/b/. one of these again. found on 4chan.. shaving dinner at restaurant with a female acquaintance sootier a platter share as a starter sher eyes widen in fear's
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one of these again. found on 4chan.

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shaving dinner at restaurant with a female acquaintance
sootier a platter share as a starter
sher eyes widen in fear's she anticipates what is cerny
sour platter arrives
sthe mm is silent multiple pins can be heard dripping
will eyes are en us
smirk as my meath farms the winds "Ladies first?
7: -Fecks and knives drep all around the restaurant as nearby wemen hear these wands cf
oppression
ttheir male mm panic's watch in awe and start masterbate m piously through their packets
7: -Bleed rushes my penis with the few cf a tsunami
sshe starts tear up and shake as she picks up her fed: and thrusts it intj the platter
sour eyes leck
sher lip quivers
s' ytw" she whispers reluctantly
gasp as the winds hit their ears, seme start crying uncontrollably
severa man in the mm starts cheering and clapping as anither ene cf their heathers is victorious
sthe ritual is net yet complete
sthe hatten en my jeans sheets eff and shatters the window as my erection canned be contained
sshe can lenger held her tears and starts pawl
smy glorious penis canned held it back any lenger and releases an unholy amount cf sperm intj the
atmosphere as I chant the phrase: " was my privilege"
swith these fated wards the oppression has begun
scales take my lead and sexually abuse their partners by paying fer their meals
am a tied amongst men
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Submitted: 01/31/2013
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User avatar #5 - bannedfartoooften (01/31/2013) [+] (12 replies)
I realize these are jokes, but...... I'm pretty sure that if my boyfriend insisted on paying my half of the bill too, I'd be thrilled.
#25 - walcorn (02/01/2013) [+] (1 reply)
> Every "It was my privilege" Post ever   
I don't get it





> Every "It was my privilege" Post ever
I don't get it
User avatar #26 to #25 - gibroner ONLINE (02/01/2013) [-]
it's making fun of feminists that say that everything men do is oppression or rape
#4 - SGfannr (01/31/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I ******* love these
#18 - ironhidethegreat (02/01/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Is it so rare to find a gentlemen now that we're making hilarious stories about it?    
It was funny but also a reality check.
Is it so rare to find a gentlemen now that we're making hilarious stories about it?
It was funny but also a reality check.
#21 to #18 - mr skeltal (02/01/2013) [-]
No, it's that feminazis in particular make a big deal out of it when you're nice. Holding the door for them is like grabbing their titties in the town square. Pulling out a chair is like slapping their ass. Lifting something for them is like forcing them to stroke you. And everyone knows is basically rape to pay for someone's meal. And having all that be your pleasure isn't just rape - it's surprise buttsex.
#1 - teranin ONLINE (01/31/2013) [-]
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#15 - selfdenyingbeggar (02/01/2013) [-]
This is like an unfunny attempt to copy the original.
#3 - elbertinamccormack (01/31/2013) [-]
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