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#8 - recoveryone (02/01/2013) [-]
Well guys, lets see what humanity has done, shall we?

Strapped ourselves to a pair of wings with a motor on it, then tried to fly, succeeded, started to use that winged motor to blow **** up, had 2 wars that affected the entire planet, the last of which killed 11 million people in a holocaust, after the country that did that was defeated, we decided to take two of the most dangerous elements on the planet, decided to split said element on a molecular level, tested it a couple times in a dessert, then used that as a weapon to bomb an imperial enemy into submission. Along with some fire bombings and other neat things, note, this was ll in our only atmosphere.

After of which, two of the most powerful nations on the planet nearly nuked the crap out each other, only to be stopped by one of the nations falling apart. The remaining nation then had two towers destroyed by a plane crashing into it, and retaliated by destroying two countries. Also, this was just the past 100 years.

And lets not forget something, one of the genders of our species bleeds like a murder for a week once a month, and only ends up more aggressive and dangerous as a side effect. This is also seen by some people as the weaker gender.

We have done many things in our short time on this blue and green rock, but through raw intellect alone, we have become the fastest, strongest, and most influential. So, let me just put it like this, if anything ever threatens the human race as a whole, a virus, a bacteria, a parasite, a new "apex" predator, aliens. I am not worried, because we are man kind, and we are not to be ****** with.
#127 to #8 - Womens Study Major (02/01/2013) [-]
... said the pessimist human
#96 to #8 - crazyolitis (02/01/2013) [-]
More than 90% of our entire history, we've been at war.   
Billions have died as a result of war.   
We nailed our 						*******					 God to a piece of ood.   
We are extremely adaptable and eat almost anything   
You don't 						****					 with humanity. Period.   
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More than 90% of our entire history, we've been at war.
Billions have died as a result of war.
We nailed our ******* God to a piece of ood.
We are extremely adaptable and eat almost anything

You don't **** with humanity. Period.
Gif semi-related.
#106 to #96 - thebronykindthree **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #101 to #96 - isomeras (02/01/2013) [-]
I don't think nailing imaginary people to wood counts.
#104 to #101 - Womens Study Major (02/01/2013) [-]
false. I respect your right to not think Jesus of Nazareth was a God or even a prophet, but he was alive, he was a teacher, he was a rabi and he was sentenced to death by crucifiction by pontious pilat. The Romans kept incredibly accurate records. Bam knowledge!
User avatar #129 to #104 - isomeras (02/01/2013) [-]
Delusion can live through the ages.
#130 to #129 - recoveryone (02/02/2013) [-]
Ever play a game of telephone? Or spread a rumor in a school? One kid does something mildly interesting, then it gets blown out of proportion. This is what I personally think has been happening to Christianity for the past 2000+ years, some guy named Jesus of Nazareth had a illegitimate birth(cheater wife or something), then became a "revolutionary" motivational speaker or priest or something similar. He started doing radical things, like baptizing people in a river, then rumors started flowing around, because humans do that **** , next thing you know, the Government finds out about this, and nails him to a cross. His followers, not wanting their savior to be truly dead, then begin spreading rumors of his resurrection 3 days later. At least, this makes more sense then, Jesus was never a real person, he never existed, some random person made up a story, then somehow got it into Roman records. Then turned it into a religion.
User avatar #131 to #130 - isomeras (02/02/2013) [-]
You, sir, get a thumb. I've never spread a rumour because various stuff made that impossible (no social life, living in my head constantly, etc) but your logic is irrefutable.
#103 to #101 - crazyolitis (02/01/2013) [-]
Still. It's the idea behind it, you know?
#72 to #8 - therealredhood (02/01/2013) [-]
Unless the apes take over.
#70 to #8 - undeadwill (02/01/2013) [-]
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>looks at the picture
>Knows it means bear pride
>Gets happy gay
>Reads it
User avatar #56 to #8 - algharb (02/01/2013) [-]
Jumping over the "humans are a ****** up species" facts, which I agree with most of them...

Why the bear comunity flag?
#51 to #8 - fluffykoopa **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #49 to #8 - imabser (02/01/2013) [-]
I know right we suck at killing each other. There's still to many people on Earth.
User avatar #48 to #8 - generaljosh (02/01/2013) [-]
Imagine when we meet other intelligent species, then we try to bomb the **** out of them, then they come and occupy us. They're gonna make human nationalism (planetism?) like that illegal
#88 to #48 - Womens Study Major (02/01/2013) [-]
imagine when we meet other intelligent species and we actually blow the **** out of them like Captain James T. Kirk did to those dirty klingon bastards
#22 to #8 - Womens Study Major (02/01/2013) [-]
Those are supposed to be impressive points? "Women get periods, FEAR HUMANITY!"

I would have said something about our laser shooting robot... oh yeah, that we put on...A DIFFERENT PLANET. Or our army of invisible flying assassin AI drones able to kill anyone at any time. And screw fission. Fission is for pussies. We can recreate conditions in the center of the mofoing SUN, and get even bigger explosions. Or, you know, recreate the conditions right after the big bang. No biggie.
#12 to #8 - Womens Study Major (02/01/2013) [-]
" tested it a couple times in a dessert"

That chocolate cake did not stand a chance
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