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#166 - lastblackops
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(01/31/2013) [-]
Dubs decides what i say ( she lives to far away to just go see and we've only know eachother for about a week)
#213 to #166 - lastblackops
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(01/31/2013) [-]
guys i started this in another thread and i someone got dubs first here are the results
www.funnyjunk.com/advice/51712#51712
#202 to #166 - xpsychotoastx
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(01/31/2013) [-]
**xpsychotoastx rolls 33** cum nuggets
#211 to #202 - memberforcontent
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This could only show that he is alpha enough to not give a **** what she thinks. She will be so impressed by this display to drive to lastblackops house, while he's in the middle of lifting, to blow him for three days straight. Nice try, but your plan to undermine this man's efforts have failed.
#200 to #166 - phex
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#198 to #166 - anon
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**anonymous rolls 57**
I don’t give a **** who you are or where you live. You can count on me to be there to bring your ******* life to a hellish end. I’ll put you in so much ******* pain that it’ll make Jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a ******* back massage on a tropical island. I don’t give a **** how many reps you have or how tough you are IRL, how well you can fight, or how many ******* guns you own to protect yourself. I’ll ******* show up at your house when you aren’t home. I’ll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You’re going to start stressing the **** out, your blood pressure will triple, and you’ll have a ******* heart attack. You’ll go to the hospital for a heart operation, and the last thing you’ll see when you’re being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you, dressed like a doctor. When you wake up after being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You’ll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home I’ll run you over with my ******* car out of no where and kill you. I just want you to know how easily I could ******* destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I’d rather go to a great ****** length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing ******* hell. It’s too late to save yourself, but don’t bother committing suicide either… I’ll ******* resuscitate you and kill you again myself you bitch-faced phaggot. Welcome to hell, population: you
#196 to #166 - iloveabigpenisinth
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**iloveabigpenisinth rolls 35** If you were toast i love to butter you in my semen
#195 to #166 - lastblackops
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this one is no longer active
#191 to #166 - iloveabigpenisinth
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**iloveabigpenisinth rolls 42** i wish to peel you like a orange
#185 to #166 - sojerboy
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**sojerboy rolls 83**
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in guerilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ******. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little ****. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.
#182 to #166 - thedynamicman
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(01/31/2013) [-]
**thedynamicman rolls 31** I'm right outside your window
#180 to #166 - sojerboy
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(01/31/2013) [-]
**sojerboy rolls 60**

I liek turtles
#175 to #166 - assrumps
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(01/31/2013) [-]
**assrumps rolls 76** My Penis longs for your vagina...
#170 to #166 - twofreegerbils
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(01/31/2013) [-]
**twofreegerbils rolls 13**
Will you give me a rimjob?
#168 to #166 - anon
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**anonymous rolls 52**

So, are you into anal? I've given it a few times, but I've gotten it myself a lot more.