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Friends vs Best friend
Men communicate by insulting each other, but they don't really mean it.
Women communicate by complimenting each other, but they don't really mean it, either
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>friend gives me cookie
"Thanks, man"
>Best friend gives me cookie
"What did you do to it?"
"Thanks, man"
>Best friend gives me cookie
"What did you do to it?"
#2
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larsravn (01/30/2013) [+]
(4 replies)
I cant talk to my best friend without calling him a whore or faggot. Known eachother all life
A good friend will bail you out of prison.
Your best friend will be in the cell next to you saying "What the fuck happened last night?"
Your best friend will be in the cell next to you saying "What the fuck happened last night?"
*Greeting bewteen friends*
>Hey, man
>Hey, what's up?
*Greeting between best friends*
>Hey faggot, where do you think you're going?
>What the fuck did you just say to me you cunt?
>You heard me, cocksucker
*Commence 30 minute brawl*
>So we still on for friday night?
>Hellz yea!
>Hey, man
>Hey, what's up?
*Greeting between best friends*
>Hey faggot, where do you think you're going?
>What the fuck did you just say to me you cunt?
>You heard me, cocksucker
*Commence 30 minute brawl*
>So we still on for friday night?
>Hellz yea!
Friend has a haircut
You look good
Best friend has a haircut
You look like a fucking idiot.
You look good
Best friend has a haircut
You look like a fucking idiot.
Translation of the guy on the right :
"I miss you the most, brother... get back here"
"I miss you the most, brother... get back here"
#14
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ishotthedeputy (01/31/2013) [+]
(1 reply)
Thanks for letting me know what a best friend is. Really didn't know until you enlightened me you piece of shit
Immature best friends have 80% of their conversation with 'your mom'
#47
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N. Korean citizen (01/31/2013) [-]
sleeping over at a friend's
"good night"
"good night, the bathroom is to the right"
sleeping over at best friend's
"dont fuck with me when im out"
"not going to happen"
wake up to his fart
"good night"
"good night, the bathroom is to the right"
sleeping over at best friend's
"dont fuck with me when im out"
"not going to happen"
wake up to his fart
>friend
'sup brah'
>Best friend
'What's up you worthless piece of horse dick?'
'sup brah'
>Best friend
'What's up you worthless piece of horse dick?'
#50
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maxsexington ONLINE (01/31/2013) [-]
> be on college night out
> hanging with best mate and his gf
>they go dancing while i drink
>keep drinking chancing my arm at the ugly hound dog
>Im 2 polluted on drink to form words
>Get up in mid convo and just head bk to dorm
>wake up to find my Mate gf on my couch
> She caught him cheating by the toilets, he says "wasnt me" while bitch is hanging off him
>tell her " i bet that he's sorry for the pain that he caused, for whatever reason what he did made no sense at all"
>SHAGGY
> they talk it out later that day
>meanwhile i put instant gravy in the head of his shower cap and glitter in his shampoo
>thats what friends are for
> hanging with best mate and his gf
>they go dancing while i drink
>keep drinking chancing my arm at the ugly hound dog
>Im 2 polluted on drink to form words
>Get up in mid convo and just head bk to dorm
>wake up to find my Mate gf on my couch
> She caught him cheating by the toilets, he says "wasnt me" while bitch is hanging off him
>tell her " i bet that he's sorry for the pain that he caused, for whatever reason what he did made no sense at all"
>SHAGGY
> they talk it out later that day
>meanwhile i put instant gravy in the head of his shower cap and glitter in his shampoo
>thats what friends are for
#43
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N. Korean citizen (01/31/2013) [-]
Especially when they (women) talk with the "kissy" lips. Then you know whatever they said really means: "Die, you bitch!".
Wait so when my friend told me to die last month I should not have killed him... damn