Hotel Pranks

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(01/30/2013)[-]

>purchase raw chicken, chalk, ketchup and a knife
>make a pentagram on the floor.
>put bloody chicken on floor with knife in it.
>?????
>profit,

#6 to #5 - kachingga

Reply+32

(01/31/2013)[-]

Or just sacrifice a live chicken to Satan.

#19 to #5 - trojanmannn

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(01/31/2013)[-]

Two people favorited your comment. That equals two people that told themselves they were going to do it, but we all know they aren't

#21 - notandytags

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(01/31/2013)[-]

#31 to #21 - udo

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(01/31/2013)[-]

HE USED TO LIFT.

#59 to #21 - azijay

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(01/31/2013)[-]

Wow, looks like he's Charmin Ultra Strong

#2 - tylerconnell

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(01/30/2013)[-]

#9 - forevertrombone

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(01/31/2013)[-]

> On a nice trip to Savannah, Georgia with friends
> Make delicious brownies for trip
> End up not eating brownies and leave them in bag all trip
> They melt and morph into lumpy, brown glob
> Leave bag in bath tub with note on it saying toilet was broken
> Many lawlz were had

<--- the maid's face when

#11 to #9 - isaacshadow

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(01/31/2013)[-]

:D my day? It is made now.

#34 to #9 - sonnypistol

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(01/31/2013)[-]

Savannah?? (left 4 dead 2 :D)

#14 - ovary

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(01/31/2013)[-]

>**** on floor
>Wait until maid comes to clean room
>Burn down hotel
>Laugh

#23 to #14 - hillbillypowpow

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(01/31/2013)[-]

does it have to be in that order?

#17 to #14 - HarvietheDinkle

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(01/31/2013)[-]

it's foolproof

#13 - douevensax

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(01/31/2013)[-]

100% true, not 4Chan ripoff.
>be 7
>in hotel room with 13-year-old sister
>also have 5-year-old sister
>watching hotel cable
>sister claims she needs to poop
>tell her to go
>mean bathroom
>she didn't know.
>starts squirting out liquid
>older sis grab her and lead her to bathroom
>a trail of melted kisses lead to it
>since I was there, we left her nasty underwear on
>put her in tub and start water
>with excellent timing, there's room service
>sister debates with herself and decided to let her in
>memory is too foggy to remember her reaction
>MFW the whole situation

#18 to #13 - Zyklone

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(01/31/2013)[-]

anti climactic asshole

#36 to #13 - TheUsername

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(01/31/2013)[-]

Wait what?

#22 to #13 - hillbillypowpow

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(01/31/2013)[-]

This kills the man

#20 - Thrawnboo

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(01/31/2013)[-]

#43 - ggdhindo

Reply+18

(01/31/2013)[-]

No,No,No,No,No, No, No, No ,No I Clean... ok

#24 - pedobearsepicness

Reply+18

(01/31/2013)[-]

Okay, creepypasta time.

Now, bear in mind, i was tripping intense ballsack the first time i heard this.

A man was driving home from a business trip. It was about 1:00 am, and he decides that he would buy a motel room. He spots a motel in a small town, and buys a room. When he got the keys from the front desk, the woman behind the desk told him,"Have a nice stay, but do not look in the room with no numbers." The man says, "Okay." and goes to bed. He wakes up the next morning to find that it was a winter storm outside, and couldnt make it home. On the way back to his room, he sees the door with no numbers. He decided that he would avoid the temptation, and went back to his room. The next day, he walks past the door, and decides to look through the peep hole. He sees nothing out of the ordinary but a woman in all white sitting in the corner of the room. The next day he looks through the peep hole again, and sees nothing but a bright red light. He heads over to the front desk. He asks the woman, "Whats in that room with no numbers?" he asks. "You didnt look in there did you?" she asks, "Yeah, why?" he says in return. "A woman was killed in that room by her husband and has haunted that room for decades." she said. " Oh, what does she look like?" he asks. " She wears all white, and her eyes glow bright red."

<mfw my friend told me this for the first time

#27 to #24 - thorsragnarok

Reply+15

(01/31/2013)[-]

>be dude right after front desk lady tells story.
>run to room with no numbers
>break down door **** bitch
>get killed by ghost after sex
>didn't die a virgin.
>alpha as ****

#39 to #24 - garymuthafuknoak

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(01/31/2013)[-]

You can look through the peep hole goes both ways? wut

#26 to #24 - smokeythbear

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(01/31/2013)[-]

Pretty good, creeped me out untill the end after "What does she look like?" idk, it just ended abruptly and wasnt a scary ending xD

#29 to #26 - sirblank

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(01/31/2013)[-]

Well, if he looked in and saw but a bright red light then she was looking back out the peephole at him. It makes it seem a little scarier if you think about it.

#32 to #29 - smokeythbear

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(01/31/2013)[-]

OH MY ******* **** ******* **** ****.... HOLY ******* **********. I DIDNT READ THE LINE "He sees nothin but a bright red light"

Thank you for ruining my night <333 xD

#49 to #24 - CookieKing

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(01/31/2013)[-]

#37 to #24 - evilanakie

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(01/31/2013)[-]

oooo creepy pasta lemme get the popcorn