We got it all backwards. not sure if repost. The meat unfair thing about life is the way it ends. t' itllort takes up a let of wet time. What do I mean, life is
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We got it all backwards

not sure if repost

The meat unfair thing about life is the way it ends.
t' itllort takes up a let of wet time. What do
I mean, life is _
we get at tha) iall, _ Kit? Death! What' s that, a bonus?
I think the life ‘. You should die first,
get it out at the way; yea live in an old age home.
iii ttet kicked out when were we young,
Iii' we get a gold watch, we gt) to work,
You work iowtvc) ears until we' re young enough to winger
your rein?" . grit. You party, we get ready for high school,
we go to grade school, we become a kid, we play,
we have no responsibilities, you become a little baby,
we go back into the womb, we spend wet last nine months
floating...
ant: i we finish off as an orgasm.
...
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Submitted: 01/30/2013
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#9 - thequeenofslime (01/31/2013) [+] (2 replies)
But...it would be your parents' orgasm.
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#4 - tredbear has deleted their comment [+] (5 replies)
#5 to #4 - derkarus ONLINE (01/31/2013) [-]
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#3 - brothergrimm (01/31/2013) [+] (1 reply)
anyone else?
#14 - beyondanon (01/31/2013) [-]
This is about as close as we'd get to it. Doesn't seem fun.
#18 - futtef (01/31/2013) [-]
...and you finish off as rape.
#1 - anonymous (01/31/2013) [+] (2 replies)
That's also not a george carlin quote it's woody allen
#21 - snaresinger (01/31/2013) [-]
"not sure if repost"   
   
   
Yeah... you could say that.
"not sure if repost"


Yeah... you could say that.
#26 - darthjangopwnz (01/31/2013) [+] (8 replies)
Actually, you'd finish off as an... Orgasm...
User avatar #28 to #26 - ferrettamer ONLINE (01/31/2013) [-]
That is what it says
#19 - thisnick (01/31/2013) [-]
It wasn't George Carlin or Woody Allen that made this quote. It was someone named Sean Morey, who performed it on the Carson Show.
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User avatar #16 - cindyloveit (01/31/2013) [-]
And then, when you're about 40 years old, you can witness your parents rise from the grave.
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#38 - stijnverheye (01/31/2013) [-]
but i don't want to crawl back in my mom's vagina(womb) and die there
#15 - killboy (01/31/2013) [-]
Yeah,let me just cover the entire screen with text.
#11 - pyra (01/31/2013) [-]
#31 - JMF (01/31/2013) [-]
#40 - felixjarl ONLINE (01/31/2013) [-]
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User avatar #30 - rel (01/31/2013) [-]
Well, we have the Curious Case of Benjamin Button.
#39 - dankong (01/31/2013) [-]
Goal of the live- get back into dad´s dick...
#25 - nebuchadnezzaurus (01/31/2013) [+] (1 reply)
But there would still be only nothingness afterwards
But there would still be only nothingness afterwards
#54 - monkeyller (01/31/2013) [+] (8 replies)
So you come back from death? I mean, where do you appear? How?
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