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#66 - gyossaitohyeatia **User deleted account**
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User avatar #68 to #66 - mizory
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It might scare a few people but I wouldn't say that
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User avatar #71 to #70 - mizory
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I knew you were kidding, I just felt like being an unfunny smartass. Sometimes I can't help myself.
User avatar #78 to #66 - ehrcaduhrca
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I've noticed I don't believe in god, but I sort of believe in Satan... I don't worship him.. it's weird...
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User avatar #80 to #79 - ehrcaduhrca
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I guess I've had more encounters with Satan related incidents...
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User avatar #86 to #81 - ehrcaduhrca
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When I was about 14 I was at his point where all I wanted to do was sleep, I was actually an odd shade of grey because of lack of sunlight... My room was so cold after dark that you could see your own breath.. and no matter how many times I cleaned it, it smelled odd... (my room that is.)
Sleep paralysis became a normal occurrence, but there was 1 specific time that actually scared the **** out of me. I was pretty comfortably asleep for the first time in awhile, and something jolted me awake. I remember an extremely tall guy in a trench coat and top hat that smelled of sulfur, and he was standing over me... All my stuffed animals seemed incredibly eerie.. and I really couldn't breathe...He laughed and gave me the scariest ******* smile, and whispered, "You'll never guess witch one of these it is." I felt something press down on my chest even harder and something that felt like nails dig into my boob... When I finally managed to gain all my senses, I cried out for my mom... when she opened the door she pushed what looked like a small pile of dirt out of the way, which turned out to be sulfur, I had a mark where I felt the sharp pain on my boob.. My mom wouldn't let me sleep in my room.
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User avatar #390 to #118 - ehrcaduhrca
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That's because you have never been in that room... I don't get scared easily... but if I ever go back to California, I will NEVER go to that neighborhood...
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#382 to #86 - bizarredread
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Intredasting indeed.


About that mark, got a picture of it? Because im the kind of person who is "pic or it didn't happen".
User avatar #387 to #382 - ehrcaduhrca
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No, lol taking a picture for fj after being scared ******** wan't my first thought.
#399 to #387 - bizarredread
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Eh, when you said mark i thought you meant something in terms of a scar.
User avatar #400 to #399 - ehrcaduhrca
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It looked like I had been scratched by someone with huge hands... There wasn't a scar...
Like I said in another comment, the only scar i have on my boob is from where my rottweiler tried to eat me alive. :P
#356 to #86 - anon id: 5236874e
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got a picture of your mark?
User avatar #388 to #356 - ehrcaduhrca
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No, all I have on my boob is the scar from the rottweiler that tried to eat me alive...
User avatar #278 to #86 - vraith
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Mmmm. Now this is an interesting tale. My approval, it has it.
#184 to #66 - omegadynasty
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User avatar #217 to #184 - brutalfistfuck
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I just noticed that the blind priest in Little Nicky is played by Quentin Tarantino.
#37 - Z A H A
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Even if they were, just sayin
User avatar #214 to #37 - lolzordz
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1. having indulgence instead of abstinence is what makes people fat and lazy
2. who is really to say what vital existence is?
3.this one just sounds like someones mad at christianity lol its a bit childish really..
4.'love wasted on ingrates' - ingrates mostly exist only because no one ever loved them in the first place
5. i can go on forever with these holes and flaws lol guys please dont take satanism seriously
#145 to #37 - anon id: 25fe0417
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>"don't believe in Satan"
>name the religion Satanism
The reason it's "misunderstood" is because it has the ******* name of Christianity's enemy in it's title. If this isn't some propaganda poster created by a Satanist trying to get people to "convert" to Satanism (if they even do that) then these guys have the wrong name for their religion
User avatar #264 to #145 - daentraya
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Indeed. Satan is just a symbol that means 'opposite of christianity', just for the hell of it. The name is not important. I think LaVey is a bit theatrical. Worked in a circus as a liontamer, so it's not a big surprise. Many satanists see the rituals as fun, and does it for that reason alone. It's like Atheism, but with theatric fun, and a side of pretentious fake satanists spoiling the dahm name further
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User avatar #281 to #37 - vraith
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Funny how most people seem to believe LaVeyan satanism is the ONLY form of satanism out there.
#294 to #37 - samskie
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Seems like most people i've met O.O
Seems like most people i've met O.O
User avatar #216 to #37 - anonymoose
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Um . . . LaVeyan Satanism isn't worshipping Satan bro.
User avatar #44 to #37 - soylentchartreuse
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Sir, thank you for posting this, I've been looking for such an image to sum up Satanism for weeks now. Thumb for you.
User avatar #46 to #44 - Z A H A
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thank you my kind sir
#48 to #46 - soylentchartreuse
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You are quite welcome.
User avatar #53 to #48 - bothemastaofall
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Aye good sir, you have bested me to the posting of this eye-stimulating totaghraphy.
Indeed though, good Sir Lucifer is most worthyness of attentionaries.
And should one detest his existancionaryly, one must still conflabom the ideology.
#97 to #37 - themeister
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"If someone bothers you, ask him to stop. If he does not stop, destroy him." Oh god I laughed so hard. But anyways, that's some good stuff right there. Green thumb for you!
"If someone bothers you, ask him to stop. If he does not stop, destroy him." Oh god I laughed so hard. But anyways, that's some good stuff right there. Green thumb for you!
User avatar #112 to #37 - lecherouslad
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Aren't there many forms of Satanism? This is just LeVay's Satanism.
#161 - zaggystirdust
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there's two types of metal heads I've met.

