I quite enjoy taping curse words to innocuous ones. For example:
Cuntwaffle
Douchebasket
Twatbucket
Fuckweasel
Although fuckweasel may have come from a book I once read.

Swearing has a prominent place in the English language and this post is probably true, but I think there's a limit.

You see, it's quite common here in Scotland who uses the word "fuckin'" as if it's a comma. Those same people are the ones I trust less. They're the ones who carry knives and the most likely to punch you in the face for accidentally bumping into them.

Oddly enough, I think there's actually a correct way to swear. You can't just throw swears into a sentence at random, there's a sort of strategy, am I right? Like, there are more effective places to add your "fucking" than others, and an effective volume you can use it?

I don't know what I'm rambling about anymore so I think I'll just click "reply" now.

I just woke up when i wrote that so i had no idea what i was was saying either so i think that your reply will do just fine