because over here. indians and paki's run all the coner shops, liquor stores etc.

why wouldn't indians run indian stores in india?

the joke is the races are irrelevant

I have a feeling that it's not actually the joke.

I think India hates Pakistan and vice versa.

I think they actually had their own little Nuclear Gun Show for a brief time, but maybe it was just something else.

It was originally out joke.

*our

Probably just so they can avoid the "guy 1 and guy 2" scenario, while also avoiding it being a white guy and a black guy, so that it won't be seen as a race joke.

Distraction!

So you don't expect the punchline

hey curry is fucking good! also the term is sand nigger or dune coon, if you're going to be an ignorant cunt do so with porper terms thank you have a nice day dont fucking come again.

dune coon?!!!! That is funny as hell.

yes yes indeed, one of my buddies started that one

i think it's a joke that those nationalities would understand better, but i'd assume that Indians have a habit of screwing over pakistani's or something

no im indian and it honestly made no difference to the understanding of the joke.

not even in some stereotypical racist manner?

nope i mean i guess what anon said cause i guess indians hate paki's but its more of a hindu hate muslim muslim hate hindu thing, but if they hated each other why are they hanging out

You're indian and you don't really know the reason? What about the region of Kashmir? Maybe it's about that, just saying..

bro i grew up in the us i could givetwo fucks about that "country" i hate visiting there

Oh ok, don't get me wrong, I thought it was kind of an issue between indians, excuse me if I offended you. However you shouldn't be so harsh to your origins, dude.. be proud of them instead.

Have a nice day

yeah i guess i should be proud, but i mean its so third world and with all the "smart" people they could attempt to help their own country out but instead they turn around and turn their movie actors into saints and shun the poor and sick, much like the us, but i mean they just shower them in money, and litter everywere, don't understand basic environmetal issues, only focus on making money not improving the country, the police are more corrupt than almost any where else, most police man are the rapists, they can be payed off instantly, they always "enounter" ( kill them off secretly) instead of paperwork. the water is dirty as fuck, the power goes off on an hourly basis, no like there is a schedule for it every hour the power goes off for an hour so the other half of the city can be powered, i mean why not think of a way to make more power instead of conserving whatevers left, and to top it all of they wipe with their fucking hand, THEIR HANDS AND THEN DON"T EVEN WASH WITH SOAP JUST WATER! WATER! excuse the rant, also i think its more or less on the fact that india tends for fuck over pakistan such as with the region of kashmir as you mentioned.

well im indian too and that's not always true you must have gone to a bad part of India. They are much better off then some of the other countries excluding North America/ Europe/Australia. you are just kind of used to living in good conditions in the US so when you see others you think its so bad...

no im actually not used to living in good conditions up until maybe 3 years ago i used to live in the shitiest conditions

can't be worse then somalia or afghanistan though

idk bro ive spent soome time on the streets at least those places are warm

seriously doubt it whatever i dont really care. at least in America and India you have basic rights and aren't susceptible to as many diseases...

doubt what? that ive lived on the streets before? believe me if you want doesn't change the fact that it happened, inb4 pics or it didn't happen, and yeah i guess you are right but you still have a higher chance of getting sick in india, granted hygiene has gone up the past few years, while the medicinal field is more than qualified they always try homeremidies over actual medicine, and the water is pretty contaminated, cleaner than most, but still pretty dirty water.

I'm going to thumb this up for effort...

Sure theres the corruption issues in both countries and the fact that they're third world esque, but whenever I visit Pakistan, I have the most fun out of any of my vacations. Its relaxed, and the fact that the power goes off just increases the the amount of things you can do in your free time instead of watching television or playing video games.

i never said anything about Pakistan being bad i have never visted there, as far as the power issue goes its not about the fact of not being able to watch tv, i don't watch much at all, its more about the fact that even though they are trying to conserve power there isn't much to conserve and the sun is constantly beating down in area's so why not invest in solar panels? try to increase power output. and of course this is in india, i don't know the situation in Pakistan. just saying my slight hatred towards indians, and india, well its not really a hatred its more of an annoyance since they are so proud of something that really isn't much to be proud of they really dont have any achivements or anything

Pakistan are really very alike. The difference being that India is larger, has a larger population and has Bollywood. And the reason they're so proud, is that they gained independence from the British in 1947. I don't know about you, but that seems to be something to be happy about.

Being brown means high expectations in everything you do, but eh, at least we have butter chicken.

shit sucks yo

well you do, i was raised vegetarian i can't eat meat without getting extremely fucking sick

Fuck, umm, palik paneer?

yeah i guess

Hey I was born and raised India, partially in Europe and now residing in the US. I do agree India has its problems, but you must also realize its a big country. That means there are shit places that you described, and then there are filthy rich places as well. As a optimist I can definitely verify that things in India are shaping up ever since the 2000ish time. I would agree with you that a good amount of US indian students are batshit crazy or weird, it all depends upon the locale. The area i live in consist of really chill Indians. So remember not to generalize! There are a billion of us. Anyways peace out.

true i guess i am just generalizing off of my experience, and really you met a chill indian? thats a first i have yet to meet one, the ones around me scream and purr thats right purr for no fucking reason, granted im a senior and they are freshman but still come on they are in highschool for fucksake

Haha I like to think I am one. But yeah my highschool experience was bad. College is were I met most of the nicer ones. Idk some weird guys became cool after the parents loosened the noose.

really? i guess idk the ones i know have really chill parents and let them do whatever and i think its because they are so chill that the kids turned out like spoiled little assholes, three of them already have a nicer car than me and they don't even have their license's yet. and they constantly brag about how mommy and daddy alway buy them shit and they just fucking aggravate me. and yeah i like to think i am one too, shit even my friends tell me im probably the more chill indians they have met

Yeah the moral that I learnt was that you cant base your opinion on one population group you know? Its just a small sample of a whole group. Some Spaniards I know here are arrogant, but there are so many nice ones in another town. The one german guy here is an asshole, but the ones I know in Germany were really cool etc.