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#2 - ehzio ONLINE (01/31/2013) [-]
Hitler killed a couple people by yelling at them in a foreign language
#14 - crazyglove (01/31/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I had "Eric the Slayer' for the longest time. Maybe one year or two in Skyrim days.
I gave him my best enchantments, armor and best weapons to make him the best he could be.
After about a year in Skyrim days (I think the date is 4E 203), I was trying to get all of the shouts and the graybeards weren't helping me.
So I walked all around Skyrim, looking for borrows for me to loot.
After a few hours of doing that, I realized Eric was missing. I tried waiting to see if he'd appear. He didn't.
I tried to see if he was nearby using the "aura whisper" shout. Nothing.
So I decided in my own mind he had died and I had accepted his fate.
I continued to play Skyrim until I got to about level 70. In which I needed to go to Rorikstead for something.
I decided to go into the Inn to see if the owner had anything for me to do or know of some rumors.
When I walked in, there he was. Eric. Sitting on a chair, eating some bread.
I walked up to him and tried to speak with him. It wouldn't let me. I couldn't even pickpocket him.
He'd always say the usual greetings everyone else says like "Did you need something?"
I commanded him to do things, that still worked. But he never followed me. I tried everything from "Fus Ro Dah"ing him outta the chair and bringing him outside.
To this day he sits in that Inn. With all the clothes and weapons I gave him. As if he didn't even know me. I haven't had any other followers since his assumed "Death" and I don't think I will ever have any other followers.
#1 - scooba ONLINE (01/31/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#17 - BerryLicious (01/31/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Lydia didn't last long with me. I was a bit of a noob to begin with (weren't we all once?) and ended up killing her by accident in one of the vampire caves. I couldn't be bothered with reloading and saving her, as her "I'm sworn to carry your burdens" sarcasm pissed me off.
Anyway.
I found Sven in Riverwood and decided he's make a fine companion, so off we set. I gained around 20 levels with him by my side, encountering many hilarious adventures which included Sven being launched into the air by a giant, and stabbing a guard in the arse when I was under attack for resisting arrest. We grew close.
Until one day I he got in my way in his eagerness to protect me as I let off a fire spell. He died. As with comment #12, I hadn't saved for hours, and therefore wimped out of reloading. However, I took off his helmet, dragged him into the dragon priest's coffin and covered him with the flowers and jewels I had in my inventory.
I said my goodbyes and have walked Skyrim alone ever since.
User avatar #37 - endface (01/31/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Get bored playing Skyrim.
Go to Dragonsreach.
Start shooting miscellaneous objects with arrows to see what happens.
Shoot jug.
It goes flying across the building and hits a guard in the head.
Guard turns around and pulls out sword.
OH **** .
Guard puts sword away.
I shouldn't be alive.
#21 - turretbuddy (01/31/2013) [+] (3 replies)
OP didn't get the full version.
#3 - mr skeltal (01/31/2013) [+] (1 reply)
What was the sad dog quest? The one with Barnabus or whoever?
User avatar #5 to #3 - cameronisepic (01/31/2013) [-]
Meeko, he's found sitting next to his dead owner for god knows how long, you can recruit him and if you have Hearthfire, get your kids to adopt him.
User avatar #45 - quitethedelicacy (01/31/2013) [-]
Life time companion dies
Open console
>resurrect
All done

PC master race.
#20 - bigbaddrag (01/31/2013) [+] (1 reply)
that feel when you want to step on a pressure plate to see what it does, but you have the perk that stops you from setting off pressure plates
User avatar #19 - MitsukiOokami (01/31/2013) [+] (1 reply)
It's been a long time since I've last played skyrim... What's the sad dog again?
#4 - waffies ONLINE (01/31/2013) [-]
The yelling in a foreign language one got me to giggle like a small child
The yelling in a foreign language one got me to giggle like a small child
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User avatar #8 - giveupnow (01/31/2013) [+] (1 reply)
My character went 5 months on skyrim without sleeping.
