chapter of my life. .. I wouldn't want to kill everyone. Just a few select people that I would use a large number of bullets on. chapter of my life I wouldn't want to kill everyone Just a few select people that would use large number bullets on
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#10 - zakvanloocke
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I wouldn't want to kill everyone.  Just a few select people that I would use a large number of bullets on.
I wouldn't want to kill everyone. Just a few select people that I would use a large number of bullets on.
User avatar #113 to #10 - Fgner
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I like how the cartoon even has the shell ejecting in the animation... Little things like that impress me, a lot of animators wouldn't have taken the time.
#123 to #113 - zakvanloocke
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That is the glory that is Archer
That is the glory that is Archer
User avatar #11 to #10 - ifolkthefirstdate
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That'll do, Pigly.
#4 - pitos
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#6 to #4 - spitfirebro
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User avatar #66 to #4 - tragono **User deleted account**
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The shooter in the Conneticut shootings was a time traveller, he saw this content and your comment.
Same goes for thejews
User avatar #14 to #4 - toxicovrtake
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Oh god I cant stahp laughing.
#31 - Keoul
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Did you happen to co-write this book?
#91 to #31 - anon id: 642cf65b
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*****. I have a death note.
#3 - gsmstgsmst
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#43 to #3 - xzayviaaeyeres
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I share your ambition....
#60 - crazyolitis
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Well, if you're going on a killing spree, at least make it memerobal.
Well, if you're going on a killing spree, at least make it memerobal.
#63 to #60 - puccypirateisback **User deleted account**
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>memerobal
User avatar #64 to #63 - crazyolitis
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Sorry bro, english isn't my first language. *memorable.
Looked it up, just for you.
User avatar #67 to #64 - puccypirateisback **User deleted account**
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I'm sorry, I didn't mean to give you a hard time. I just couldn't resist.
#69 to #67 - crazyolitis
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It's alright, bro. It actually helps me. School, you know?   
By the way, do you know the sourc of this gif?
It's alright, bro. It actually helps me. School, you know?
By the way, do you know the sourc of this gif?
#75 to #69 - paulm
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My apologies for just shoving myself into this conversation but I believe I know the source of this .gif.
It's from a movie known as Boondock Saints starring Willem Dafoe.
Here is a link to a Youtube video I found of the scene of which your .gif shows a part.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ff5DlpZiMZ0
I wish you the best of days, my friend and happy browsing.
#77 to #75 - crazyolitis
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You are a king among men, sir. Thanks you for this great gift of sauce. I havent laughed like this in days. May money find its way into you wallet, the most deliscious food to your mouth, and many women to your croch. And this wonderful random gif.
You are a king among men, sir. Thanks you for this great gift of sauce. I havent laughed like this in days. May money find its way into you wallet, the most deliscious food to your mouth, and many women to your croch. And this wonderful random gif.
#83 to #77 - paulm
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I think that may possibly be the greatest thank you I've ever had. Haha. I wish the same upon you many times, my good man. It's a wonderful movie and a great scene.
#85 to #83 - crazyolitis
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May the Gods smile upon you, and your ancestors help you in your life.
And you have a nice day.
#107 to #69 - powellrebecca
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User avatar #72 to #69 - puccypirateisback **User deleted account**
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I think I remember seeing this .gif and somebody saying it was from the movie "The Boondock Saints".
User avatar #73 to #72 - crazyolitis
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Thanks. But what scene? I know I saw it once, and laughed my arse off.
User avatar #76 to #73 - brenton
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It's when Dafoe's character is investigating the scene of the shootout between the brothers and the hit man (don't want to ruin the surprise if someone hasn't scene it) and is kind of reliving it in his imagination.
User avatar #78 to #76 - brenton
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*seen
User avatar #79 to #76 - crazyolitis
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Thank you!
User avatar #71 to #69 - crazyolitis
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*source
User avatar #90 to #63 - senseofpurpose
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What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ******. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little ****. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.
#96 - venoshto
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this sounds like the diary of a 12 year old on her period... how the **** did this get to frontpage?
this sounds like the diary of a 12 year old on her period... how the **** did this get to frontpage?
User avatar #100 to #96 - soulsilver
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Because many people here are violent, depressed sociopaths?
#110 to #96 - mantheon
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#112 to #96 - gaussgun
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Autobots!.....TRANSFORM!
Autobots!.....TRANSFORM!
User avatar #130 to #96 - cabbagemayhem
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A 12 year old on her period...that's interesting. The first thought that came to my mind was a MASS SHOOTER
User avatar #136 to #130 - venoshto
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and why post your depressive **** on fj? furthermore, why thumb up someone's depressive ****?
User avatar #139 to #136 - cabbagemayhem
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why post your whiny comments? ...because you feel like it, and over 1800 people approve. just because no one's ******* with you doesn't mean everyone's life was given the same respect.
User avatar #144 to #139 - venoshto
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the numerous wonders of hypocritical funnyjunk. it depends on the community's mood, really. but this isn't funny (>funnyjunk) and it certainly isn't what i'd expect from this site. if i wanted **** like this i would have gone to tumblr or some bitch's facebook
#149 to #144 - cabbagemayhem
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I'm sorry. You're right about it depending on FJ's mood, but apparently this is FJ's mood right now. I don't know if you knew, but a lot of people actually feel like suicide, and a lot of those do it. Calling them emotional and childish just validates their feelings of worthlessness. Or, for potential shooters, probably makes them want to try to take respect by force.
#146 to #144 - cabbagemayhem
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Hypocritical? I don't think so. Stfu whiny bitch
#70 - kerplunking
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#17 - Thinngol
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Your aphorism makes me see the batman one in a new light: You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.
User avatar #30 to #17 - chrolt
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You either die *an* hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villian.
#54 to #30 - imofcnotharveydent
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#81 to #30 - anon id: 2290e4d7
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And the tard brigade has begun it's rounds with the red thumbs. I'll assist, though it be a humble effort.
#74 - holyturkey
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#92 - drhoffable
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... why not both...



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