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Most stupid professions
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Bread scientist
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Jackson Galaxy d
eue,' kiaraw 3 H (
ALAN MOORE
wmmr (Neated ( Mall Santa! Rasputin '
Em NEWS
t Bernie Peyton
Bear biologist and '
EXPERT’ J
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STAN
Bread scientist
3 MILF Commander
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#232
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petrobrony (02/03/2013) [+]
(7 replies)
**petrobrony rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at Aqua Fresh ** mfw I Zawadaski someone
#75
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stallwallwriter (02/03/2013) [+]
(9 replies)
While I enjoyed this, I can't have you dissing the bread scientist. Most baking is just mashing butter and sugar together, but not bread. Making bread is like %50 science and %50 badass.
step 1: take yeast, a tiny bacteria, and give it warm water to live in and sugar to eat. Do it wrong, the yeast dies, do it right, and it froths like a beer.
step 2: add flour and oil and essentially beat the shit out of it with your bare hands.
step 3: ignore it for a while. The yeast responds to your abuse and neglect by doubling in size. So it's like parenting.
step 4: Beat it like a GTA hooker again, put it in a pan, and bake it. The yeast that was so helpful? You kill it. With fire.
When it comes out of the oven, it's like having an angel paint sunbeams on your tongue.
So respect the bread scientist, for his is a noble profession.
step 1: take yeast, a tiny bacteria, and give it warm water to live in and sugar to eat. Do it wrong, the yeast dies, do it right, and it froths like a beer.
step 2: add flour and oil and essentially beat the shit out of it with your bare hands.
step 3: ignore it for a while. The yeast responds to your abuse and neglect by doubling in size. So it's like parenting.
step 4: Beat it like a GTA hooker again, put it in a pan, and bake it. The yeast that was so helpful? You kill it. With fire.
When it comes out of the oven, it's like having an angel paint sunbeams on your tongue.
So respect the bread scientist, for his is a noble profession.
#239
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harryboom (02/03/2013) [+]
(2 replies)
and all the hairs on his chin will look up and shout "Shave us!"... and he'll look down and whisper "No."
#11
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lupislord ONLINE (02/02/2013) [+]
(3 replies)
"I will now tell you what your cat is thinking:
*ahem* Fuck you I'm a cat"
*ahem* Fuck you I'm a cat"
#238
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monkeysmist (02/03/2013) [+]
(3 replies)
>Badass name Jackson Galaxy
>Cat behavior consultant
wat
>Cat behavior consultant
wat
#67
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RitchieBlackmore (02/03/2013) [-] Leave Alan Moore alone he can be whatever he wants and still be awesome.
#301
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xxbutthurtxx ONLINE (02/03/2013) [-] **xxbutthurtxx rolled a random image posted in comment #9 at Damn Ambulances ** this is also a milfcommander!
#296
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WolfPrince (02/03/2013) [+]
(2 replies)
I don't get why being an expert in cat behaviour is stupid.
Their quite complex animals. No one thinks dog experts are dumb, so why him?
Their quite complex animals. No one thinks dog experts are dumb, so why him?
