A nice paddy of peppered beef, asiago cheese, some tender lettuce... Throw on some bacon, maybe some red onion... Now take a blackberry jam, add a bit of acid (your preferred vinegar or lemon juice would work) and toss that on there. Jam (get it?) that shit between a lightly toasted and buttered bun, and I'd eat the shit out of a jam burger.

Fuck, I want one now. This is why I shouldn't be allowed to talk about food at 5 in the morning...