#13 to #8 - mr skeltal (01/31/2013) [-]
skyrim, not even once.
User avatar #59 - heimskr (02/08/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Talos the mighty! Talos the unerring! Talos the unassailable! To you we give praise!
We are but maggots, writhing in the filth of our own corruption! While you have ascended from the dung of mortality, and now walk among the stars!
But you were once man! Aye! And as man, you said, "Let me show you the power of Talos Stormcrown, born of the North, where my breath is long winter. I breathe now, in royalty, and reshape this land which is mine. I do this for you, Red Legions, for I love you." [note 1]
Aye, love. Love! Even as man, great Talos cherished us. For he saw in us, in each of us, the future of Skyrim! The future of Tamriel!
And there it is, friends! The ugly truth! We are the children of man! Talos is the true god of man! Ascended from flesh, to rule the realm of spirit!
The very idea is inconceivable to our Elven overlords! Sharing the heavens with us? With man? Ha! They can barely tolerate our presence on earth!
Today, they take away your faith. But what of tomorrow? Do the elves take your homes? Your businesses? Your children? Your very lives?
And what does the Empire do? Nothing! Nay, worse than nothing! The Imperial machine enforces the will of the Thalmor! Against its own people!
So rise up! Rise up, children of the Empire! Rise up, Stormcloaks! Embrace the word of mighty Talos, he who is both man and Divine!
For we are the children of man! And we shall inherit both the heavens and the earth! And we, not the Elves or their toadies, will rule Skyrim! Forever!
Terrible and powerful Talos! We, your unworthy servants, give praise! For only through your grace and benevolence may we truly reach enlightenment!
And deserve our praise you do, for we are one! Ere you ascended and the Eight became Nine, you walked among us, great Talos, not as god, but as man!
Trust in me, Whiterun! Trust in the words of Heimskr! For I am the chosen of Talos! I alone have been anointed by the Ninth to spread his holy word!
User avatar #54 - wholesomeburn (02/06/2013) [-]
So I am a very conjurific character, summon elementals to assist me, raise the dead after my summoned aids died, maybe fling a ice-bolt or two if the fight isn't going well, ect... I never had any companions. I don't know why, but I don't like companions, they tend to get in my way right as I try to summon something or throw blasts of magical energy at a hapless target. So, I decided to make up a backstory for my character, his name is Ferno Spellwrought, and his parents were both conjurers. But since they dealt with daedra, undead, and astronachs, everyone in the village avoided him, his parents, and their home. One day, after a random spell-caster unleashed a daedra-lord in the middle of town, the entire town blamed his parents for the act, and formed a angry mob. They set fire to his home, his parents handed him a single tome and told him to run, that they would find him after it was safe, he never saw them ever again, he waited for days for them to arrive, and they never did. After a whole week, he finally admitted defeat, he was ready to die, but before he keeled over, he took a peak inside the tome. It was a "summon Familiar" spell, he then realized his parents knew they wouldn't survive, they gave him this tome so that he would have something to protect him... He practiced, trained, improved upon his mastery over the conjuring arts, all the while his loyal new familiar, "fang" accompanied him all the while. He moved from town-to-town, people saw him as a daedra-worshiping cultist, they shunned him, but he didn't care. All he needed was Fang, and he would ride out their constant dissaproval of him...
User avatar #31 - archangel (01/31/2013) [-]
"kill several people by yelling a them in a foreign language"
the germans kept trying this is world war 2 they got so fustrated with the invincibility of their supposed victims they shot them with the gun they were holding
#22 - englman (01/31/2013) [-]
Thanks to the glorious gift of mods, and total Mastery over Magicka, I just resurrect anyone that dies.
#16 - ravyen (01/31/2013) [-]
Who the hell takes an hour to kill a frost troll?
#6 - thebigdude (01/31/2013) [-]
you can marry lydia
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