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User avatar #6 - Loppytaffy (02/01/2013) [-]
This one time when I was 5, I was walking around town with my mother, and an old man came up to me and said "hello little girl, haven't you got a pretty smile? Go buy yourself some sweeties" and gave me £20.
I realise two things:
1. The situation could have gone drastically, horribly different.
2. I got paid for pleasing him, I am essencially a child hooker.
#69 to #6 - idkhelp (02/01/2013) [-]
This one time I was old, and some five year old girl walks by with her mother. Recognizing the girl's innocent smile, I handed her £20.
I realise two things:

1. I am old
#24 to #6 - wolfbananabear (02/01/2013) [-]
I was really hoping you'd say.    
"I realized two things:   
1. I'm not a girl..."
I was really hoping you'd say.
"I realized two things:
1. I'm not a girl..."
User avatar #27 to #24 - Loppytaffy (02/01/2013) [-]
That was my third revelation.
User avatar #26 to #24 - eddysnewfoundglory (02/01/2013) [-]
I get old men saying "sorry love" when they bump into me :I
#21 to #6 - xxxsonic fanxxx (02/01/2013) [-]
essentially*
User avatar #22 to #21 - Loppytaffy (02/01/2013) [-]
I hope that made you feel better about yourself.
#23 to #22 - xxxsonic fanxxx (02/01/2013) [-]
Honest intentions, but hardly anybody on this site will see it that way so, anon. :I
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