Normal bus days:
>bus about to stop
>aw yiss I will walk over to the door as it stops because I think it makes me cool
>start walk
>*wobble wobble*
>oh shit keep calm
>oh shit old people everywhere
>*almost hit old lady with bag*
>"sorry"
>bus stops
>lurch forward
>badass powers fading
>leave
>question ability to live in society