Rock, Paper, Scissors. . l aign Iil.. And Russle' s sign was., tci? WWY was an - game Inf muck, Human or GOO . paper, Mandi!. And then America was the kid on the playground who yelled nuke
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Rock, Paper, Scissors

l aign Iil..
And Russle' s sign was.,
tci?
WWY was an -
game Inf muck,
Human or GOO . paper, Mandi!
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Submitted: 02/01/2013
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User avatar #5 - celestiasbeard (02/02/2013) [-]
And then America was the kid on the playground who yelled nuke
#3 - jdsalenger (02/02/2013) [+] (4 replies)
You forgot America!
America beats Scissors. Beats them all the time.
America beat Paper. WWI AND WWII.
America beat Rock. Won because Rock got disqualified due to committing suicide after Rock found out he was going broke.
#7 to #3 - applescryatnight (02/02/2013) [-]
we were the assholes that yelled gun in rock paper scissors and claimed it beats everything
#17 - spoogle (02/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
America's sign was
User avatar #6 - Firenter (02/02/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Then why didn't the germans beat the russians?
User avatar #23 - drastronomy (02/02/2013) [-]
Soviet russia won over germany...
#15 - europeanswallow (02/02/2013) [-]
So the Germans beat the Russians, and England and Russia were enemies?
#22 - EdwardNigma (02/02/2013) [+] (3 replies)
But Russia fucking kicked Germany's ass. Sure, the Nazis hurt Russia, but then they weren't having any of that bullshit.

And if I'm not mistaken, Germany would have fucking annihilated Britain eventually if Germany never went after Russia.
#16 - anonymous (02/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Germany is paper and Russia is rock.
Paper beats rock.
Russia beats Germany.
Rock is now unstoppable.
Russia is unstoppable.

Where is your god now!?
#1 - jalenxomua (02/02/2013) [-]
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#34 - isus (02/02/2013) [-]
LOL rock papers WWII games
le mother of hitlers
User avatar #33 - Emendo (02/02/2013) [-]
Except Russian never beat Britain..
#32 - kebabman (02/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
So what country was lizard and who was Spock?
User avatar #30 - purplegorrila (02/02/2013) [-]
Except while scissors beat the paper, the rock did not beat scissors, and it did beat paper
User avatar #24 - fishkrieg (02/02/2013) [-]
old joke is old.
#21 - haseotakaeda (02/02/2013) [-]
This has been posted every fucking week for the last month and isn't funny in the slightest
stop this shit
User avatar #19 - menstruatingsquare (02/02/2013) [-]
Thought I was so clever with my nuke joke...
Seems i'm a bit too late
#14 - anonymous (02/02/2013) [-]
The Brits obviously cheated, i mean, Rock is supposed to beat schissors
#12 - gantzel (02/02/2013) [-]
Well, this just further proves that paper doesn't really beat rock
#2 - anonymous (02/02/2013) [-]
Although, Russia (rock) invaded Germany and Hitler (paper) killed himself. Churchill (scissors) did not get destroyed by Russia, and Russia, the soviet Union (rock) died off many years later.
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