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#58
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biggydy (01/30/2013) [-] >Be me
>Be 16
>Overweight and barely leave the house
>Just one friend
>"Oh god what am i doing with my life"
>Go to Football (or soccer) school
>Want to play in a professional team
>It's a little bit late for that
>Get depressed because i won't achieve my biggest dream
>Start playing videogames all day and eating fast food
>Fat and barely leave the house, again
>"Oh god what am i doing with my life"
>Repeat infinitely
That, lady's and gentlemens, is my life.
>Be 16
>Overweight and barely leave the house
>Just one friend
>"Oh god what am i doing with my life"
>Go to Football (or soccer) school
>Want to play in a professional team
>It's a little bit late for that
>Get depressed because i won't achieve my biggest dream
>Start playing videogames all day and eating fast food
>Fat and barely leave the house, again
>"Oh god what am i doing with my life"
>Repeat infinitely
That, lady's and gentlemens, is my life.
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N. Korean citizen (01/30/2013) [-]
Yeah, nah, you did not get depressed, you are just a whiny bitch that makes up excuses to stay a lazy fat slob. You must really be retarded if you start eating fast food and playing video games all day because you cannot play on a professional football team, it is just an excuse you use to justify wasting your life.
This was not a pep talk, I do not care what happens to you, It is probably natural selection at work. You are a fucking retard, go fuck yourself.
This was not a pep talk, I do not care what happens to you, It is probably natural selection at work. You are a fucking retard, go fuck yourself.
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cloughie (01/30/2013) [-] It's never too late to join a professional team.
Didier Drogba only got his first professional contract at the age of 21.
In fact, at 16 you're still at a prime age to being able to get into most academies. It's ridiculous the amount of people who didn't show much potential in their early years yet succeeded later in life.
Now go do it, faggot!
Didier Drogba only got his first professional contract at the age of 21.
In fact, at 16 you're still at a prime age to being able to get into most academies. It's ridiculous the amount of people who didn't show much potential in their early years yet succeeded later in life.
Now go do it, faggot!
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N. Korean citizen (01/30/2013) [-]
oh boo hoo on you being fat.
I wanted to become a naval aviator, but due to my a close friend committing suicide i needed to go through therapy because of how depressed i was
that and i wear glasses
No matter what grades I get or what physical tests I may pass, my history won't allow me to do what my dream is.
YOU can make a difference because it's your future you fat fuck. Don't give up!
I wanted to become a naval aviator, but due to my a close friend committing suicide i needed to go through therapy because of how depressed i was
that and i wear glasses
No matter what grades I get or what physical tests I may pass, my history won't allow me to do what my dream is.
YOU can make a difference because it's your future you fat fuck. Don't give up!
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N. Korean citizen (01/30/2013) [-]
"Look at me, I lack basic human emotions and go online bragging about it like it makes me a cool."
Face it, you have emotional issues or you are just trying to look like a "toughguy" online, which is pretty fucking pathetic. And acting retarded is not trolling, if you were trying.
Face it, you have emotional issues or you are just trying to look like a "toughguy" online, which is pretty fucking pathetic. And acting retarded is not trolling, if you were trying.
