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a game of rock paper and scissors

dat game

Lizard
The we has three torrent male types who all use different tactics:
The mange , blue , and yellow throated.
The may threatens! is pumped with testosterone and his main fetus is to have a huge
territory and as many females as possible. h he will pretest the females. he doesnt ferm
strung er beg lasting bonds with any dyf them, can beat the blue threatens male get his
wring.
The blue mama male is smaller, has less testt: in him, and only has at big
weigh fer we female whom he forms a band with., Like the wage throated male he
will protect her and try to tklt eff attackers until she' s safe.
Lastly there' s the yellow. threatned male who' s talus closely resembles the females' and has no
territory tta his ewe. Iris lives in the outskirts at the Orange threated male' s territory where he
with the females. Because the wage threatens mate doesnt spend much time
with the females they em; ha around territory and have he prablem mating with another
male. The female who has bcm ed with a blue tamatea male however doesnt want ta be
to him and will tum the yellow was dawn.
So it is like is game tyt : Change beats blue. blue beats yellow, and geller
beats mmg.
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#3 - lvlarcopolio **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #6 - bakinboy (02/02/2013) [+] (5 replies)
i hate the yellow one the most. cheating on someone is the most beta thing you can do.
#56 - junkiegirl (02/02/2013) [+] (3 replies)
how does orange beat blue?
how does orange beat blue?
#74 to #56 - Frankendell (02/02/2013) [-]
Literally I believe.
Literally I believe.
User avatar #17 - InBlackandWhite (02/02/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Usually I'm blue, but I have been in the place of Yellow before. It's not really an awful thing. You're giving someone love in place of the Orange who does not
#18 to #17 - anonymous (02/02/2013) [-]
No.. you're just sleeping with a slut
#52 - thejokermf (02/02/2013) [+] (6 replies)
#65 to #52 - lafuriaroja (02/02/2013) [-]
This is the most pussy-ass beta shit I've ever seen on this site.
This is the most pussy-ass beta shit I've ever seen on this site.
User avatar #43 - UberAndrew (02/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
We spend so much time rationalizing relationships and the other gender just to justify our inability to GET a relationship.

I'm a lowly beta (more like delta) and I can admit that it's simply because I'm a loser. There is no triangular system to relationships, no secrets or tricks.
#5 - dailydusty (02/02/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I wish I was blue... but let's face the fucking truth...    
i'm the yellow that all of the heart broken dumb bitches crawl to for advice, help, and only discover what a cool guy I am because her #1 douche-fag doesn't want her anymore. Of course, half of them felt comfortable talking to the yellow guy because they thought he was gay for appearing a little femmy.   
   
If she was still with him, she probably wouldn't have even run in the yellow guy's direction in the first place.   
   
There are three kinds of people in this thread:   
   
Yellows, blue-wannabes, and liars.
I wish I was blue... but let's face the fucking truth...
i'm the yellow that all of the heart broken dumb bitches crawl to for advice, help, and only discover what a cool guy I am because her #1 douche-fag doesn't want her anymore. Of course, half of them felt comfortable talking to the yellow guy because they thought he was gay for appearing a little femmy.

If she was still with him, she probably wouldn't have even run in the yellow guy's direction in the first place.

There are three kinds of people in this thread:

Yellows, blue-wannabes, and liars.
#82 - Mustafa (02/02/2013) [+] (2 replies)
the fourth one is deepthroated
#72 - anonymous (02/02/2013) [+] (6 replies)




IMMA RED ONE BITCHES!!!




User avatar #84 to #72 - watthekilo (02/02/2013) [-]
well you did get the red thumbs...
#31 - nephrithotroll (02/02/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I'm the gray fag.
Not affected by anyone of the group.
Trying to find a girl but do not have the courage to attempt to take the step.
often seen in the background.
spend his time doing things that have nothing to do with relationships.
#9 - ballerfifteen (02/02/2013) [+] (2 replies)
i'm an orange male and i don't agree with the last part of this, any alpha male would keep his girls satisfied enough not to wonder off with a yellow beta
User avatar #19 to #9 - Kxania (02/02/2013) [-]
You're not even yellow, faggot.
#93 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (02/02/2013) [+] (7 replies)
And then theres me, the guy who wants a girl, but can't get one because hes a useless shit.
User avatar #1 - leglesslegolegolas (02/01/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I think I'd prefer to be blue.
#113 - xxmibsxx (02/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
<-- No matter which one you are
<-- No matter which one you are
#81 - KievLeviathan (02/02/2013) [-]
This sounds like volume 3 of The Lusty Argonian Maid
#100 - ofmiceandmen (02/02/2013) [-]
Blue-throated master race.
#87 - thegingermancan (02/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
me sneak-breed face
me sneak-breed face
#111 - subherbtreetwo (02/02/2013) [+] (2 replies)
The girls in the orange's territory are hotter than the girls in blue's which is why we hunt there instead of trying to pull away from blue's.
The girls in the orange's territory are hotter than the girls in blue's which is why we hunt there instead of trying to pull away from blue's.
User avatar #116 to #111 - mankey (02/02/2013) [-]
Someone needs to shop the white soap in this gif to look like blood.
#99 - tredbear (02/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
or maybe.....
#91 - ishalltroll (02/02/2013) [-]
MFW I don't give a fuck about sex inside or outside of a relationship.
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