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#5 - pyra (01/30/2013) [-]
Because orange is the best color
#15 to #5 - gibroner (01/30/2013) [-]
***** please!!! Everybody knows orange is just the retarded bastard child of that magnificent king of colors red and that filthy whore yellow!!! Red is the master color!!
#31 to #15 - yentabear (01/30/2013) [-]
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little red? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my set in the crayon box, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Green, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in colour warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire crayola armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another colour. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this paper, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the paper? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of colours across the paper and your colour is being traced right now so you better prepare for the Tipp-Ex, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, colour. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can erase you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare Tipp-Ex. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed colouring, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United Paper Marine Colours and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the piece of paper, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” colour was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn red. I will **** blue all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.
User avatar #13 to #5 - stupidpancakes **User deleted account** (01/30/2013) [-]
I have no idea what that feather is supposed to be from, but I thumbed up anyway because orange is also my favorite color.
#12 to #5 - DerpScout (01/30/2013) [-]
GREEN IS BEST!
User avatar #26 to #12 - ryapr (01/30/2013) [-]
Green is not a creative color.
#34 to #26 - haunterbrony **User deleted account** (01/30/2013) [-]
Was that really necessary?
User avatar #20 to #12 - warzon (01/30/2013) [-]
But reds the fastest.
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