"Just take it"

No. You have to get a hammer as well. Go to the same cashier. Take the hammer. Break the scanner. She gives everything to you. You get a free plasma TV and a hammer.

>Brings TV up.
>Successfully scans it.
>Walk out of Target because you cant afford it.

He got Mcfired.

HFW

Here's one without cancer.

thanks, i hated that 9gag ad but i couldn't find one without, anyway, fukken saved

Paint.

funnyjunk protip: Click "reply" or "comment" you see those two little buttons in the comment window? The one on the right says "Create or upload image via Editor" click on that button, then upload image via URL crop, select file menu click "Save" and voila, no more cancer!

That is an elephant.

more like an elefart

SSoH! :D

*SSoHPKC
All hail Seamoose!

SEAMOOSE!

I love seamoose! eh's a cool guy and doesn't afraid of anything

Even when CNN steals footage of his

Yeah! And who wouldn't be aggressive if an NPC van is glitched?

Exactly

god damnit I really want to know the books name now.

I think it may be called Don's Boat. Here is a section of it. With a few words changed, the whole thing would be epic.
“Let’s go, Ben,” said Jen. “Don wants to show us his big boat at the lake.” “Is this the boat, Don?” asked Ben. “Yes. We must blow it up,” said Don. “It’s hard, but I know we can do it.” “Ben and I can help,” said Jen. “Yes,” said Ben. “We can help blow up the boat.” “See,” said Don. “When we row, we can make the boat go fast or slow.” “It’s your turn, Ben,” gasped Jen. “This is hard,” panted Ben. “Take it, Jen.” “Not yet, please,” moaned Jen. “We did it!” boasted Don. “It floats! Do you want a boat ride?” “Yes! Yes!” yelled Jen and Ben. “We can take turns rowing,” said Don. “Take turns?” groaned Jen and Ben. “Not that!”

preaching to the choir. its every grocery store or super marker. I know managers personally, and i run the night crew for safeway. they will purposefully cut you to 38 hours on a week after working you 3 months straight with over time just so you dont qualify for full time status (this would hurt them in the slow season as they love to cut hours from everyone they can.) I would work 6 to 7 days straight with one day off for weeks on end.

Petty much in a nutshell, they will fuck you raw to make a bonus.

Cashier Team Member here, they are starting to cut our hours for not selling enough "Redcards." Stupid bastards

That's absolute bullshit too. That's like cutting your hours for not selling enough Hot Pockets.

Electronics team member here more than willing to start a "target sucks" thread.

do it

We're not even allowed overtime at my location. Not sure if all Targets are like that, but if we even get close they send us home early/make us come in later (and don't tell us) or make us take extra long/extra halfs. Bullshit.

I take it you forgot your pants.

hfw

wait, why'd the mom complain about her daughter getting free breath freshener?

Because I was "rude".

ohhh ahahaha, yea, real rude, giving away free stuff.... I feel for you man

Wow fuck that place

Look no further than the multitude of Target shoppers who complain the moment a checkout line gets longer than two people.

Yeah, must be really stressful working part time at Target...

Publix does that too, but since they can't fire us for doing a bad job they either demote you or cut your hours.

shit.

**thatscrewedupkid rolls 5** take this

fuck