Jesus

#1 - olmesy (01/31/2013) [+] (7 replies)

Know what I really hate? When someone takes a perfectly good comic and replaces a face with a rage-comic face for no apparent reason

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#4 to #1 - EpicTie (01/31/2013) [-]

agree, no fucking point to it in this case.

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#2 to #1 - N. Korean citizen (01/31/2013) [-]

Seconding this. Shows the cancerous effect rage-comic faces have.

Whether the original face was pasted over with the rage-comic face, or if the comic had it from the start: both ideas are shoddy.

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#3 to #2 - yunogasaii (01/31/2013) [-]

Pasting rage faces over a comic is pretty lame, but as long as it's not "LE MONKEY FACE LE SAD FACE LE POKER FACE", and just a little bit, race faces can actually be funny.

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#6 to #3 - olmesy (01/31/2013) [-]

I don't like it even then. The artist of this piece can obviously draw a half decent face. He doesn't need to use a pre-made face to keep up the standard of work

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#31 to #1 - mlpokeyuan (02/01/2013) [-]

Why do people hat rage faces?

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#54 to #31 - N. Korean citizen (02/01/2013) [-]

They're extremely overused and most of them they're used incorrectly by people trying to fit in and get attention (Facebook is a great example).
Everything gets boring after a while and, the more you see it, the more annoying it starts to become.

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#10 - Cleavland Steamer (02/01/2013) [+] (5 replies)

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#15 to #10 - vanoreo (02/01/2013) [-]

Ice = water

I can walk on ice

I am 100% Jesus

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#40 to #15 - brum (02/01/2013) [-]

Ice = Frozen Water
I can walk on frozen water
I am the frozen jesus

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#28 to #10 - pwoneill (02/01/2013) [-]

I guess that thirty percent does a lot for ya

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#21 to #10 - addia (02/01/2013) [-]

Ice is 100% water, I can walk on ice.

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#36 to #21 - darkjustifier (02/01/2013) [-]

I can't even.

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#43 - elijahcrazy (02/01/2013) [+] (20 replies)

**elijahcrazy rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at The Jesus Chronicles ** who pushes jesus's boat when he gets tired.

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#47 to #43 - mane ONLINE (02/01/2013) [-]

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#48 to #47 - elijahcrazy (02/01/2013) [-]

Very rare roll indeed,

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#66 to #43 - patofeliz (02/01/2013) [-]

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#44 to #43 - elijahcrazy (02/01/2013) [-]

OMFG I ROLLED JESUS ON A JESUS THREAD. EPIC ROLL!

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#45 to #44 - elijahcrazy (02/01/2013) [-]

HE PUSHES HIS OWN BOAT WHEN HE GETS TIRED!

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#50 to #45 - dishie (02/01/2013) [-]

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#51 to #50 - elijahcrazy (02/01/2013) [-]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPE

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#58 to #51 - N. Korean citizen (02/01/2013) [-]

Die.

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#57 to #51 - yentabear (02/01/2013) [-]

yes

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#59 to #57 - elijahcrazy (02/01/2013) [-]

true, but now is not the time.

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#60 to #57 - elijahcrazy (02/01/2013) [-]

Your red thumbs don't effect me, I just roll some shit and my green thumbs will be restored.

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#61 to #60 - yentabear (02/01/2013) [-]

You had a sweet roll, but that doesn't mean you need to go batshit crazy. Other people will handle that in due time.

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#62 to #61 - elijahcrazy (02/01/2013) [-]

2 comments is batshit crazy? for getting a perfect roll? Who cares they are just useless pixels that mean nothing to me.

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#63 to #62 - yentabear (02/01/2013) [-]

You sure didn't seem to express it in that way. Anyway, I'll let you enjoy your roll. This is obviously not going anywhere.

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#64 to #63 - elijahcrazy (02/01/2013) [-]

Why, do you want it to go somewhere?

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#68 to #60 - funmanigro (02/01/2013) [-]

DO you happen to be Russian?

