wat?

That makes about as much sense as this
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MFW "me pain"

I giggled for 2 seconds until I realized how gay this post is.

Not very creative.

This is the kinda shit you have to sift through find actual good content on /b/.

I've seen better.

Honestly getting kinda tired of these outrageous 4chan stories. They're loosing their novelty fast.
The first few times were funny, but now it's just random people stringing together random parts of sentences.

This isn't even funny

>Be freshman in college
>In Figure Drawing class
>Studying the human anatomy and shit
>Have a male model come in one day
>I don't notice, too busy getting my supplies together
>He takes off his robe, completely naked
>I finish getting my things together and look at him
>Penis staring right at me
>Try not to look
>I can't look away
>I start taking off my pants and violently masturbating
>Professor tries to get me to stop
>Accidentally cum on his face
>His face starts melting away
>Students start running away as the professor dies
>MFW I killed my professor

There's like no effort put into this /b/ story, it's just pointless old jokes smashed together

has science gone too far?

"You'll never understand me pain!"

You´ll never understand my pain