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We got it all backwards
not sure if repost
The meat unfair thing about life is the way it ends.
t' itllort takes up a let of wet time. What do
I mean, life is _
we get at tha) iall, _ Kit? Death! What' s that, a bonus?
I think the life ‘. You should die first,
get it out at the way; yea live in an old age home.
iii ttet kicked out when were we young,
Iii' we get a gold watch, we gt) to work,
You work iowtvc) ears until we' re young enough to winger
your rein?" . grit. You party, we get ready for high school,
we go to grade school, we become a kid, we play,
we have no responsibilities, you become a little baby,
we go back into the womb, we spend wet last nine months
floating...
ant: i we finish off as an orgasm.
t' itllort takes up a let of wet time. What do
I mean, life is _
we get at tha) iall, _ Kit? Death! What' s that, a bonus?
I think the life ‘. You should die first,
get it out at the way; yea live in an old age home.
iii ttet kicked out when were we young,
Iii' we get a gold watch, we gt) to work,
You work iowtvc) ears until we' re young enough to winger
your rein?" . grit. You party, we get ready for high school,
we go to grade school, we become a kid, we play,
we have no responsibilities, you become a little baby,
we go back into the womb, we spend wet last nine months
floating...
ant: i we finish off as an orgasm.
...
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N. Korean citizen (01/31/2013) [+]
(2 replies)
That's also not a george carlin quote it's woody allen
And then, when you're about 40 years old, you can witness your parents rise from the grave.
my uncle once said 'death must be the best, otherwise it wouldnt be saved for last.'
#25
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nebuchadnezzaurus (01/31/2013) [+]
(1 reply)
But there would still be only nothingness afterwards
#54
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monkeyller (01/31/2013) [+]
(8 replies)
So you come back from death? I mean, where do you appear? How?