the cool kinds
-don't mind what kind of music you listen to, doesn't matter if it's rap, electro, or anything else
-always friendly no matter what
-always pay you back for things
-stick up for you when you're bullied (which helps when they're the big kinds with beards)

the dick kinds
-hate you if you don't have any metal taste
-will shun you to no end for your opposite tastes
-declare how metal is the superior genre non-stop
User avatar #249 to #161 - danrat
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- me
-don't mind what kind of music you listen to, doesn't matter if it's rap, electro, or anything else
-always friendly no matter what
-always pay you back for things
-stick up for you when you're bullied (which helps when they're the big kinds with beards)
-thinks metal is the superior genre
User avatar #325 to #161 - anonassassin
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looks like I know a few of the dick metal heads
They do the exact opposite of the cool metal heads while doing everything the dick kind does

>Always borrows money without paying it back
>Asshole
>Declares metal master race
>ridicules opposite music taste
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User avatar #170 to #164 - zaggystirdust
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how so?
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User avatar #185 to #173 - zaggystirdust
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well you have a right to an opinion, and you shouldn't have to change it for people. If you think metal is best in your opinion then by all means stick to it as long as you don't act like a Hitler.
and shunning can be pretty rude when it comes to tastes, but it's not like the worst thing to do (I've shunned people who listen to lil' wayne so I'll take the point for being a damned hypocrite)
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User avatar #191 to #187 - zaggystirdust
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you have every right to shun
forget what I said
and shun
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User avatar #270 to #169 - daentraya
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For me, all metalheads I've met have been nice, from queer mlp fans, to stoners, and to big *****. Therefore i will draw the conclusion that metalheads just tends to be great people, who happens to like the same kind of music. Most, say, snoop dog fans i know of tends to be different and something in general. It's not to be discriminating or elitist, it's just how it is
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User avatar #396 to #395 - daentraya
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When talking about people like this, theres no 100%. That's why i spew 'in general', 'seems to be', and 'most'. I've met many metalheads, seen many metalheads, read alot that metalheads have said, and i along with others have observed that they're often good people. Now, good people comes before metalheads, but metalheads are also good people. In general.
What you've written is completely obvious. What i write is simply observations about majority which is a bit womblier
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I find that an overly large percentage of people are annoying, but that's just me. I just get along with metalheads easier, and think the awesomness potential is fairly high with them. Generalizing further, the awesomness potential in, say, bieber fans is incredible low. Another peculiar thing is that males have a higher percentage than females, which is rather sad. People who like classical music have a higher percentage of greatness. I think my standards for 'good people' is high. Most people are 'meh' to me.
Say what you want, but stereotypes dont come out of nothing. Just remember to lessen the potency dahm much in certain groups
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its so true, when me and my mate walk into a store to buy a drink the cashier girls are usually terrified of us, then we say "hello, how are you" or some other related pleasant  greeting and it catches them completely off guard!
its so true, when me and my mate walk into a store to buy a drink the cashier girls are usually terrified of us, then we say "hello, how are you" or some other related pleasant greeting and it catches them completely off guard!
#9 to #1 - Johnythehobo [OP]
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happens to me all the time
#25 to #1 - ozkarmak
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when i meet new people they don´t have a clue that i´m a metalhead, until i tell them, then if like them good if don´t well gif related to final part
when i meet new people they don´t have a clue that i´m a metalhead, until i tell them, then if like them good if don´t well gif related to final part
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although, i guess it would have been worth a mention that me and said mate wear the classic "uniform" i.e- leather jacket, denim jeans, large boots, various studded items and a custom cut-off denim jacket of our own design, so we never really have to tell anyone which has its ups and downs ill admit.

