Metal. yeah.. if anyone wants it
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#3 - cammyT (01/30/2013) [-]
if anyone wants it
User avatar #5 to #3 - ohnomynamedoesntfi (01/30/2013) [-]
Its pointing to your own username....
#12 to #5 - cammyT (01/30/2013) [-]
****		 sake
**** sake
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#40 - skrubadubdub (01/30/2013) [-]
this is actually supported by my favorite bible verse.
2Hesitations 6:5-8 "hey guys, don't listen to metal. it doesn't exist yet. but when it does im gonna really dislike it. so don't listen to it ok? thanks"
#16 - drl ONLINE (01/30/2013) [-]
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#11 - jari (01/30/2013) [-]
I think it's ok that god hates metal music.
I think it's ok that god hates metal music.
User avatar #45 to #11 - dbBlues (01/30/2013) [-]
Who is this mother ****** with the photogenic smile I keep seeing everywhere?
User avatar #47 to #45 - iaskedalexandria (01/30/2013) [-]
Varg Vikernes. He is living proof that a black metal fan cannot smile until they are sentenced to twenty-one years in prison for killing their bandmate and setting a church on fire.
User avatar #48 to #47 - dbBlues (01/30/2013) [-]
Wait, is that gif actually from the sentencing?
User avatar #53 to #48 - iaskedalexandria (01/30/2013) [-]
Yes it is :)
#10 - uranoob (01/30/2013) [-]
Ok, so I listen to Metal, and have a story pretty much directly related to this.    
I was going down the road listening to some Veil of Maya, and I didn't realize it, but there was 2 of those bicycle Jehovas Witnesses passing me. I had my windows down, and apparently they thought sticking their head in my 			*******		 window was a smart idea.    
So, I damn near punched one of them in the face.    
His exact words: "You know this music is the work of demon possessed satan worshipers, right?"   
My reaction: I put on '			****		 Your God' by Deicide, laughed and drove off.   
Now, I'm generally tolerant of other peoples religions, but when you say metal is devils music, you cross a line. It's regular music, made by regular people who have talent and want to use it constructively.    
Not people that you say are possessed by evil spirits. Idiots.   
GIF related: The most metal thing in my folder.
Ok, so I listen to Metal, and have a story pretty much directly related to this.
I was going down the road listening to some Veil of Maya, and I didn't realize it, but there was 2 of those bicycle Jehovas Witnesses passing me. I had my windows down, and apparently they thought sticking their head in my ******* window was a smart idea.
So, I damn near punched one of them in the face.
His exact words: "You know this music is the work of demon possessed satan worshipers, right?"
My reaction: I put on ' **** Your God' by Deicide, laughed and drove off.
Now, I'm generally tolerant of other peoples religions, but when you say metal is devils music, you cross a line. It's regular music, made by regular people who have talent and want to use it constructively.
Not people that you say are possessed by evil spirits. Idiots.
GIF related: The most metal thing in my folder.
#19 to #10 - chuckey (01/30/2013) [-]
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User avatar #20 to #10 - hitlersoneballsack (01/30/2013) [-]
I have checked Satan's iPod and he has some metal and also some nk pop (north Korean pop)
User avatar #13 to #10 - tkfourtwoone (01/30/2013) [-]
You should have just punched the ************ in his face. Basically he was invading your private property.
#8 - anon (01/30/2013) [-]
******* religious nutters making the rest of humanity look bad
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#24 - neoexdeath ONLINE (01/30/2013) [-]
Actually, I really just ******* hate Autotune. Everything else is fine...except for Polka, **** Polka.
#18 - classicvictory (01/30/2013) [-]
I DONT CARE WHAT GOD LIKES!!!
#62 - grandtheftkoala **User deleted account** (01/30/2013) [-]
#42 - paintplayer (01/30/2013) [-]
MFW when I'm a dedicated Catholic and love death metal because it sounds good.
User avatar #23 - redneckhokage (01/30/2013) [-]
Demon Hunter
For Today
Devil wears Prada
As i Lay Dying
all Christian metal bands, yea im sure God doesnt hate metal.
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#38 to #23 - anon (01/30/2013) [-]
Eternal Decision, christian Thrash Metal band. The singer sounds exactly like old school James Hetfield from Metallica
User avatar #52 to #38 - gunslayer (01/30/2013) [-]
WTF? Christian thrash? Why do christians want to interpret every single ******* musical genre in existience? What the hell does chrstian Thraash even TALK about?

