chapter of my life

That'll do, Pigly.

I like how the cartoon even has the shell ejecting in the animation... Little things like that impress me, a lot of animators wouldn't have taken the time.

That is the glory that is Archer

Oh god I cant stahp laughing.

The shooter in the Conneticut shootings was a time traveller, he saw this content and your comment.
Same goes for thejews

I share your ambition....

>memerobal

Sorry bro, english isn't my first language. *memorable.
Looked it up, just for you.

I'm sorry, I didn't mean to give you a hard time. I just couldn't resist.

It's alright, bro. It actually helps me. School, you know?
By the way, do you know the sourc of this gif?

My apologies for just shoving myself into this conversation but I believe I know the source of this .gif.
It's from a movie known as Boondock Saints starring Willem Dafoe.
Here is a link to a Youtube video I found of the scene of which your .gif shows a part.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ff5DlpZiMZ0
I wish you the best of days, my friend and happy browsing.

You are a king among men, sir. Thanks you for this great gift of sauce. I havent laughed like this in days. May money find its way into you wallet, the most deliscious food to your mouth, and many women to your croch. And this wonderful random gif.

I think that may possibly be the greatest thank you I've ever had. Haha. I wish the same upon you many times, my good man. It's a wonderful movie and a great scene.

May the Gods smile upon you, and your ancestors help you in your life.
And you have a nice day.

I think I remember seeing this .gif and somebody saying it was from the movie "The Boondock Saints".

Thanks. But what scene? I know I saw it once, and laughed my arse off.

It's when Dafoe's character is investigating the scene of the shootout between the brothers and the hit man (don't want to ruin the surprise if someone hasn't scene it) and is kind of reliving it in his imagination.

*seen

Thank you!

*source

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

A 12 year old on her period...that's interesting. The first thought that came to my mind was a MASS SHOOTER

and why post your depressive shit on fj? furthermore, why thumb up someone's depressive shit?

why post your whiny comments? ...because you feel like it, and over 1800 people approve. just because no one's fucking with you doesn't mean everyone's life was given the same respect.

the numerous wonders of hypocritical funnyjunk. it depends on the community's mood, really. but this isn't funny (>funnyjunk) and it certainly isn't what i'd expect from this site. if i wanted shit like this i would have gone to tumblr or some bitch's facebook

I'm sorry. You're right about it depending on FJ's mood, but apparently this is FJ's mood right now. I don't know if you knew, but a lot of people actually feel like suicide, and a lot of those do it. Calling them emotional and childish just validates their feelings of worthlessness. Or, for potential shooters, probably makes them want to try to take respect by force.

Hypocritical? I don't think so. Stfu whiny bitch

Autobots!.....TRANSFORM!

Because many people here are violent, depressed sociopaths?

huehuehue

You either die *an* hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villian.

This book is "Will Grayson Will Grayson". Its about two guys with the same name and the chapters alternate between each of the boys until they meet. This Will Grayson has really bad grammar and is written as if he is IMing. JUST SAYIN'

ahhh

Poor guy... At least he tried.

suicide bomber, please

You clever devil

This fella.

Yes.

most likely, though to be fair some of the people i hate i love too

but i still hate them

Some people are in a better position to choose what type of people to have around them.

I've been a nolifer for about 15 years, the friends I have is the only one I had to choose

That's the best part about friends, but you don't get to choose your family.