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#5 - pyra (01/30/2013) [-]
Because orange is the best color
#15 to #5 - gibroner (01/30/2013) [-]
Nigga please!!! Everybody knows orange is just the retarded bastard child of that magnificent king of colors red and that filthy whore yellow!!! Red is the master color!!
#31 to #15 - yentabear ONLINE (01/30/2013) [-]
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little red? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my set in the crayon box, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Green, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in colour warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire crayola armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another colour. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this paper, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the paper? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of colours across the paper and your colour is being traced right now so you better prepare for the Tipp-Ex, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, colour. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can erase you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare Tipp-Ex. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed colouring, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United Paper Marine Colours and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the piece of paper, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” colour was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn red. I will shit blue all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
User avatar #13 to #5 - stupidpancakes **User deleted account** (01/30/2013) [-]
I have no idea what that feather is supposed to be from, but I thumbed up anyway because orange is also my favorite color.
#12 to #5 - DerpScout ONLINE (01/30/2013) [-]
User avatar #26 to #12 - ryapr (01/30/2013) [-]
Green is not a creative color.
#34 to #26 - haunterbrony **User deleted account** (01/30/2013) [-]
Was that really necessary?
User avatar #20 to #12 - warzon (01/30/2013) [-]
But reds the fastest.
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