So we mosh with the wrath of god? Or what the **** ? Because seriously, I can't picture it.
User avatar #59 to #23 - vegglampe (01/30/2013) [-]
7 Horns 7 Eyes is possibly some of the best bands to release a CD last year.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=NG9eyTDS83c
User avatar #61 to #23 - uhidk (01/30/2013) [-]
and they all suck. coincidence?
User avatar #63 to #23 - anonywolftroll (01/30/2013) [-]
I love you for naming As I Lay Dying
(I don't care what people think, I ******* love them)
User avatar #70 to #63 - watermelonkittie ONLINE (01/31/2013) [-]
I'm really digging their song "condemned" Could you give me more songs of them with that style/feel?
User avatar #74 to #70 - anonywolftroll (01/31/2013) [-]
Well, idk what kind of "feel" fou mean, but songs from them with the same style are probably: Wasted words, comfort betrays, confined, within destruction, (you could check out all songs from The Powerless Rise, which condemned is from, because each album has teir own sound to it, so that should work), through struggle, defender, wrath upon ourselves (not really the same style, but one of my absolute favorite songs), empty hearts.
User avatar #76 to #74 - watermelonkittie ONLINE (01/31/2013) [-]
Thanks man, I will definately check em out
User avatar #77 to #76 - anonywolftroll (01/31/2013) [-]
\m/ stay metal, man. (btw, if you like aild, youalso might check out Caliban, Parkwa drive and Killswitch Engage, they're all in the same genre/league)
User avatar #79 to #77 - watermelonkittie ONLINE (01/31/2013) [-]
Never really liked Killswitch Engage much. Never really digged it.
User avatar #82 to #79 - anonywolftroll (01/31/2013) [-]
oh okay, fine by me.
#21 - jasonthedragon (01/30/2013) [-]
love doom, love stoner, love whatever, don't care about the religious butthurt others get.
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User avatar #64 to #21 - uhidk (01/30/2013) [-]
someone else on FJ that likes stoner/doom?

sick.
#28 to #21 - schnofi (01/30/2013) [-]
Best band ever.
User avatar #17 - moshthun (01/30/2013) [-]
Best wingman ever.
#58 - kaarvaag (01/30/2013) [-]
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#29 - Xepheros (01/30/2013) [-]
Metal? This guy's a crustie.
User avatar #35 to #29 - ljxjlos ONLINE (01/30/2013) [-]
Thought so to, but most People can´t difference between this Stuff...lucky doesn´t annoy me to much because I listen to both:D
User avatar #36 to #29 - nucularwar (01/30/2013) [-]
Crustie's love metal
#72 to #36 - Xepheros (01/31/2013) [-]
Depends on where you live. I'm a crustie living in Sweden, and most crusties and kängare (käng = what's simply called d-beat raw-punk in english, as with disclose) hate metal.
User avatar #78 to #72 - nucularwar (01/31/2013) [-]
It probably depends on what type of metal, original crust takes tons of inspiration from Motorhead, plus it's basically the punk version of black metal
#80 to #78 - Xepheros (01/31/2013) [-]
Yeah that's true. Musically, crust takes alot from black metal. In terms of content and ideas though, they're pretty different. But, there's blackened crust too, which blurs the line even further.
User avatar #81 to #80 - nucularwar (01/31/2013) [-]
Oh yeah, when you get extreme enough in both genres the only difference is half of them sing about Satan and Vikings and the other sing about social issues around them.

I use "sing" in the loosest sense of the word.
#83 to #81 - Xepheros (01/31/2013) [-]
Pretty much. That's why I prefer the crust-side of the spectrum generally. I can't take the whole satanism-fetish within aspects of the metal subgenres seriously whatsoever. I'm perfectly fine with philosophical lyrics too, such as topics related to existentialism and the human condition, but alot of the lyrics in black metal is just silly and pretentious.
User avatar #84 to #83 - nucularwar (01/31/2013) [-]
Yeah, sometimes (Black Sabbath) it's done thoughtfully or tastefully, but most of the time it's just like "Hail Satan **** yeah"
#85 to #84 - Xepheros (01/31/2013) [-]
Oh, alot of the time it's done tastefully and well thought-through, like alot of doom metal bands (which I'd call Black Sabbath to be hoenst), and pretty much all post-metal bands that use vocals. Black metal, however, is a terrible subgenre if you're an intelligent adult that enjoys lyrics that are written with any purpose other than provocation.
User avatar #86 to #85 - nucularwar (01/31/2013) [-]
Yeah, they're only not called doom because they're the original metal.
I tend to agree. it's almost laughable to listen to, especially Burzum
#87 to #86 - Xepheros (02/01/2013) [-]
Don't even get me started on Burzum. I have literally zero respect for that neo-nazi murderer scumbag Varg Vikernes, how anyone could ever respect that guy is totally beyond me...
User avatar #88 to #87 - nucularwar (02/01/2013) [-]
Like i said, it's laughable how bad that music is
#26 - responsibletim (01/30/2013) [-]
I'M THE DEVIL I LOVE METAL.
User avatar #60 - jdonaldson (01/30/2013) [-]
The earth is only 6000 years old and Dinosaur bones where put there by the devil to test our faith........ The devil created science too...... My logic is irrefutable.......
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