Human Facts. Not Mine, Just sharing. FACT ABOUTIT YOUR MMI HAS THE POTENTIAL Til REMEMBER EVERYTHING YOU HAVE EVER EXPERIENCED. READ. AND SEEN. THE ONLY PROBLEM
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FACT ABOUTIT
YOUR MMI HAS THE POTENTIAL Til
REMEMBER EVERYTHING YOU HAVE EVER
EXPERIENCED. READ. AND SEEN.
THE ONLY PROBLEM IS YOU CAN T RECALL
if, BUT ITS ALL Bl THERE
SOMEWHERE.
YOUR BODY IS CONSTANTLY REPLACING
CELLS. SO MUCH SO Bl FACT. YOU HAVE A
COMPLETELY DIFFERENT BODY
THAN YOU DID SEVEN YEARS AGO.
THE AMOUNT OF INFORMATION YOUR
BRAIN till HOLD IS Kl. TO BE
UP n I GOO TERABYTES. THE IBM SUPER
COMPUTER WATSON. THE ONE
tiill' ' lolilol' t (lillol' AGAINST
OF RAM WHAT A )
WITH THE SPERM Bl YOUR TESTICLES
RIGHT NOW (GUYS). YOU MIM
REPOPULATE DALLAS. AND IT WOULD
TAKE YOU ti MONTHS TO REPOPULATE
THE ENTIRE PLANET.
EVERYONE Bl YOUR DREAMS
YOU HAVE SEEN WHILE AWAKE
AT SOME POINT IN YOUR LIFE.
Bl YOUR LIFETIME YOU WILL EAT
ABOUT TONS FOOD
so or
YOU FAT BASTARDO
TO EXERCISE YOUR LEGS THE SAME
AMOUNT OF EXERCISE YOUR EYES GET.
YOU WOULD NEED TO WALK MILES A
EVERY DAY.
YOUR BODY WEIGHT" IN DEAD SKIN.
YOUR HAIR GROWS ABOUT ll MM
III TIMI (NONI III PINS I III)
POUND nil POUND. WHEN YOU
WERE t BABY YOU WERE
STRONGER THAN AN (Ill,
nil REACT AT SPEEDS OF In MPH.
ASIDE FROM BURNING. YOUR HAIR IS SO
TS BASICALLY
25, , CELLS OF YOU DIED
WHILE YOU READ THIS SENTENCE
BUT YOUR BODY MADE
BOO ) l MORE OF
EM TODAY SO DONT WORRY)
YOU WERE ONE CELL
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Submitted: 01/30/2013
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#1 - teranin ONLINE (01/30/2013) [-]
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User avatar #6 - blasthardcheese (01/31/2013) [-]
Hopefully the first one is correct. I have two exams today.
And what the **** am I doing on FunnyJunk?
User avatar #4 - tenboxes (01/31/2013) [-]
took me a while to find the "an" in the last sentence
User avatar #3 - dillonanthony (01/30/2013) [-]
Actually the brain is believed to have 2.5 Petabytes of storage capacity.
And 250,000 TB of RAM
Even though the brain isn't binary based.. You can't exactly make a comparison.
#2 - deprived (01/30/2013) [-]
50 tons of food in lifetime? Please, thats my daily meal
User avatar #5 - wargames (01/31/2013) [-]
You would have to be quite the stud to repopulate the planet in 6 months. Although most of the planet would be inbreed in only a few generations
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