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An Indian and it Pakistani entered a channelate Here. As they were may looking,
the Pakistani stola It bars. As they left me Here. the Pakistani said to the Indian:
Man I' m the bent thief, I stein It and nne saw me. You can' t beat that."
Indian replied: "You went to we something better?
Let' s go hank tn the shop and I' ll show we reel stealing."
So they went to the mu nder and the Indian said to the shopkeeper:
Do we wanna we maple ?" The replied: "fee."
The Indian said: "Give me nne chocolate bar."
The shopkeeper gave him nne. and he ate it
The Indian aland Fer a amend bar, and he ate that as well.
He awed for the third, and finshed that we ten.
The shopkeeper asked: "But where‘: the magic?"
The Indian replied: "Check in my friend‘: pocket, and yeah find all three than d .''
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#4 - cakershaker
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(01/31/2013) [-]
why do they have to be Pakistani and Indian, it has no real relevance to the story. (picture unrelated)
User avatar #12 to #4 - bitchplzzz
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Because they are dirty curry *******.
User avatar #25 to #12 - crazyhindu
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hey curry is ******* good! also the term is sand ****** or dune coon, if you're going to be an ignorant cunt do so with porper terms thank you have a nice day dont ******* come again.
#61 to #25 - iworkforlaughs
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(02/01/2013) [-]
dune coon?!!!! That is funny as hell.
User avatar #88 to #61 - crazyhindu
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yes yes indeed, one of my buddies started that one
User avatar #47 to #4 - garymotherfinoak
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(02/01/2013) [-]
the joke is the races are irrelevant
User avatar #49 to #47 - notstill
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I have a feeling that it's not actually the joke.
User avatar #26 to #4 - awesomenessdefined
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It was originally out joke.
User avatar #27 to #26 - awesomenessdefined
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*our
User avatar #38 to #4 - akkere
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I think India hates Pakistan and vice versa.

I think they actually had their own little Nuclear Gun Show for a brief time, but maybe it was just something else.
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User avatar #89 to #64 - crazyhindu
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why wouldn't indians run indian stores in india?
User avatar #16 to #4 - YllekNayr
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Probably just so they can avoid the "guy 1 and guy 2" scenario, while also avoiding it being a white guy and a black guy, so that it won't be seen as a race joke.
User avatar #14 to #4 - yunablade
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Distraction!

So you don't expect the punchline
User avatar #8 to #4 - waffies
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i think it's a joke that those nationalities would understand better, but i'd assume that Indians have a habit of screwing over pakistani's or something
User avatar #10 to #8 - crazyhindu
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no im indian and it honestly made no difference to the understanding of the joke.
#11 to #10 - waffies
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not even in some stereotypical racist manner?
User avatar #15 to #11 - crazyhindu
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nope i mean i guess what anon said cause i guess indians hate paki's but its more of a hindu hate muslim muslim hate hindu thing, but if they hated each other why are they hanging out
#13 to #11 - anon id: e16c0328
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Because Indians hate Pakistanis
#9 - waffies
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mmmmmmmmMMAGIC!
mmmmmmmmMMAGIC!
User avatar #17 to #9 - beastpwnrlol
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#28 - ccamp
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i was expecting the Indian to do something like he worked there
#80 to #28 - fodalulz
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**fodalulz rolled a random image posted in comment #2847022 at My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic ** mfw i thought the same thing
**fodalulz rolled a random image posted in comment #2847022 at My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic ** mfw i thought the same thing
User avatar #19 - Sethorein
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and the two countries have been at war ever since...
#42 - camerel
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the pakistan man got so angry he blew himself up and killed everyone. the end.
the pakistan man got so angry he blew himself up and killed everyone. the end.
#51 to #42 - iluvharrypotter
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That's a funny way of saying getting drone striked.
#56 to #42 - jgk **User deleted account**
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#21 - Cleavland Steamer
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#54 - Scythe
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what's the point of mentioning their backgrounds?
what's the point of mentioning their backgrounds?
#37 - maskedhippo
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magic
magic
User avatar #46 to #37 - koga
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.....waiting
....waiting
pppffftt hahahahaha
#2 - teranin
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#39 - ButtonFly
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