Chalking heme hem party late one evening
guys were following me, as my drunk ass managed to piss them off by existing
walk faster. to no avail, as Fm drunk as shit
Each me in Some random college student neighborhood
shit, my ass is be beaten
Sstill in talking phase
Alights (lick on in the house
Mthree guys in full musketeer garb walk out
Reader is seme blond guy with a beard. eyepatch. and some weirdness accent
What sen cf mans would be accosting sameone outside em residence’? Stand and deliver!"
start yelling at them to fuck off, thatl deserved to get my ass beaten
Very well. then. Draw steel. youl blackguards"
three ofthem draw rapiers en their belts
HI know not why those we men sought your harm, but cents and tell us the tale, stranger?'
Append remainder of evening drinking mulled wine with lunatics
relaunch en‘ Swedish benefactors live there
guy is actually missing an eye: lest it in a machine shop accident
home completely drunk: with a hat
l have M idea maple like that existed had the may in rent: a Muse.
Cl Anonnymous ) orwl
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