ive had people walk on the other side of the street after seeing me in public but there goes the classic saying "never judge a book by its cover".
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People walk across the street to avoid me for no apparent reason. I generally wear a hoodie, a t-shirt and a pair of jeans. I've been followed through town by the police for having my hood up during the rain (I assume they believed I was going to steal something, because when I wear any kind of headgear, I look suspicious as ****). Whenever I walk past a mother with her child, she looks at me like I'm going to murder them both. It's kind of upsetting.
#120 to #40 - ozkarmak
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i´ll admit that sometimes when the mothers give me a dirty look it´s kinda funny, i mean they think we´re ****** up, killers or something and just thinking that, i don´t really know why but the troll inside of my mind starts to laugh

pic kinda related also awesome
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you´re right but, you´ve got to admit that sometimes WE are trying to get rid of those kind of people, at least i do (bro ******* metal fist)
User avatar #308 to #121 - scarycanary
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Bro ******* metal fist back man, i agree completely. especially when it comes to them "chavs/townies" who automatically brand us as "goths" or satan worshipers....


you can no imagine my hatred for track suit bottoms and nike trainers.....
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I work at a concert hall, so I generally see many people gathered for the concerts we put up. After work, I generally sit on the curb while I wait for a ride home. This is what I've gathered so far:
-Selena Gomez concert last year
-Sitting on the curb waiting for a ride
-Passing girls say things like "What's with the creepy guy on the sidewalk," or "Someone should call security."

-Marilyn Manson concert 3 days ago
-Metalheads everywhere, long hair, covered in piercings and tattoos, etc.
-Sitting on the curb
-16 people ask me if I'm okay, 14 people offer to let me use their phones, and 4 people offer to give me a ride

I've come to the conclusion that metalheads are much nicer people than most.
User avatar #274 to #103 - daentraya
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I know this really quiet girl in my class, friendly as hell, loves animals, and really reminds of Lilly in all her calmness. I was quite surprised to hear she liked Marilyn Manson, to be honest. And she likes to murder zombies in left for death.
Conclusion is that videogames and Marilyn Manson is not really that bad an influence
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#189 - falloutfanatic
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Metalheads you say?
#225 to #189 - offsprings
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#226 to #189 - spiritofvengeance
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Yes... Yes... I wasn't the only one
Yes... Yes... I wasn't the only one
#290 to #189 - wafumu
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All my Nostalgia!
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#206 - freenarative
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Have you ever read the bible? Are you Christian and say Satan was evil? here's a fun fact, in the bible God killed 3+ million people including WHOLE cities at a time,,,,Satans death toll? 30. NOT 30 million, or 30 thousand but simply 30 And that was only because he was ordered to under pain of death, or rather, uncreation.
God demands that all peoples worship him, even the angels. Satan was cast out for what? come on christians what was it again? He asked for all to be equal.
No I will predict the outcome of this post
1) people who find this an interesting fact will thumb up or skip.
2) Christians who like that I know what I'm talking about and find the obscurity of this fact interesting will skip because it contains the word "satan"
3) "christians" who follow the teachings of god till red thumb the **** out of this because it is "blasphemous" even though it states "facts" that "christians" teach their children.
Finally, Dr Jones Quoting Gandhi*- "I like your Christ but I do not like your christians. They are so unlike your Christ."
*A 1926 review by the Reverend W.P. King (then pastor of the First Methodist Church of Gainesville, Georgia) of E. Stanley Jones's The Christ of the Indian Road
#218 to #206 - anon id: 87aa4b1d
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The Bible is actually pretty simple:
God hates everyone.
Man is evil.
Satan is a bad guy for... some reason.
Oh, and it's all ********.
#220 to #218 - freenarative
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There was once a boy who was an orphan. he was followed by evil in the form of a dark cloaked man Who tried to turn him to the dark side. He performed miracles like flying through the skies unaided and transporting himself through time and space. He saved the lives of all of his followers by sacrificing himself.
Now, go 2000 years into the future and people say "it was real, this book says so!" the book is "harry potter" it is the year 4000
Don't get me wrong, I respect people with faith BUT please treat your faith like your penis; Don't get it out and wave it in public and for the love of all that is good in this world, PLEASE wait till someone is 16 before you try to ram it down their throat ;)
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I should point out, that god always gave the people he killed a chance to repent for their sins, including sending prophets to warn the sinners. Example, in sodom and gamorrah, god sent two angels disguised as men to warn them,and in turn the sodomites and gamorreans tried to rape them.

