepatch. and some weirdness accent
What sen cf mans would be accosting sameone outside em residence’? Stand and deliver!"
start yelling at them to **** off, thatl deserved to get my ass beaten
Very well. then. Draw steel. youl blackguards"
three ofthem draw rapiers en their belts
run
HI know not why those we men sought your harm, but cents and tell us the tale, stranger?'
Append remainder of evening drinking mulled wine with lunatics
relaunch en‘ Swedish benefactors live there
guy is actually missing an eye: lest it in a machine shop accident
home completely drunk: with a hat
l have M idea maple like that existed had the may in rent: a Muse.
lfl
*******
EPIC
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Submitted: 02/02/2013
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User avatar #2 - celestiasbeard (02/02/2013) [-]
They never expected the Spanish Inquisition
#4 - jinxbomb (02/03/2013) [+] (2 replies)
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User avatar #7 - Mr Ronok (02/03/2013) [-]
"drinking mulled wine with lunatics" XD
#10 - meowmixallday (02/03/2013) [-]
"Stand and Deliver!"
"Stand and Deliver!"
#11 - naeoro (02/03/2013) [-]
THANK ME
FOR BEING THE BEST THING EVER
#14 - sexyelevstor (02/03/2013) [-]
**sexyelevstor rolled a random image posted in comment #237 at Oh Geoff.... **
User avatar #9 - jibb (02/03/2013) [-]
There is a part 2 & 3 to this story, but I don't have it.
User avatar #8 - mattdoggy (02/03/2013) [-]
This story as surprising as it seems is actually true. These guys are reenactors who go around being awesome and rescuing people. Their leader was arrested at one point but several people came forward into court to tell how these kind hearted men had rescued them.
#5 - tannerninja (02/03/2013) [-]
**tannerninja rolled a random image posted in comment #158 at sir bearington ** I've seen it before but still laughed, thumb for funny
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