Irony

But the gas is off

How do you know it's not colorless and poisoning the class as they took the picture?

Because that's not how those valves work.

I know, I've had them in chemistry class, but you can't write a funny comment with the truth can ya?

Of course you can.

Dude, stop arguing, they are rhetorical questions, I do not expect, and am not willing to give answers. Oh, please, leave me alone! I just want to fap in peace!

10/10 would read again
my turn
>2nd year in school
>burning wax for some reason (it was a true expermient i just dont remember why)
>on clear order not to hold it in there to long because itd spew out of the tube
>hold it in
>nothing happens
>hold it in
>NOTHING HAPPENS
>get angry and hold it in a littlebit to long
>was is now everywhere on the ceiling and window behind me
>tfw theres still a bit of was on the ceiling to this day

Next:

>On chemics class in 2nd year
>We are told for an experiment to create alcohol lamps
>basically a glass container, alcohol, a wick and a lighter.
> Instructions said to make a tightest possible hole for the wick to the top of glass container
> make it too big
>present it on class
> Let teamate who did nothing light up the candle while I get something out of my backpack
> BOOM!
> Teamate hair catched a bit of fire
>Small piecs of glass blew everywhere
>teacher smacks him with a book to get fire off
> MFW when I unintentionally created a granade

My turn

>be me
>be ''that guy''
>was is now everywhere on the ceiling and window behind me
>was is now everywhere on the ceiling
>was

shit i did it twice in a row D:

>be 3rd year high school
>Biology experiment.
>Burning peanuts in a little tub with a bunsen burner to test energy or some shit.
>I notice rubber tube of the guy next to me started melting
>gas tabe go on fire
>ohfuck.gif
>i shout on teacher
>he tells everyone to go back
>panic
>teacher tells everyone to go back
>the guy is still there burning a fucking peanut
>mfw

Not me, but my uncles went to my same high school 20-30 years ago. Don't ask me how, but they managed to connect the gas valves to the water pipes. I shit you not, they shut down the school for days because the water fountains were leaking gas. They had to go in and reset everything, flush out the system, etc.

>TFW they got a few days off of school without ever getting caught.

nice one phil.

>doing a chemistry experiment for younger kids in cafeteria
>involves sodium and water's reactions
>put plexiglass guarding children, don't bother putting a guard behind test tube
>let friend put sodium into water
>suddenly hear screaming
>his pants are on fire, he starts screaming and running around, kids are screeching like monkeys
>lunch lady manages to put it out, not before fire burned friend's junk and left a massive hole in his pants
>we traumatized at least a dozen children that day. And I'm fairly certain my friend's scrotum fused to his dick.

nice one phil

**AwesomeArthur rolls 00** swap "00"'s with

So technically, nothing would be change and you still failed.

yep

this is just.... i have no words for this

God hates you and loves you

**theoriginalajax rolled a random image posted in comment #60 at git fooked atheiss ** WAT

Mfw that picture

about to say the same

actually its not even a coincideence because it happened on purpose

No.. They didn't mean to make a swastika out of it.

well i guess there's no wat to know whose right, so either one of our arguements could count

You're right, but you undermine your argument by sounding like a blithering idiot when you hit caps lock and refuse to use punctuation.

I thought he was talking about the metal of the pipes

>sarcasm

**ponyfcker rolls 208,326,342** Nice 666!

Oh shit! first tree numbers are my area code!

**majbuzzkill rolls 003,360,040**

**ghostrollerelite rolls 744,261,369**

**grumpythefirst rolls 679,865**

nice

I'm glad you got the joke, you Jew motherfucker you!