Swearing

But if it's fake it doesn't need swearing to be true.

By the gods, you're right!

But if it were true, wouldn't it be meesing swearing?

*missing.

Fuck, I shouldn't be in front of my computer before drinking my morning coffee.

Well you fuck there was no swearing in yours either how can we trust you?

Fuck you. Is that better?

Much Fucking better.

Fuck you dipshit cocksucker, the post is motherfucking legit you cunt.

It's cool to use inappropriate language nowadays, grampa.

Well, firstly, I'm going to hope that's a joke.
Secondly, you can tell apart the people who swear because it's in their nature, and the people who swear because it's "cool" now I guess.
There's an unspoken grammar to swearing. Certain words don't go together, they go certain places in certain sentences, things like that. You ever heard someone swear and it just doesn't sound right? It just doesn't... hit the right key? Those are the people who swear "because it's cool". You can tell because they say it simply because it's cool, and don't put much thought into it.

yeah i remember when i was playing BF3 and only had six 12 year olds saying they fucked my mom as opposed to the seven in cod

Well, its still one demigod truth speaker less. huzzah

the joke was i hear one in about 80 players as hate spewing little kids but whatever

Then apparently, everyone's mother is a whore.

Do not doubt in the holy power of XxXCuntSl4aYeR69xXx

Or the power of xxxcodsniperproxxx.

no doubt you have hear how he pwned the non believer by chanting 'i ownd ur mom, trickshotz ftw'

Well yes, but if someone was trying to trick you wouldn't they want to sound the LEAST offensive and the most trustworthy?

Because fuck what scientific studies say, you have a hunch!

makes sense to me. but does this gif? didnt think so.

I quite enjoy taping curse words to innocuous ones. For example:
Cuntwaffle
Douchebasket
Twatbucket
Fuckweasel
Although fuckweasel may have come from a book I once read.

Swearing has a prominent place in the English language and this post is probably true, but I think there's a limit.

You see, it's quite common here in Scotland who uses the word "fuckin'" as if it's a comma. Those same people are the ones I trust less. They're the ones who carry knives and the most likely to punch you in the face for accidentally bumping into them.

Oddly enough, I think there's actually a correct way to swear. You can't just throw swears into a sentence at random, there's a sort of strategy, am I right? Like, there are more effective places to add your "fucking" than others, and an effective volume you can use it?

I don't know what I'm rambling about anymore so I think I'll just click "reply" now.

I just woke up when i wrote that so i had no idea what i was was saying either so i think that your reply will do just fine

me too, it's better then living your life walking a tight rope in the middle trying to keep them all happy. fuck em, your either my friend, tits, or gtfo.

Speak your wind too freely and soon nobody will care what you have to say. It's okay in some situations but not all, you do have to be tactful sometimes.

Maybe you're not attractive because you swear?

Maybe you're not attractive because you don't fucking swear.

No that simply says you understand that you are mad.
Explain to me how a combustion engine works in a simple way that id understand and that would show you are smart enough about that subject to understand it.

I believe the quote was from Albert Eisenstein but obviously have no proof on that.

It's still debated would actually said it, though a lot of people like to say Einstein said it.

And also, things go boom and move pistons which moves other things. Blammo, I'm good.