What... kek. I live in my mother' s root her knowledge. We been doing this fer B months when she thinks that We moved out. I managed to clean up a bit and remov
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I live in my mother' s root her knowledge. We been doing this fer B months when she
thinks that We moved out.
I managed to clean up a bit and remove a ton of piss bottles trom here today. I don' t take a lot m
food from tehfridge. I usually end up en a whoring myself m pretending to be a girl. I send
facebook pictures of girls in suggestive pases. We proceed some weer sex, after which I
blackmail them send me amazin gift cards which I use buy bottles of water and ramen
needles. I charge my laptop while she is out for the day en a charger in the basement leading to the
root cellar. I usually sleep night as most of my productive time is during the day when she
is gene. I take showers and wash my clothes occasionally with usually little to no detergent. I get
internet from the unsecured wifi she has in the house.
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User avatar #165 - sheepysquirrel (02/03/2013) [-]
Your mom sounds like a bitch. I don't think my parents would ever kick us out even when we plan to move.
She could at least let you stay living somewhere like that but allow you to fix that **** up for yourself.
#150 - jaimesabrina (02/02/2013) [-]
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User avatar #146 - spleed (02/02/2013) [-]
kek
User avatar #148 to #147 - spleed (02/02/2013) [-]
KEK
#144 - anonymous (02/02/2013) [-]
You can't pull that off. Your mother will attempt to contact you and then you're ****** .
User avatar #142 - bakinboy (02/02/2013) [-]
what the ****
#141 - captainbarnaby (02/02/2013) [-]
MFW my mom asks to see my place in that situation
#139 - LuigiBandicoot (02/02/2013) [-]
my functional evens have now been depleted   
   
and now they can't
my functional evens have now been depleted

and now they can't
#138 - anonymous (02/02/2013) [-]
I'm telling!
#133 - konradkurze (02/02/2013) [-]
survival like a marine
#132 - christanych (02/02/2013) [-]
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User avatar #131 - pepemex (02/02/2013) [-]
Why are you feeling sorry for him? He's living the dream: Surviving with very little effort and free Internet.
User avatar #129 - Durp (02/02/2013) [-]
Mother of pearl. I usually sleep during the night as wel.
#126 - ishotthedeputy (02/02/2013) [-]
"I usually sleep during the night." What the 						****					, man?
"I usually sleep during the night." What the **** , man?
#125 - sniffalot (02/02/2013) [-]
I feel... Sad.
#123 - doctorlea (02/02/2013) [-]
when the time comes for the apocalypse he will know how to survive
#128 to #123 - wheresthefudge ONLINE (02/02/2013) [-]
Yes. I'm sure there will be an ample supply of people from whom to blackmail ramen and bottled water via facebook/chat scams.
Yes. I'm sure there will be an ample supply of people from whom to blackmail ramen and bottled water via facebook/chat scams.
#122 - spidahridah (02/02/2013) [-]
That's pretty damn awesome. One clever 						************					. CIA should hire him.
That's pretty damn awesome. One clever ************ . CIA should hire him.
#121 - socrat (02/02/2013) [-]
MFW the comments

Seriously guys that is not a bad thing at all..its called resource management
I basicly do the same thing i can survive with as little as 100$ per month,actually been doing that since ever because of my poor family
I work the minimum number of hours required to get my training degree which is about 3 months every 6 months.

tl;dr he is a genius , you dont have to be a corporate slave especially if you have no motive or a goal to achieve
#117 - derfnerf (02/02/2013) [-]
Sounds like a fun life...
Sounds like a fun life...
User avatar #145 to #117 - HarvietheDinkle (02/02/2013) [-]
Anyone have the one with the hot pocket?
User avatar #127 to #117 - scottshur (02/02/2013) [-]
holy **** thats funny
#112 - bannak (02/02/2013) [-]
Man, I don't understand why people can be stupid enough to send Amazon Giftcards to a girl they met online. Amateurs.
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