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#70 to #68 - elijahcrazy (02/01/2013) [-]

niet

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#71 to #70 - funmanigro (02/01/2013) [-]

are you black?

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#73 to #71 - elijahcrazy (02/01/2013) [-]

IF you want to talk lets get out of public, its just spamming.

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#72 to #71 - elijahcrazy (02/01/2013) [-]

nah mah nigga, I'm white in this hood.

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#23 - zarkaron (02/01/2013) [-]

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#5 - brokentoaster (01/31/2013) [+] (1 reply)

Sweet nip Jesus

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#25 to #5 - yoandrefj (02/01/2013) [-]

its peperoni

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#12 - AnonymousDonor (02/01/2013) [+] (5 replies)

This image was flagged 02/01/2013

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#34 to #12 - superninjacookie (02/01/2013) [-]

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#75 to #34 - beerterror (02/01/2013) [-]

what was that?

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#82 to #75 - AnonymousDonor (02/09/2013) [-]

lmao it was just a photoshopped GIF of a girl with dolphin heads for boobs

dunno why they flagged it; it's clearly just a pair of bottlenoses

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#83 to #82 - beerterror (02/09/2013) [-]

maybe they hate dolphins. They indeed are nasty fuckers sometimes.

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#80 to #75 - superninjacookie (02/01/2013) [-]

I don't even remember. I just remember thinking to myself, "Holy Jesus penis what in the fuck".

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#13 - puccypirateisback (02/01/2013) [+] (3 replies)

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#35 to #13 - johnnybtrollin (02/01/2013) [-]

But there's one they fear...
In their tongue he is JesusKiin... SAVIORBORN!

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#65 to #35 - kingarturi (02/01/2013) [-]

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#53 to #13 - N. Korean citizen (02/01/2013) [-]

In Revelations, a dragon is used to represent Satan.

So basically, yes. Jesus fought the Dragon.

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#18 - hueman (02/01/2013) [-]

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#46 - Sinless ONLINE (02/01/2013) [-]

Apparently not

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#49 - rapetape (02/01/2013) [-]

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#52 - insomniacmeat (02/01/2013) [-]

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#26 - comanderspy (02/01/2013) [+] (3 replies)

this is the only christian-relevant pic i have

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#55 to #26 - snakefire ONLINE (02/01/2013) [-]

Lol I made that

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#78 to #55 - comanderspy (02/01/2013) [-]

thanks for the pic again

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#77 to #55 - comanderspy (02/01/2013) [-]

hah! i remember you!

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#14 - smokedmeatlog (02/01/2013) [+] (2 replies)

Shouldn't he be able to turn the water into gas?

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#19 to #14 - silasdg (02/01/2013) [-]

Maybe if he turns a liquid into another liquid he turns it all into that.

In short he would be running an engine in a gasoline filled lake.

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#22 to #19 - telfyr (02/01/2013) [-]

fill the tank with water, turn all the liquid in the tank to gas

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#29 - alexsandy (02/01/2013) [-]

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#56 - matzic (02/01/2013) [-]

jesus has big nipples

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#39 - krogstrup (02/01/2013) [-]

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#76 - clownsplosion (02/01/2013) [+] (2 replies)

Jesus walks into a Roman hotel, he throws three nails on the desk and says 'put me up for the night'.

gif unrelated

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#79 to #76 - olmesy (02/01/2013) [-]

You forgot the damn gif

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#81 to #79 - clownsplosion (02/02/2013) [-]

Sorry my computer was being a shit-head
Gif is here

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#41 - sinisterainbow (02/01/2013) [-]

and then everyone has to make Jesus jokes oooof course

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#67 - cantfindausername (02/01/2013) [+] (1 reply)

Honest question:
How can there be a rule 34 of (let's say the Christian or Muslim god) a god if we don't know what they look like?
Unless I'm reeeaallly fucking slow.

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#74 to #67 - N. Korean citizen (02/01/2013) [-]

"Man was made in God's image." (or vice versa~)

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#69 to #38 - kureizikitsune (02/01/2013) [-]

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