totally owned. i about cried i laughed so hard when i heard her say that... it was around the school in a week. Me watching a fight new between a friend and his
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totally owned

i about cried i laughed so hard when i heard her say that... it was around the school in a week

Me watching a fight new
between a friend and his girlfriend t
It doesnt matter whether your
doing me or your hand itll never
last longer than a minute
this new nickname followed him his entire high
school career and on the day of his graduation
we convinced the principal to announce him as
john "the minuteman" doe
i dont feel like giving away the minutemail
secret identity so ill call him john doe)
thumb if you like this
and thanks to big tater he did most of the artwork
everything that sucks is mine... damier... including the
russian guy at the end
...
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Submitted: 05/20/2010
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#3 - Deadbabywalking **User deleted account** (05/20/2010) [+] (3 replies)
dude this totally reminds me of this insane thing that happened once. so here i was sitting on this couch, just minding my own buisness when all of the sudden this guy walks up to me. but moving away from the man this couhc was comfy as HELL. like O my god is this couch comfy. yeah it was that comfy. wait I was telling a story. anyway so this guy walks up, he was a portly man wearing a yellow base ball cap, a red shirt promoting big macs, and blue pants that had a tear in the left knee. He looked like your stereotypical rapist. i mean this guy had the pedophile beard and on top of that he had the rapist glass and i found out that it was a look that you CAN resist. so this weird guy walks up to me and he looks me dead in the eye.he says Hey.
User avatar #5 to #3 - big tater (05/20/2010) [-]
Dude it's like that one time I remember.
So the other day, just innocently being a man, I started to rape this guy. While in the heat, though, he turns around and grabs my dick. I pull out immediately and say, "DUDE!? WHAT THE **** ARE YOU, GAY!?"
User avatar #29 - bullache (05/20/2010) [-]
how many u imagined that one music scratching noise when it says music stops?
User avatar #16 - zumzizeroo (05/20/2010) [+] (1 reply)
A russian stick figure magically appeared in the last frame
User avatar #20 - AmazingBanana (05/20/2010) [+] (2 replies)
+1 thumb for original content
#22 to #20 - damiar (05/20/2010) [-]
thanks
User avatar #18 - CuteKitty (05/20/2010) [-]
John Doe... Man I miss that show
User avatar #1 - big tater (05/20/2010) [+] (1 reply)
WOOOOOO!
User avatar #38 - georgeconowitz (05/20/2010) [+] (4 replies)
i have a similar story. once, in my middle school, there was a kid who got a boner in gym class. we all called him boner fag until senior year of high school. then, when graduation came, he went up stage, took his diploma, then took a 45 out of his robe and blew his head off. funny nickname.
User avatar #31 - reptaur (05/20/2010) [-]
**reptaur rolls 16** how long it took for me to come in minutes
*close enough*
#30 - dragonatr (05/20/2010) [+] (2 replies)
lmfao...." high school career"
#24 - trogdortroy **User deleted account** (05/20/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Lol, did he like his nickname?
#25 to #24 - damiar (05/20/2010) [-]
after a while he.....no not really
#17 - asagiluna **User deleted account** (05/20/2010) [-]
that was cruel....poor guy. lol
#15 - Dglmaster (05/20/2010) [+] (1 reply)
You convinced your principal to call your "friend" minuteman? You're a douche dude.
User avatar #14 - Jacomelo (05/20/2010) [+] (1 reply)
LOL!!!!! people on here on complaining about the artwork????? WHO GIVES A **** ?? it would still be funny if it was written out in text!
#13 - BruceNorris **User deleted account** (05/20/2010) [-]
Heh, I noticed the radio says: unce unce unce unce.
#39 - Tix (05/20/2010) [-]
A kid in my mates school got a boner during sport (they did swimming at pools) ... they neva saw that kid again
#33 - StarvedSouthKorean (05/20/2010) [-]
**anonymous rolls 242,632,672**
User avatar #28 - cartmanismyhero (05/20/2010) [-]
**cartmanismyhero rolls 730,247,205**
User avatar #26 - matstripe (05/20/2010) [-]
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