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User avatar #4 - colossusshadow (02/02/2013) [-]
Well although I think fair is fair, it`s really childish behavior

"BUT MOMMY SHE DID IT FIIIIIIIRST"

Sometimes people don't want to fuck.
Sometimes they don't want to shop.
BUT, you shouldn't be all whiny and bitter when someone doesn't wanna fuck, especially not into the next day.
#36 to #4 - anonymous (02/02/2013) [-]
is that what your dad told you when he was fucking you?
#16 to #4 - anonymous (02/02/2013) [-]
i agree, he's just being spiteful because he didn't get some. would he have preferred it if she had sex reluctantly? such a turn on...
User avatar #23 to #16 - jarelk (02/02/2013) [-]
I think he would have preferred it if she was just up-front about her reluctance to have sex.
User avatar #41 to #23 - colossusshadow (02/02/2013) [-]
And here, nobody considers the possibility that she actually had a headache.
User avatar #42 to #41 - jarelk (02/02/2013) [-]
Because if you're in the mood, there's no way a headache will stop you.
User avatar #44 to #42 - colossusshadow (02/02/2013) [-]
If you have a headache, you aren't in the mood.
User avatar #13 to #4 - swedz (02/02/2013) [-]
You do have a point,

but then also, sktechE's point is a bit better
#8 to #4 - anonymous (02/02/2013) [-]
This is FJ, Asshole. Take your filthy logic elsewhere, you fucking Hobo!
User avatar #7 to #4 - sketchE ONLINE (02/02/2013) [-]
bitch doesnt want to do something i wnt to do? well i wont do what she wants to do. karma motha fucka
User avatar #28 to #7 - asmodeu ONLINE (02/02/2013) [-]
Dear ser, may I remind you that while you can make someone have sex with you, it is generally considered immoral (unless your partner previously specifies that you should do just that and you agree with it).
User avatar #74 to #28 - sketchE ONLINE (02/03/2013) [-]
dude i was drunk and joking around. did you actually thnk i was serious?
User avatar #75 to #74 - asmodeu ONLINE (02/03/2013) [-]
I don't think anyone's serious on the internet.
User avatar #14 to #7 - Kritarie (02/02/2013) [-]
I think it's called Spite
User avatar #9 to #7 - dilara (02/02/2013) [-]
Oh god, you sound like a douchebag.
User avatar #10 to #9 - sketchE ONLINE (02/02/2013) [-]
im drunk but yeah. if its a relationship its a give and take situation. if the girl doesnt want to give a little than neither should the guy. then the relationship breaks down
User avatar #40 to #10 - colossusshadow (02/02/2013) [-]
It's give and take which means sometimes you should be willing to give even if you aren't getting anything in return.
Unless she doesn't want to have sex every day (in which case, dump her) you're a dick of you aren't willing to give because "MOMMY SHE DID IT FIIIIIIRST"
User avatar #73 to #40 - sketchE ONLINE (02/03/2013) [-]
well i could have made the joke i give and she takes it. if you really think i was serious about any of that then you need to learn to read into sarcasm
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