Hello Middle Earth

NEEEEEEEEERRRRRDDD!!!!




jk that's a valid point

Frodo is tricksy

thats the second best gif ive ever seen

This one's the best one. What's your bst one?

dont have it on this computer, but its the one when the little bear boy walks down the street and everyone looks surprised and joins him and then in the end a censor bar dangles so it looks like his penis

probably

Never seen that one. Ohwell, guess I will one day.

hopefully

not boromir D:

well done op well done

I ain't done yet sucka!

My Crew followed him and capped his bitch ass, threw his ass into the river is what they did!

Now I was mad, So I decided to make a giant BLACK ass tower to represent my giant black ass dick! That way when those honkeys are out making love to their bitches in their WHITE city of Minas Tirith their girls will see my giant ass dick peering over the mountains looking at em! Everybody gets to see my "giant one eyed monster"

(Alright last one, promise)

Turns out my "One Bling to rule em all" was taken by some Marty Feldman looking motha fucker, and den it get's stolen again by some pot smoking oompa loompa. So Ive had enough of dis shit, and send out my 9 nine blackest niggas to go get my bling. But rite when my niggas almost get it, some elf bitch crosses wit it over a mothea fucking river, and everyone know a brotha don't mess wit water. I end up hooking my mains up with some fine ass flying rides. So I call out all da other oppressed brothers like da Easterlings and da Haradrim to come help me cap whitey. So while I'm out dealing wit White Castle, my bottom bitch Saruman is out making me some fresh big ass brothas to murk those fucking white trash lookin vikings.
Long story short, dat Marty Feldman looking honky chucks my fine ass bling into a damn blazin volcano. I finally say 'fuck it" and jet. I hope dey enjoy their Arian Middle Earth.. fuckers

THE EYE OF FRODO SEES ALL

phanact

I can confirm this

I fucking love you for posting that gif, I've searched damn everywhere for it.

Fuck you, Gandalf.