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User avatar #73 - tiredandhungry ONLINE (02/02/2013) [-]
wouldn't that make it easier to bring 3 different chemicals that when mixed create a violent reaction and explosion? I can't remember chemistry that well but I'm sure there's something that'd go boom when mixed together
User avatar #96 to #73 - spanishninja (02/02/2013) [-]
i dont like the boom boom effects i preffer thermite. its safer and perfectly portable, extremely powerful (20 times hotter than lava - can melt a car by the motor)

Thermite is nasty **** . Here is a good and easy way to make it. The first step is to get some iron-oxide (which is RUST!)
Get a DC converter like the one used on a train set. Cut the connector off, separate the wires, and strip them both.

Now you need a jar of water with a tablespoon or so of sodium chloride (which is SALT!) added to it. This makes the water conductive.

Now insert both wires into the mixture (I am assuming you plugged the converter in...) and let them sit for five minutes. One of them willstart bubbling more than the other. This is the POSITIVE(+) wire. If you do not do this test right, the final product will be the opposite(chemically) of rust, which is RUST ACID. You have no use for this here (although it IS useful!).

Anyway, put the nail tied to the positive wire into the jar. Now put the negative wire in the other end. Now let it sit overnight and in themorning scrape the rust off of the nail & repeat until you got a bunch of rust on the bottom of the glass. Be generous with your rustcollection. If you are going through the trouble of making thermite, you might as well make a lot, right?

Now remove the excess water and pour the crusty solution onto a cookie sheet. Dry it in the sun for a few hours, or inside overnight. Itshould be an orange-brown color (although I have seen it in many different colors! Sometimes the color gets ****** up, what can I say...but it is still iron oxide!)

Crush the rust into a fine powder and heat it in a cast-iron pot until it is red. Now mix the pure iron oxide with pure aluminum filings whichcan be bought or filed down by hand from an aluminum tube or bar. The ratio or iron oxide to aluminum is 8 grams to 3 grams.

Congrats! You have just made THERMITE! Now, to light it...
User avatar #100 to #96 - deadinferno (02/02/2013) [-]
I'm not sure as to be concerned or not that this has been favourited once already
User avatar #97 to #96 - spanishninja (02/02/2013) [-]
Thermite requires a LOT of heat (more than a blow torch!) to ignite. However, magnesium ribbon (which is sort of hard to find.. callaround) will do the trick. It takes the heat from the burning magnesium to light the thermite.

Now when you see your victim's car, pour a fifty-cent sized pile onto his hood, stick the ribbon in it, and light the ribbon with the blowtorch. Now chuckle as you watch it burn through the hood, the block, the axle, and the pavement. BE CAREFUL! The ideal mixtures canvaporize CARBON STEEL! Another idea is to use thermite to get into pay phone cash boxes.

Enjoy!
#77 to #73 - anon (02/02/2013) [-]
acetone
sulfuric acid
hydrogen peroxide

made an explosive know as the mother of satan
#80 to #77 - obnoxygen (02/02/2013) [-]
I have a lot of acetone because I work at a nail salon.    
You can get sulfuric acid from a battery.   
You can buy hydrogen peroxide at Walmart.   
Brb.
I have a lot of acetone because I work at a nail salon.
You can get sulfuric acid from a battery.
You can buy hydrogen peroxide at Walmart.
Brb.
User avatar #76 to #73 - thepunchedface ONLINE (02/02/2013) [-]
Maybe mix H2SO4, HNO3, and glycerin?
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