That's why they were killed. God never did it just cause he could.
#298 to #247 - freenarative
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So let me look at this argument of yours:
God: "here you go humans, have free will to do what ever you want"
Humans "OK, we want to love because you gave us the capacity and free will to do so"
God "yes ok" pauses for dramatic effect "BUT THOUGH SHALL LOVE ONLY SOMEONE OF THE OPPOSITE GENDER, WHO IS OF CHILD BEARING AGE AND ONLY THOSE WHO ARE BOUND TO THEM BY A CONTRACTUAL MARRIAGE ARRANGED BY THEIR PARENTS SOMETIMES EVEN BEFORE THEY ARE BORN. AND IF YOU DON'T USE YOUR FREE WILL TO LOVE THE ONE WHO HAS BEEN CHOSEN FOR YOU THOU SHALT BE CAST UNTO ETERNAL DAMNATION AFTER I HAVE BURNED DOWN YOUR ENTIRE HOME TOWN AND KILLED EVERYONE WHO YOU KNOW AND LOVE"
Humans: "erm,,,,,that's a bit harsh isn't it?"
god: "well yes, but **** YOU I'M GOD!,,,,,,oh and by the way, here are two angels (read genderless 7 foot tall beings with wings who wouldn't know love if it raped them in the arse,,,,wait,,,was this part a double entendre?) These genderless, unmarried creatures who are not even human are here to tell you what to do with your life and if you don't agree with them,,, we,,, just you wait and see what happens!"
Humans: "Again god, isn't this a bit harsh,,,and also now also hypocritical?"
Do you see any problem here calawesome?
User avatar #301 to #298 - calawesome
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most of what you said isn't god's word. the bible was rewritten over the years to fit in with what was the cultural norm. Example, when people say 'thow shalt not lay with a man as one lay with a woman etc' it's actually a mistranslation that had to do with prostitution.

You can act like you're all cool and hardcore for having your opinion (which you're entitled too) but at least know the ******* facts before you belittle people's beliefs.
#326 to #301 - freenarative
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I will put every penny I own and every penny I will ever make that I do now and will forever more, know more than you about the bible. I was raised as a Jehovahs witness till I was 14 and I also studied theology.
I was paraphrasing. I know it is mistranslated. mostly from Hebrew. exempli gratia The phrase "when someone strikes you upon your left cheek, turn unto them your right" does NOT mean "walk away" or "be a pussy" in Judaic history "turn your cheek unto them" is the same as modern day "come an av a go" or "come on I dare you, hit me, it will be the LAST thing you do 'cos I will ******* KILL YOU!"
If you have faith, I respect you. I have faith in something too. BUT have faith because you believe, have faith because something you have seen leads you to no other conclusion. Have faith for the sake of having faith, NOT because someone tells you to. And definitely NOT because a 1,900 year old (app) book, written up to 100 years AFTER Jesus supposedly died tells you to. A book that is translated more times than ANY other book, a book that isn't even a book, It's a library of 66 books. An incomplete library that the Vatican refuses to complete because the books written by women or the gospel of Judas were not agreeable . Hold on a second (again) didn't god say (Revelation 22:18-19) [paraphrasing] "don't **** wi' mah ****!"
Believe and have faith,,, do not just follow because you are told to.
Heroism: doing what is right regardless of what you are told.
Religion: doing what you are told regardless of what is right!
User avatar #364 to #326 - calawesome
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I wrote the whole, god gave them a chance to be good people thing because the op made out that god is some sort of basketcase hannibal lecter ************ who killed people simply because he felt like it.

You're right when people have the right ot their own belief, and i agree that many christians, catholics etc, force their own morals on others. I try as hard as i can to not do that because it says to love one another no matter what, even if they disagree with you.

The op did exactly what I try not to, force what thinks on people and act like it's right. And it irritates me that Athiests more often than not sprout **** they've HEARD about the bible, and not what it says. I told the TRUTH, maybe not the truth to YOUR beliefs, but the TRUTH of what it says in the bible, that's all.
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you forgot one crucial thing.
god killed people, and took their souls back to him.
satan doesnt claim human lives, he claims their souls.
ACCORDING TO A BOOK THAT HAS BEEN TRANSCRIBED AND TRANSLATED SO MANY ******* TIMES.
geez, i dont even know who is worse, atheist or christian preachers.
#288 to #253 - freenarative
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I'm neither. So,,, win for me I think ;)