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User avatar #5 - celestiasbeard (02/02/2013) [-]
And then America was the kid on the playground who yelled nuke
#17 - spoogle (02/02/2013) [-]
America's sign was
User avatar #20 to #17 - ivoryhammer (02/02/2013) [-]
Beat me to it
User avatar #6 - Firenter (02/02/2013) [-]
Then why didn't the germans beat the russians?
#8 to #6 - iwantfun ONLINE (02/02/2013) [-]
Because Russia took it realistically, since a paper would just fail against a rock
User avatar #9 to #6 - zxxxmightyxxx (02/02/2013) [-]
because winter happened. Paper waz frozen and so brittle leaving Rock the ultimate power of destroying ice.
User avatar #10 to #9 - zxxxmightyxxx (02/02/2013) [-]
i can the grammar. *was
User avatar #23 - drastronomy (02/02/2013) [-]
Soviet russia won over germany...
#15 - europeanswallow (02/02/2013) [-]
So the Germans beat the Russians, and England and Russia were enemies?
#22 - EdwardNigma (02/02/2013) [-]
But Russia ******* kicked Germany's ass. Sure, the Nazis hurt Russia, but then they weren't having any of that ******** .

And if I'm not mistaken, Germany would have ******* annihilated Britain eventually if Germany never went after Russia.
#27 to #22 - Jowi (02/02/2013) [-]
We wouldn't have been annihilated due to our defensive capabilities but we sure wouldn't have won the war. It would have just ground down to a ceasefire
#31 to #27 - verby ONLINE (02/02/2013) [-]
This is what British people actually believe
#36 to #31 - Jowi (02/03/2013) [-]
well yeah The RNS had strong coastal defence set up, the RAF had beaten the Luftwaffe in the Battle of Britain and enemy spies were being caught at such a success rate the threat of espionage was practically naught.

Funnily enough with all our practice we have gotten pretty good at fighting wars in Britain.
#16 - anon (02/02/2013) [-]
Germany is paper and Russia is rock.
Paper beats rock.
Russia beats Germany.
Rock is now unstoppable.
Russia is unstoppable.

Where is your god now!?
#26 to #16 - anon (02/02/2013) [-]
In Soviet Russia, Rock beats Paper!
#1 - jalenxomua (02/02/2013) [-]
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#21 - haseotakaeda ONLINE (02/02/2013) [-]
This has been posted every ******* week for the last month and isn't funny in the slightest
stop this ****
#3 - jdsalenger (02/02/2013) [-]
You forgot America!
America beats Scissors. Beats them all the time.
America beat Paper. WWI AND WWII.
America beat Rock. Won because Rock got disqualified due to committing suicide after Rock found out he was going broke.
#4 to #3 - killyojoy (02/02/2013) [-]
Finally! someone who is not just yelling " **** amercunts!"
#7 to #3 - applescryatnight (02/02/2013) [-]
we were the assholes that yelled gun in rock paper scissors and claimed it beats everything
User avatar #13 to #7 - badsamaritan (02/02/2013) [-]
but i did
User avatar #18 to #7 - thinkwithportals (02/02/2013) [-]
"claimed"
User avatar #24 - fishkrieg (02/02/2013) [-]
old joke is old.
#34 - isus (02/02/2013) [-]
LOL rock papers WWII games
le mother of hitlers
User avatar #33 - Emendo (02/02/2013) [-]
Except Russian never beat Britain..
#32 - kebabman (02/02/2013) [-]
So what country was lizard and who was Spock?
User avatar #35 to #32 - isus (02/02/2013) [-]
But... Who was phone??
User avatar #30 - purplegorrila (02/02/2013) [-]
Except while scissors beat the paper, the rock did not beat scissors, and it did beat paper
User avatar #19 - menstruatingsquare (02/02/2013) [-]
Thought I was so clever with my nuke joke...
Seems i'm a bit too late
#14 - anon (02/02/2013) [-]
The Brits obviously cheated, i mean, Rock is supposed to beat schissors
#12 - gantzel (02/02/2013) [-]
Well, this just further proves that paper doesn't really beat rock
#2 - anon (02/02/2013) [-]
Although, Russia (rock) invaded Germany and Hitler (paper) killed himself. Churchill (scissors) did not get destroyed by Russia, and Russia, the soviet Union (rock) died off many years later.
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